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The rather tardy unpunctual and delayed dilatory late, late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

³

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"³"

Bollocks.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"³

Bollocks."

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. YOU'RE TONIGHT'S ¹ST, ²ND AND ³RD POSTER. OR IS IT POSTERS? I DON'T KNOW, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. I'M JUST ENJOYING TYPING AWAY IN CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE A MAD MAN. WHEN I SAY MAD MAN, I DON'T MEAN I'M IN AMERICAN ADVERTISING IN THE OLDEN DAYS, LIKE FROM THE TV SHOW MAD MEN. WHICH I RATHER ENJOYED, EVEN THOUGH NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS.

I'M HUNGRY.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"³

Bollocks.

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't nocturnal threads start later and later.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Don't nocturnal threads start later and later."

Depends what time of the year it is

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"³

Bollocks.

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread."

Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'M HUNGRY."

Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. YOU'RE TONIGHT'S ¹ST, ²ND AND ³RD POSTER. OR IS IT POSTERS? I DON'T KNOW, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. I'M JUST ENJOYING TYPING AWAY IN CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE A MAD MAN. WHEN I SAY MAD MAN, I DON'T MEAN I'M IN AMERICAN ADVERTISING IN THE OLDEN DAYS, LIKE FROM THE TV SHOW MAD MEN. WHICH I RATHER ENJOYED, EVEN THOUGH NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS.

.

I'M HUNGRY."

•

I'm Budda. I'm your pest.

I'm Budapest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't nocturnal threads start later and later.

Depends what time of the year it is "

Is it a leap year?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"³

Bollocks.

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.

Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post . "

Story of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'M HUNGRY.

Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X"

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x"

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'M HUNGRY.

Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast

"

In that case chill out to some Black Sabbath

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoE_A8x0uMc

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Tipsy and perving pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx"

I went. x

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hi I'm confused but that my normal state. Only here for a few minutes but thought I'd say hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'M HUNGRY.

Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast

In that case chill out to some Black Sabbath

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoE_A8x0uMc"

(blackheart)

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"³

Bollocks.

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.

Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .

Story of my life."

Jim either not fast enough typing or need to upgrade your internet connection speed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tipsy and perving pics "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Clac. You bloody pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi I'm confused but that my normal state. Only here for a few minutes but thought I'd say hi"

I'm often confused. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stefan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"³

Bollocks.

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.

Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .

Story of my life.

Jim either not fast enough typing or need to upgrade your internet connection speed "

I'm slow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Mr Jim.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x"

Aw. Did you miss me? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x"

I did. x

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"³

Bollocks.

1,2,3,4,5 . Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.

Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .

Story of my life.

Jim either not fast enough typing or need to upgrade your internet connection speed

I'm slow."

Same as me then fast internet speed . Need someone who can actually type fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x"

We will try to be at the next one. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X"

It could be September. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X

It could be September. x"

We will keep an eye out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X"

Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening "

Fantastic. Is that at Pride Park?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X

Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx"

We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X

Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx

We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local. "

It was pretty quiet tonight. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X

Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx

We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local.

It was pretty quiet tonight. x"

So was the social we hosted but it was still really good fun. I think it's because it's the 1st weekend of the school holidays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy et al!

How's your Saturday going? X

Where were you?!

It's been a good night. x

I forgot I had a hen do today.

Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx

I went. x

Aw. Did you miss me? x

I did. x

We will try to be at the next one. X

Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx

We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local.

It was pretty quiet tonight. x

So was the social we hosted but it was still really good fun. I think it's because it's the 1st weekend of the school holidays. "

*Nods*

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song."
i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening

Fantastic. Is that at Pride Park? "

No, it used to be known as the Racecourse Ground, I think horses used to run around it long before I was born

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing "

Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing

Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!"
grace, sean South and the foggy dew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening

Fantastic. Is that at Pride Park?

No, it used to be known as the Racecourse Ground, I think horses used to run around it long before I was born "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing

Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!grace, sean South and the foggy dew "

Very Irish.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing

Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!grace, sean South and the foggy dew

Very Irish."
oh yes very patriotic Irish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Elisabeth Moss' birthday today. Happy birthday, Elisabeth!

How old do you think Elisabeth Moss is?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

42

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"42"

42!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers. "

Does your dog bite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Hey, Rex. We don't often see you at this time of night.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.

Does your dog bite? "

That’s not my dog!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi

Hey, Rex. We don't often see you at this time of night."

I’m not tired, I will be tomorrow though through staying up waaaay too late

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"42

42!"

Yeah! Had to happen at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.

Does your dog bite? "

Do you have a rim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Hey, Rex. We don't often see you at this time of night.

I’m not tired, I will be tomorrow though through staying up waaaay too late "

I'm liking the late night Rex action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"42

42!

