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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pretend for a moment you don’t have your eye on anyone or simply you don’t fancy someone, but you’d like to.

So you find fab (or other leading hook up sights to meet like minded people ) and you start your search.

What first filter would you go with in order of importance?

Distance? Because how many times have you cursed fab miles because your attracted to someone miles away.

Or something else, because after all, distance wouldn’t keep you away from meeting someone you really fancy should it?

Cock size? Reliability? Honesty? Rich?

Funny answers also welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ability to string a sentence together and not just grunt random words at me like a caveman.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Full head of hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ability to string a sentence together and not just grunt random words at me like a caveman."

Uh huh

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Favourite book.

If you say Ulysses I know you're either lying (and I'll find it out soon enough) or as pretentious a twunk as me. Two pretentious twunks is a recipe for disaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much of a liar they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start with sex, distance then I have to read the profiles to see that most aren't looking for straight men, they want Bi blokes, BBC, fit guys or the elusive Female unicorn. Preferably all of the above.

The ones I do find that aren't particularly fussy haven't been online since they registered

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Location, location, location.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man with no veris because he'll be horny as hell and desperate to fuck anything that offers.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Location and whether he accommodated.

The rest is chemistry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse."

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Deffo distance for me x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

It's was definitely distance for me when I first joined

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's was definitely distance for me when I first joined "

Star wars pants for me x

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"Favourite book.

If you say Ulysses I know you're either lying (and I'll find it out soon enough) or as pretentious a twunk as me. Two pretentious twunks is a recipe for disaster."

Haha, absolutely this! The people who say how much they love Joyce, or Dostoevsky or whatever, and I always think of a line from ‘Educating Rita’ that always cracked me up, ‘Wouldn’t you just die without Mahler?’ And as much as I want to spend time with book lovers, the level of pretentiousness is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age! I always check their age first

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Age! I always check their age first "

This

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

To be 15 miles away !

Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!

Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this

Distance is a factor!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Favourite book.

If you say Ulysses I know you're either lying (and I'll find it out soon enough) or as pretentious a twunk as me. Two pretentious twunks is a recipe for disaster.

Haha, absolutely this! The people who say how much they love Joyce, or Dostoevsky or whatever, and I always think of a line from ‘Educating Rita’ that always cracked me up, ‘Wouldn’t you just die without Mahler?’ And as much as I want to spend time with book lovers, the level of pretentiousness is amazing."

Yes! I think of that quote as well!

I can appreciate that some genuinely adore certain authors/texts but more often than not if you discuss with them the motifs, themes, story arc you discover yep, it's either pretension or untrue. Book lovers are beautiful people but a wanky bunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse."

Negotiable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Affinity

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"To be 15 miles away !

Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!

Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this

Distance is a factor! "

Oh, shucks, you describe me so well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse.

Negotiable "

If that was the only requirement on a profile some would still try to get around it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Location, SM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bangers.

Must make my face do this

Gotta have great bangers.

Enjoy a cheeky banter/flirt.

Great rack.

Bit posh.

Hooters. Lovely lovely hooters.

Must like a bit of rough. (That's me obvs)

Norks. Nice norks.

Female. Still breathing.

Did I mention the tiddies?

Winston

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By *remiumbondMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Body type ….. yes I’m shallow

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Age! I always check their age first

This "

Not location ? Being out there on that wet and windy island ?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"To be 15 miles away !

Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!

Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this

Distance is a factor!

Oh, shucks, you describe me so well x"

What a coincidence!! Chester - Dunfermline might be more than 15 miles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse."

Nah, just as long as they're still warm

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Age! I always check their age first

This

Not location ? Being out there on that wet and windy island ? "

We have wet and windy women here too

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"To be 15 miles away !

Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!

Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this

Distance is a factor!

Oh, shucks, you describe me so well x

What a coincidence!! Chester - Dunfermline might be more than 15 miles!! "

I'm mobile x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Location

Height

Can accommodate

No dick pics on profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Age! I always check their age first

This

Not location ? Being out there on that wet and windy island ?

We have wet and windy women here too "

Haha.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Ability to string a sentence together and not just grunt random words at me like a caveman."

Fred Flintstone or Captain Cavemen would not get anywhere.

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