FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Crimbo Pantomime Auditions

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Its time to recruit for the Fab Xmas pantomime.

Which one are you going to nominate the person above for

Snow White:

Queen Grimhilde:

The Prince:

Doc:

Grumpy:

Happy

Sleepy:

Bashful:

Sneezy:

Dopey:

Humbert the Huntsman:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to audition for bashful please

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I would like to audition for bashful please

beautifull thats the spirit, join me on my casting couch young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need the horse or a cow

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Need the horse or a cow

is there a cow in snow white ? pull the udder one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I volunteer for the huntsman - do I have to bring my own chopper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously Snow White here

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll audition for sleepy..

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"If I volunteer for the huntsman - do I have to bring my own chopper?

only if its impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll audition for sleepy.."

Is there a 'Drooly' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Ooh that would be me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll audition for sleepy..

Is the a 'drooly' ?

i so do not drool

how would you know mr starfish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would have to be Prince Charming as I am and have the pork sword to go with my good lucks and charm.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

what veris ?! he he

can you make 6.30 tonight on my casting couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

what veris ?! he he

can you make 6.30 tonight on my casting couch"

I'll be there.....

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

what veris ?! he he

can you make 6.30 tonight on my casting couch

I'll be there.....

great attitude i can see you being snow white if you perform oops sorry i mean interview well on the casting couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have a witch.....will I bring Fmuma along too?

She'll make a great witch...no makeup required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

what veris ?! he he

can you make 6.30 tonight on my casting couch

I'll be there.....

great attitude i can see you being snow white if you perform oops sorry i mean interview well on the casting couch"

......she used to be snow white ....... but she drifted.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You don't have a witch.....will I bring Fmuma along too?

She'll make a great witch...no makeup required

you are so fuckin dead ya cow. I nominate you as Dopey!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What can i be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to audition for bashful please

beautifull thats the spirit, join me on my casting couch young lady

Sits on casting couch ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't have a witch.....will I bring Fmuma along too?

She'll make a great witch...no makeup required

you are so fuckin dead ya cow. I nominate you as Dopey!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo get the paddling pool out and full it with custard, we got a fight on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can i be the princess and the pea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I audition for sneezy... Aaaaaachooooo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm really Grumpy.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

what veris ?! he he

can you make 6.30 tonight on my casting couch

I'll be there.....

great attitude i can see you being snow white if you perform oops sorry i mean interview well on the casting couch

......she used to be snow white ....... but she drifted.

drifted? Turned to slush more like.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can i be"

You have to be the star 3 wise men followed.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Laine can be the mirror cos she is cracked

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What can i be

You have to be the star 3 wise men followed.

Only problem with that laine is that we are auditioning on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the ticket lady .... Roll up roll up get your tickets here!

For one night only a custard battle to the death.

Wishy-wanky will be the referee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously Snow White here

i was hoping to cast someone more virginal and innocent

Well don't read my veris and pretend

what veris ?! he he

can you make 6.30 tonight on my casting couch

I'll be there.....

great attitude i can see you being snow white if you perform oops sorry i mean interview well on the casting couch

......she used to be snow white ....... but she drifted.

drifted? Turned to slush more like.....

I was led astray...I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laine can be the mirror cos she is cracked "

No turning my face to the wall then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can i be

You have to be the star 3 wise men followed.

Only problem with that laine is that we are auditioning on here

What about Bussy, View and ...........?

Yes I see your problem.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I'll audition for sleepy..

Is the a 'drooly' ?

i so do not drool

how would you know mr starfish..

Sounds like Cute was drooling over Obi's chest while he was laying starfish in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When do the tickets go on sale??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Queen Grimhilde!!! Feel like a bit of cross-dressing at Christmas

Perky WILL be pleased..... not!

Pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be "happy" please, I have a big smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Bashful please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laine can be the mirror cos she is cracked "

I just realised, this IS the perfect role for me ...... who else can be so diplomatic when attempting to say naff off ye fugly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bum was gonna volunteer for Happy but ............. someone beat me to it - can't we invent a new role - just for me - pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze else I'll start singing loudly !!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'll be Queen Grimhilde!!! Feel like a bit of cross-dressing at Christmas

Perky WILL be pleased..... not!

Pork"

too late... That's my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Queen Grimhilde!!! Feel like a bit of cross-dressing at Christmas

Perky WILL be pleased..... not!

Pork

too late... That's my part

She could have a sister!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Its snow white... Not Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the person who shows you to your seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the dwarf who rubs his thighs and pulls a pervy face like Vic Reeves? ... oops sorry, that's sleepy, thought it was sleezy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its snow white... Not Cinderella

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Bugger! Ladies Maid then????

Can't believe I'm this keen to cross-dress!! Think I need a private convo with Jodie .....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'll be the person who shows you to your seats

if you are going to be (an) Usher, then you need to sing as well

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If there is a wicked queen then il have that role, it wont take much of an effort to get into character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the person who shows you to your seats

if you are going to be (an) Usher, then you need to sing as well

I could do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am up for buttons or unbuttons if the position is open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what panto did we eventually decide on and when does it start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm already playing the genie in an ametuer production of aladdin for charity XD

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