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"Iv been having very impure thoughts of late about ya know rumpy pumpy what do i do about it "That's an easy one. You want to joim a site called Fab...something, I forget the name. Everyone on there is absolutely gagging for it 24/7. If you find a person you like make sure to send them a graphic message of what you would do to them alongside a picture of your flacid penis hovering above a piss full toilet in a dirty bathroom. Needless to say your thoughts will turn to action very quickly and when you have committed such hedonism you can return next Sunday for a full absolution. Until then, 3 hail mary's and a cold shower for you my son | |||
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"Forgive me father for i have sinned ...i am constantly coveting other people wives and girlfriends and single ladies ..am i going to hell "No, no, no. You're not going to hell, you're going to be frustrated. It's a monks life for you my boy. Off to a monastery for 40 days and 40 nights of rehabilitation. | |||
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"Iv been having very impure thoughts of late about ya know rumpy pumpy what do i do about it
That's an easy one. You want to joim a site called Fab...something, I forget the name. Everyone on there is absolutely gagging for it 24/7. If you find a person you like make sure to send them a graphic message of what you would do to them alongside a picture of your flacid penis hovering above a piss full toilet in a dirty bathroom. Needless to say your thoughts will turn to action very quickly and when you have committed such hedonism you can return next Sunday for a full absolution.
Until then, 3 hail mary's and a cold shower for you my son "good thinking iv just the toilet too | |||
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"Forgive me father for i have sinned ...i am constantly coveting other people wives and girlfriends and single ladies ..am i going to hell "Ohh i cannot go there please .... all they mad monks ...im real straight not "fab straight"  | |||
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"Iv been having very impure thoughts of late about ya know rumpy pumpy what do i do about it
That's an easy one. You want to joim a site called Fab...something, I forget the name. Everyone on there is absolutely gagging for it 24/7. If you find a person you like make sure to send them a graphic message of what you would do to them alongside a picture of your flacid penis hovering above a piss full toilet in a dirty bathroom. Needless to say your thoughts will turn to action very quickly and when you have committed such hedonism you can return next Sunday for a full absolution.
Until then, 3 hail mary's and a cold shower for you my son
good thinking iv just the toilet too"Fantastic, something tells me you're going to be very popular... | |||
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"Forgive me father for i have sinned ...i am constantly coveting other people wives and girlfriends and single ladies ..am i going to hell
Ohh i cannot go there please .... all they mad monks ...im real straight not "fab straight" "Ah my mistake squire. I've been on here so long the word straight has lost all meaning. The holy book has told me what your fate is so unfortunately I can't change that but I can try get you in a rave monastery where they make their own wine and stuff? | |||
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