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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr average says hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

Yes you’re right there are some huge cocks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cammo will be over the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tape measure should be stuffed up the arsehole to tether it. Then measure to the dick tip while gripping it so hard it goes purple and expands.

Perhaps the stats people did it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cammo will be over the moon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

That's only because the survey on fab is from those that shout the loudest about their manhood

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"The tape measure should be stuffed up the arsehole to tether it. Then measure to the dick tip while gripping it so hard it goes purple and expands.

Perhaps the stats people did it wrong."

They messed it up, they didn't use one of those small Lynx cans

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By *ananas2013Man
over a year ago

wolves


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

Well l seem to be average at something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs i was hoping to get lost in the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tape measure should be stuffed up the arsehole to tether it. Then measure to the dick tip while gripping it so hard it goes purple and expands.

Perhaps the stats people did it wrong.

They messed it up, they didn't use one of those small Lynx cans "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still waaaaaaay below average

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unspoken rules off fab

Add 5 inches to you highte

Add 3 inches to your cock size

And instist your bi even though your profile says straight

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

Clearly the survey didn’t include the men of Fab, I mean; I wasn’t contacted for my input……

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Bang average over here

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If this is true then I can't call myself average anymore and I don't like that, I demand a remeasure of all 15,000 penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once I’m above average… just

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about "

It's in a bible for Lads

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

That much

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Cammo will be over the moon."

Nope, he'll just totally ignore it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cammo will be over the moon.

Nope, he'll just totally ignore it

."

It’s definitely a kink.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

But in that survey the men had to measure themselves,so likely added a little extra

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about

It's in a bible for Lads "

Found it. The study was in 2014

Interesting how the day the results could be skewed if the respondents weren’t honest. If that was the case, we’d imagine the average would be significantly larger

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about

It's in a bible for Lads

Found it. The study was in 2014

Interesting how the day the results could be skewed if the respondents weren’t honest. If that was the case, we’d imagine the average would be significantly larger "

Guys didn’t have the measurement app on their IPhones back in 2014 either…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about

It's in a bible for Lads

Found it. The study was in 2014

Interesting how the day the results could be skewed if the respondents weren’t honest. If that was the case, we’d imagine the average would be significantly larger "

Lol nearly as think as it is long hard, hmmm don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone please post a ‘how to measure’ guide please!

Just so we’re all on the same page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about

It's in a bible for Lads

Found it. The study was in 2014

Interesting how the day the results could be skewed if the respondents weren’t honest. If that was the case, we’d imagine the average would be significantly larger

Lol nearly as think as it is long hard, hmmm don't think so "

Thick

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"!

Where can we find this survey? (Obviously don’t try to post a link!)

That would make Mr certainly above average, which he’s now smug about

It's in a bible for Lads

Found it. The study was in 2014

Interesting how the day the results could be skewed if the respondents weren’t honest. If that was the case, we’d imagine the average would be significantly larger

Lol nearly as think as it is long hard, hmmm don't think so

Thick"

I'm almost 6in long and just over 6in girth so you can laugh but it's possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

Big cocks are horny cocks obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once I'm above average

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Average has always been known as 6 1/2 as stated on embarrassing bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average has always been known as 6 1/2 as stated on embarrassing bodies "

Evolution baby

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Average has always been known as 6 1/2 as stated on embarrassing bodies

Evolution baby "

Not flux capacitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average that I've always been told is around 5 half to 6 but this whole girth thing new spin how n where is that measured

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth


"Cammo will be over the moon."

LOL, first person I thought of too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Average that I've always been told is around 5 half to 6 but this whole girth thing new spin how n where is that measured"

Girth is easy to measure, just use string around the base and then measure the length of it

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Did they compare with a remote control?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m must have 2 mens willys then

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By *illiamgMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Bit above the normal then lol

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

First time ever am above average

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm definitely above average then

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Well I have been lucky with the cocks I've had....all well above average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cammo will be over the moon.

LOL, first person I thought of too "

Ditto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cammo will be over the moon.

LOL, first person I thought of too

Ditto lol "

LOL the first person I thought of when I saw the title of this thread ...Cammo ...