Yeah! Had to happen at some point "

It was inevitable.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"

I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" "

The giraffe is a tall African hoofed mammal belonging to the genus Giraffa. It is the tallest living terrestrial animal and the largest ruminant- hoofed herbivorous- on Earth. Traditionally, giraffes were thought to be one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, with nine subspecies. And can run at 60 km/h

Horses on the other hand The horse is a domesticated, odd-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today and can run at 88 km/h, so it will easilly outpace your inferior and any of his mates

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.

Does your dog bite?

Do you have a rim?"

Chimpanzee Minkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good "

Going loco down in Acapulco.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"

The giraffe is a tall African hoofed mammal belonging to the genus Giraffa. It is the tallest living terrestrial animal and the largest ruminant- hoofed herbivorous- on Earth. Traditionally, giraffes were thought to be one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, with nine subspecies. And can run at 60 km/h

Horses on the other hand The horse is a domesticated, odd-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today and can run at 88 km/h, so it will easilly outpace your inferior and any of his mates "

I don’t know Ace…..in a short race Jim’s might win by a neck

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good

Going loco down in Acapulco."

Close. More like going baboon in Cancun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The giraffe is a tall African hoofed mammal belonging to the genus Giraffa. It is the tallest living terrestrial animal and the largest ruminant- hoofed herbivorous- on Earth. Traditionally, giraffes were thought to be one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, with nine subspecies. And can run at 60 km/h

Horses on the other hand The horse is a domesticated, odd-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today and can run at 88 km/h, so it will easilly outpace your inferior and any of his mates "

Thanks for facting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good

Going loco down in Acapulco.

Close. More like going baboon in Cancun "

(baboon)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.

Does your dog bite?

Do you have a rim?

Chimpanzee Minkey "

You had me at chimp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Jennifer Lopez's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jenny!

How old do you think Jennifer Lopez is?

https://youtu.be/4kGvlESGvbs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" Thanks for facting."

I'm off out to source a Penguin, I'll let you know when it beats the ice speed record

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Other chocolate biscuits are available.

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over a year ago

On this day 2001 Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, the last Tsar of Bulgaria when he was a child, was sworn in as Prime Minister of Bulgaria, becoming the first monarch in history to regain political power through democratic election to a different office.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Other chocolate biscuits are available."

Taxi for Jim ^

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over a year ago

On this day 1851 people of the United Kingdom were allowed light and air in their homes without having to pay for it. The long-hated Window Tax had finally been scrapped.

Imposed in 1696, it was a banded tax, so the more windows a house boasted, the more its owner would pay in tax.

Inevitably, property owners and developers did what they could to avoid the levy. The rich built new houses with the minimum number of windows, while the poor in their tenement housing simply bricked up the windows, making their cramped, dark dwellings even more gloomy.

Another ploy by the rich was to apply only one layer of bricks in parts of their new homes where they thought windows could be added later when the tax was withdrawn. A simple job just to knock away a single layer of bricks and install a window in their place.

In the darkened tenements, the bricked-up windows came to be known as “Pitt’s Pictures”, a scathing reference to Conservative Prime Minister William Pitt the Younger, who enthusiastically supported and extended the Window Tax.

Its abolition came after campaigners successfully argued that it was a “tax on health” and a “tax on light and air.” The medical profession in particular argued that the lack of windows tended to create dark, damp homes that were a source of disease and ill-health.

The taxman certainly saw glass as a handy source of income, even if the number of windows was being reduced. The Glass Tax, introduced in 1746, lasted 100 years until, once again, protests led by doctors caused its abolition.

The medical journal The Lancet protested against “the enormous tax on glass, amounting to more than three hundred per cent on its value,” and described the burden as “one of the most cruel a Government could inflict on the nation.”

It added that “the deficiency of light in town habitations, in a great measure caused by the enormous cost of glass, is universally admitted to be one of the principal causes of the unhealthiness of cities.”

Benjamin Franklin remarked in 1789: “Nothing is certain except death and taxes.” He could perhaps have added that equally certain is the capacity of finance ministers to stretch their imaginations and dream up new taxes.

Before the Window Tax, for example, came the Hearth Tax, which was a levy on “every Fire Hearth and Stove within every House, Edifice, Chambers and Lodging" in England and Wales.

It was introduced in 1662 but was so unpopular and difficult to assess, officials had to enter homes and count the number of fireplaces, that it was scrapped about twenty years later.

A report by one of the officials became of interest to historians when it was noted that Thomas Faryner, a baker, of Pudding Lane, London, owned five hearths and one oven. A spark from this oven is believed to have started the Great Fire of London in 1666.

Other dreamed-up levies include the Wallpaper Tax, which was introduced in 1712, not abolished until 1836. And in recent times, ex-Chancellor George Osborne introduced an “under-occupancy penalty” which meant that tenants of local authority housing deemed to have a spare room would receive a cut in welfare benefits. It was quickly dubbed the “Bedroom Tax.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Other chocolate biscuits are available.

