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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The cat is going for an operation tomorrow - this is the said cat that brings in items of underwear from the neighbours (no we still dont know who they belong too and have received a load more ...........), cat isnt allowed out or anything to eat from seven tonight, this is also the cat that shredded me a week ago........... have blocked off the cat flap (its locked and blocked off - taking no chances here), have fed him and the other one, other one has gone out via the front door, the one needing an operation is now running around trying his hardest to get through shut patio doors (two sets), closed windows, and wailing at the front door ......... its gonna be a long loooooooonnnnnnngggg nite ............

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pop him in the oven on a low heat. He'll stay warm and you'll know where he is when you have to catch him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot to mention something tooo - my woodwork in the hall and stairs and landing was painted today as well - I can soooo see the cat covered in white gloss paint tooo - and he's called "Fluff" ................ its not looking good is it ........ ??!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fluff! Oh dear. I think you may need to contain this cat for your own good.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I forgot to mention something tooo - my woodwork in the hall and stairs and landing was painted today as well - I can soooo see the cat covered in white gloss paint tooo - and he's called "Fluff" ................ its not looking good is it ........ ??!! "
you named your pussy fluff? Hmmmm, I think now that you've vacated your refridgerator you had better pop fluff in there for safe keeping from all the Toms on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do some light bondage work with it. You'll be great at knots by the end of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention something tooo - my woodwork in the hall and stairs and landing was painted today as well - I can soooo see the cat covered in white gloss paint tooo - and he's called "Fluff" ................ its not looking good is it ........ ??!! you named your pussy fluff? Hmmmm, I think now that you've vacated your refridgerator you had better pop fluff in there for safe keeping from all the Toms on here "

just a mere technicality - didnt the polar bear inhabit the freezer?!!!! I know pedantic but facts are facts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fluff! Oh dear. I think you may need to contain this cat for your own good."

think he is on one ............ he tried shredding the other cat .......... I have Stepped Away from the CAT ................

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cat hates me, ive found a new game to play with her. Those big airbags that you get in packaging i stand on them and pop them, shes got wise to me tonight so will have to get her when shes not expecting it

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Pussy getting covered in sticky stuff. Sounds familiar

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Fluff! Oh dear. I think you may need to contain this cat for your own good.

think he is on one ............ he tried shredding the other cat .......... I have Stepped Away from the CAT ................ "

Witnessing attempted murder without intervening is an offense albeit an understandable one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fluff! Oh dear. I think you may need to contain this cat for your own good.

think he is on one ............ he tried shredding the other cat .......... I have Stepped Away from the CAT ................

Witnessing attempted murder without intervening is an offense albeit an understandable one "

oh I dont know which one was winning, there was fur everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh ooooooooooops he's none too happy lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"oh ooooooooooops he's none too happy lol "
why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh ooooooooooops he's none too happy lol why? "

cos he couldnt get out lol and he's less happy now cos he's at the vets .....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oh ooooooooooops he's none too happy lol why?

cos he couldnt get out lol and he's less happy now cos he's at the vets ..... "

Every silver lining...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the other one is wandering around meeeowwwing cos she cant find him - not that they get on very well, she loves winding him up and nicking whereever he has been sleeping lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"The cat is going for an operation tomorrow - this is the said cat that brings in items of underwear from the neighbours (no we still dont know who they belong too and have received a load more ...........), cat isnt allowed out or anything to eat from seven tonight, this is also the cat that shredded me a week ago........... have blocked off the cat flap (its locked and blocked off - taking no chances here), have fed him and the other one, other one has gone out via the front door, the one needing an operation is now running around trying his hardest to get through shut patio doors (two sets), closed windows, and wailing at the front door ......... its gonna be a long loooooooonnnnnnngggg nite ............ "

Sorry Minxie - but I'm still fixating on your cat flap.. I'll read the rest of this later when I've got over that ...

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