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You run an inconvenience store what do you sell

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

6 pack of cans of all with the ring pulls snapped off

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Sandpaper toilet roll

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Corned beef with that little key missing, exactly how it arrives when you order it online.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Clothes pigs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Second hand coffee and tea bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol

But no newspapers as MSM is all garbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No published opening hours. Usually closed.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sellotape with no end on it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cracked mugs

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By *ava-voomCouple
over a year ago

Craigavon

Underwater hairdryer

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Dick pills, that don’t work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything, but you can only have it delivered between 1am and 3:30am

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Civility classes for convenience store owners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t stock anything. You browse my shelves of photos of the items you can order.

You then pay and have them delivered ……to the store where you pick them up. We send you a letter in the post when they are ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used (worn) knickers

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Yesterday's newspapers and last week's Radio Times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea bags, each with a tiny hole punctured in them

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Sell all kinds but I'm shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumble dryer lint and used matches.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

One sock

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Invisible spray, £5 per bottle.

It works perfectly, but there never seems to be any in stock.

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By *he Naughty PainterMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

Fork handles

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Only left shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken guitar strings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted ice cream

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Spoons with holes in

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No fags and no vape gear.

All cash is in pennies, when dished out as change.

Opening hours will be irregular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Melted ice cream "

That's just milkshake!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Spoons with holes in"

They already exist.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Long stands.

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Wet paper bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread, milk, bog roll.

I would call it The BMB Store.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘Exploded ammunition? Yes sir, we have some over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there….’

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Long weights

Polka dot or checked paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left-handed screwdrivers and a load of ready meals with no way to open them without having to resort to getting the scissors out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other halves of the lost socks...

If you have a fancy sock and you need the match I will have it

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Chocolate teapots and ashtrays for motorcycles

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Dead batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tetley Tea and Starbuck coffee

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Boxes of matches that are only for sale to those who buy their fags and tobacco there.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Russian Roulette condoms - one in the pack has a pin hole in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jugs with the handle on the same side as the spout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VHS tapes that haven’t been rewound.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Porn mags with the pages suspiciously stuck together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually do own a newsagents.

Papers are last year.

Half loafs of bread.

Tap water in vodka bottles.

£1.00 mixups with only 70p in

Cigarettes with some missing. Keeping the price down

Notes revived are genuine, notes back to customer high quality fakes.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Regular stuff, but the hand sanitiser by the door dispenses vaseline.

Good luck getting anything into your basket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t stock anything. You browse my shelves of photos of the items you can order.

You then pay and have them delivered ……to the store where you pick them up. We send you a letter in the post when they are ready.

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Isn't that just Argos?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

condoms and lube,,

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"

Notes revived are genuine, notes back to customer high quality fakes. "

What does notes revived mean? Is it a typo for received?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Bottles of dehydrated water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Notes revived are genuine, notes back to customer high quality fakes.

What does notes revived mean? Is it a typo for received?

"

Yeah was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbow grease

Tartan paint

Fork handles

Dead parrots

Staight bananas

Blunt knifes

Left handed screwdrivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also sell

Used mop heads

Papers cut in to squares for toilet roll

ABC chewing gum (already been chewed)

Broken biscuits

Flat

Make your own cheese (sour milk)

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

All sizes of glass hammers. And replacement sand for broken egg timers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New bubbles for spirit levels

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Used Fab site supporter passes

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

String.

Available in lengths of up to two inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything and everything

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

In this weather fans that spin the wrong way would be an good little earner.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"In this weather fans that spin the wrong way would be an good little earner. "

That gave me the idea for....melted ice cubes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s an inconvenience store I guess they don’t sell anything that we are looking for.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A toothbrush with glass bristles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead free pencils

Milk bottle tops

Weak chain links

Cassette player head cleaners

5.25" floppy discs

Pre bent tent pegs

Snapped elastic bands

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"In this weather fans that spin the wrong way would be an good little earner.

That gave me the idea for....melted ice cubes !"

You could bottle that.

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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago

whitstable

Make your own ice kit

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Tampons with a party popper built in

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Non-setting glue

Betamax video tapes

Room temperature ice

Fire proof candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four candles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottled water. Bottle sold separately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damp bags of cocaine

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cake for women porn mags for men.

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

Lady Gagas knickers, 5 for a pound.

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Expensive pills that are guaranteed to stop people from being gullible. It might take several courses though.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Shoe laces with perforations so they snap

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By *olfy and SheepCouple
over a year ago

Lanark

We sell anything you want but the till queue is always a mile long and at the far end of the store

Also we don't accept cash and everything requires the manager to sign off on...who is never around because their busy taking down all the aisle signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immodium in child tamper proof bottles

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Just empty shelves, folly farm leaflet's and shit music playing through the pa system.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Anything you want but you cant take it, we only deliver it a week later and you have to pay the exact money we dont give change or accept overpayments.

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