Taxi for Jim ^"

Fare do's.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Other chocolate biscuits are available.

Taxi for Jim ^

Fare do's. "

Have you ever been to Scarborough Fair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Other chocolate biscuits are available.

Taxi for Jim ^

Fare do's.

Have you ever been to Scarborough Fair? "

I've not had the pleasure.

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By *arried_couple_GU52Couple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

Who wants to join us right now?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Who wants to join us right now?"

I'm afraid Jim's Mum is busy right now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to join us right now?"

If only

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over a year ago

On this day 1982 Eye Of The Tiger from Rocky III topped the U.S. pop charts.

Whether it’s Oliver Stone setting a scene from Platoon to Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber, or Quentin Tarantino setting a scene from Reservoir Dogs to Stuck In The Middle with You by Stealers Wheel, filmmakers often depend upon certain passages of music to produce specific emotional reactions from their audiences. And actor/director Sylvester Stallone is no exception. His Rocky franchise produced its second #1 pop hit on July the 24th, 1982 when Survivor’s Eye Of The Tiger began a six-week run atop the Billboard pop chart.

The first #1 hit from Stallone’s boxing series was Gonna Fly Now (Theme from Rocky), which topped the charts in the summer of 1977, with a very different tone than the hard-charging Eye Of The Tiger. Like the films’ main character, who transformed himself from a lovable, if bumbling idiot in the first Rocky into a vengeful, muscle-bound warrior in Rocky III, Eye Of The Tiger eschewed subtlety in favour of brute force. But as brute-force pop songs go, few have been more effective than the one-and-only #1 hit from the Chicago bar-band Survivor.

Survivor was hand-picked by Sylvester Stallone to write a song for the second Rocky sequel after he heard their minor 1981 hit Poor Man’s Son, a mid-tempo number in the vein of Foreigner. For the Rocky III soundtrack, Stallone told songwriting band members Frankie Sullivan and Jim Peterik that he wanted “something with a strong beat…that would appeal to the rock crowd.” What he got was one of the most effective and popular soundtrack hits of all time as Eye Of The Tiger raced to #1 on the pop charts and remained there for six consecutive weeks, five weeks longer than the theme song for the original Rocky.

As for Survivor, they turned out a respectable run of six more top-40 hits over the subsequent four years, including the #2 hit Burning Heart (1985) from the Rocky IV soundtrack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to join us right now?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MC. I hope you find some company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, NiceGuy. Happy Sunday.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning

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over a year ago


"I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning "

Blimey, Ace. That's late even for you.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Who wants to join us right now?"

You could’ve asked when I lived in Church Crookham!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning "

Is that a euphemism Ace?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it a euphemism?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning

Blimey, Ace. That's late even for you."

I know, I've already eaten, the beef is gonna be for salads with me and some of ma neighbours

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""

Ay up mi duck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Quack quack.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Quack quack."

He needs some queem qwackers

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 24/07/22 04:26:22]"

Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quack quack.

He needs some queem qwackers "

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Ay up mi duck x "

Good morning.•°°

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Quack quack."

I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Quack quack.

I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°° "

How are you feeling now?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Ay up mi duck x

Good morning.•°°"

Good Morning to you as well young Lady, have you been following the Women's football and cricket teams?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Quack quack.

I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°

How are you feeling now?"

Still very but I'll survive, I just hope it doesn't last much longer whatever it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Quack quack.

I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°

How are you feeling now?

Still very but I'll survive, I just hope it doesn't last much longer whatever it is. "

Hurry up and get better for goodness sakes.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Ay up mi duck x

Good morning.•°°

Good Morning to you as well young Lady, have you been following the Women's football and cricket teams?"

I haven't, sports aren't my thing and I've been mostly sleeping the last couple days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Quack quack.

I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°

How are you feeling now?

Still very but I'll survive, I just hope it doesn't last much longer whatever it is.

Hurry up and get better for goodness sakes."

I refuse to be ill much longer I hate it.•°°

At least it's cooled down, a heatwave and being .. I wouldn't handle it well.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Ay up mi duck x

Good morning.•°°

Good Morning to you as well young Lady, have you been following the Women's football and cricket teams?

I haven't, sports aren't my thing and I've been mostly sleeping the last couple days."

Well I hope you have plenty of zzzzz's

I'm going to watch England v South Africa at ma local ground on Monday evening

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Epilogue: it turned out rather marvellous in the end.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?! "

•

You were being pleasured, perhaps KC²?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?!

•

You were being pleasured, perhaps KC²? "

Negative last night, Nerø

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?!

•

You were being pleasured, perhaps KC²?

Negative last night, Nerø "

•

Not even by a fine, hand-crafted artisan wood-fired Pizza?

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