FabSwingers.com forum: Nudist beach shooting

By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm suprised Tom missed this story as it's all over the news.

76 year old shoots dead man masturbating on French nudist beach.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess that’s one way to get rid of unwanted attention. Single men at Studland take note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

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By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Wonder if the man masturbating managed to shoot too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers, beware.

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By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wonder where he concealed his weapon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

The wanking dead

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Not the worst way to go though

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Guess that’s one way to get rid of unwanted attention. Single men at Studland take note"

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Definitely concealed carry.

Hope it wasn't a shotgun.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

He loaded his shot while he shot his load

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

The wanking dead"

I call them predators at Studland but I think now I call them that

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By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

The wanking dead"

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By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Definitely concealed carry.

Hope it wasn't a shotgun.....

It was a rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was reaching for his cock and he grabbed his gun by accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have had a hair trigger

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

Rigamortis thows a chance up.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

I’ve started so I’ll finish?

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By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rigamortis thows a chance up."

A stiff with a stiffie

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By *allySlinky OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Maybe he was reaching for his cock and he grabbed his gun by accident. "

He cocked his rifle whilst rifling for his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead make my day do you feel lucky punk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole new meaning to I’m

Going to shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could at least let him finish first.. poor bloke will have a boner for eternity.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sounds like the sperminator was on a mission...... Hasta la vista, baby....

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Wonder if the man masturbating managed to shoot too ??

1st?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Do we know which beach? And was the assassin caught?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously not shooting blanks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Do we know which beach? And was the assassin caught? "

A 76-year-old man has been taken into custody after allegedly shooting dead a suspected flasher who had pleasured himself in front of a naked woman on a French nudist beach, according to police.

On Saturday morning, a 46-year-old man was killed in front of hundreds of beachgoers at nudist beach La Mama in the Grand Parc de Miribel-Jonage, about 460km southeast of Paris...

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

That should send a message out to the nudist beach wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he was dead, how did he masturbate?

The wanking dead"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Maybe the guy with the gun misunderstood when the guy wanking mumbled "mmmmmm, yeah, shoot your load in my face....."

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'm suprised Tom missed this story as it's all over the news.

76 year old shoots dead man masturbating on French nudist beach."

Some cumshot that… definitely on the pill!!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

what is utterly scary is some OAP fruit loop taking a hunting rifle to. a nude beach .. what a mental case he sounds .that is terrifying thought . guy needs locking up for rest of his life 100% .

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

" what is utterly scary is some OAP fruit loop taking a hunting rifle to. a nude beach .. what a mental case he sounds .that is terrifying thought . guy needs locking up for rest of his life 100% ."

Where the fk did he conceal it??

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds like he got his come-uppance (well, his uppance anyway......not so sure about his come).

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

Pump action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like the sperminator was on a mission...... Hasta la vista, baby.... "

Hasta la gista

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By *otfitbmthcoupleMan
over a year ago

Blandford

I thought this was a post about shooting photography....

Studland men can be a bloody nuisance xxx

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By *irthytoolMan
over a year ago

dover

Hope he shot his load before he was shot

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Well someone is going to have to drill a hole in the coffin lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm suprised Tom missed this story as it's all over the news.

76 year old shoots dead man masturbating on French nudist beach."

One MIGHT say...

They found him ...Stiff.. on the beach..?

... I'll see myself out.

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By *otfitbmthcoupleMan
over a year ago

Blandford

When we were at Studland the other day, a couple of women asked one guy to move as he positioned himself basically looking up between their legs, from about 6 feet away.

He went off with his tail between his legs!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I just read this story today.. scary that

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I thought this was going to be about taking photos on a nudist beach!

Whilst I completely understand the annoyance caused by the unwanted gawkers and wankers, I think killing them might be going a bit far.

Gbat

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Apparently, it wasn't just the beach-wanking. According to a news story, "the victim had been "annoying" beachgoers by "insulting and threatening" them before "masturbating in front of a woman", reports Le Parisien".

Still no excuse to shoot him dead, though.

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By *outhyorkshireFunMan
over a year ago

Southyorkshire

Did he shoot back?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Could at least let him finish first.. poor bloke will have a boner for eternity."

Is that what’s meant by “a ruined orgasm”?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Apparently, it wasn't just the beach-wanking. According to a news story, "the victim had been "annoying" beachgoers by "insulting and threatening" them before "masturbating in front of a woman", reports Le Parisien".

Still no excuse to shoot him dead, though."

Sounds like a total wanker

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Still no excuse to shoot him dead, though.

Sounds like a total wanker "

Indeed!

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