Maybe he's gone off to re-invent himself , one can hope .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Oh well these average sizes make me feel better about mine lol

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

That's brilliant news. I can update my profile and state that I'm above average Wooohooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I get by with 6 inches?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

That's why it's "Fab", not "Average" swingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely they haven't seen the dick pictures on here next to a TV remote

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

That is good news, my erect penis size is 7.5" so abit bigger than the average there

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By *ANG8LOOSEMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"The tape measure should be stuffed up the arsehole to tether it. Then measure to the dick tip while gripping it so hard it goes purple and expands.

Perhaps the stats people did it wrong."

I like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they say where to start measuring from?

I tend to start from where it says 2 inches on the take measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size Matters...Add an inch for fab

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Did they say where to start measuring from?

I tend to start from where it says 2 inches on the take measure "

from the back of yer bollocks allegedly

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Did they not use the standard fab sky remote measuring system?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they say where to start measuring from?

I tend to start from where it says 2 inches on the take measure

from the back of yer bollocks allegedly "
well that changes everything

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I am well below average I’m very small

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By *eirdscienceMan
over a year ago

Postwick


"Did they not use the standard fab sky remote measuring system?"

Ha ha...I thought the standard measurement tool was a Right Guard Deodorant can, how wrong was I

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Did they not use the standard fab sky remote measuring system?

Ha ha...I thought the standard measurement tool was a Right Guard Deodorant can, how wrong was I"

I thought it was lynx lol

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By *eirdscienceMan
over a year ago

Postwick


"Did they not use the standard fab sky remote measuring system?

Ha ha...I thought the standard measurement tool was a Right Guard Deodorant can, how wrong was I

I thought it was lynx lol "

What we do agree on is the Sky Remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I'm surprised it's only 5". I'm very happy with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average has always been known as 6 1/2 as stated on embarrassing bodies

Evolution baby

Not flux capacitor "

Maybe smaller is fits better with modern women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a survey, over 15,000 Men were measured.

The results for a flaccid willy came in at 3.61 inches in length and 3.67 inches in circumference.

For erect penises, the average length was 5.17 inches long and 4.59 inches in circumference.

This can't be right surely? Average on Fab is 8"! "

LOL, I suspect most men are prone to exaggeration. Oh, that means compared to the 15000 sample, I'm about an 1" longer and 1.5" in circumference. (and that is the truth!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that’s true ladies who like anything over 6”” are size queens

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Ìts all gone to cock

The people in charge of the survey didn't know which way round to hold the ruler

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

There seems to be some misunderstanding between cm and inches when taking measurements

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't exaggerate.

I have a very precise measurement on my profile for those who look for that information

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

I think it all depends on where you hold the tape measure , it’s yeah Dino I measured mine , a bit childish I think , the person that is driving the penis is the most important part, & a nice clean one also

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

I think it all depends on where you hold the tape measure , it’s years since I measured mine , a bit childish I think , the person that is driving the penis is the most important part, & a nice clean one also

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

Mistakes in first message

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well I actually read an article some time ago which stated that the average Afro Caribbean penis was 7" the average Caucasian penis being 6" with the East Asian guys bringing up the rear, no pun intended, at 5". This is also why Caucasian guys are often the prefered choice of oriental ladies as the Afro Caribbean guys are more than they can handle. I look at myself in the mirror and am very grateful that there may just be the odd one or two Afro Caribbean genes in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I actually read an article some time ago which stated that the average Afro Caribbean penis was 7" the average Caucasian penis being 6" with the East Asian guys bringing up the rear, no pun intended, at 5". This is also why Caucasian guys are often the prefered choice of oriental ladies as the Afro Caribbean guys are more than they can handle. I look at myself in the mirror and am very grateful that there may just be the odd one or two Afro Caribbean genes in me."

Magnificent

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

That's because they measured it correctly. As all the people on here measure it incorrectly and add on a few inches to impress, I've seen the pictures on here.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

When you say ‘revealed’ - was this a scientific presentation or just someone who whipped out their average size appendage and waved it around in public?

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