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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As if I havent had enough to contend with this weekend, now having issues with the internet as well .............. in out in out u shake it all out ............... see still singing despite it all lol

Thank u all for your hugs and nice messages .............. I will sort of be on here as and when the internet decides to work ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back minxie. Missed you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As if I havent had enough to contend with this weekend, now having issues with the internet as well .............. in out in out u shake it all out ............... see still singing despite it all lol

Thank u all for your hugs and nice messages .............. I will sort of be on here as and when the internet decides to work ........... "

Porn bandwidth does tend to disrupt my ability to post too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie a safety rope to me Minxie ....... you'll be safe.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I get that with my phone. Drives me potty.

Welcome back... she's gone! ... she's back! ... she's gone! ...

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

she's back lol ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she's back lol ............ "

Ffs who left the door open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"she's back lol ............

Ffs who left the door open "

i worked out the secret code to get back in ............... there was a clue in ............ its beginning to look a lot like ...............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol"

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol "

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx"

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol "

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

"

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then "

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX"

why doesnt someone bump her off?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off? "

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

"

Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat nip.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cat nip....... "

run out ............... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat nip.......

run out ............... lol "

Not surprised, wheres the list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cat nip.......

run out ............... lol

Not surprised, wheres the list? "

oooo I couldnt possibly commit pen to paper ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat nip.......

run out ............... lol

Not surprised, wheres the list?

oooo I couldnt possibly commit pen to paper .................. "

Your secret will be safe with me minxie

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun "

That'd do it! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

"

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!! "

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

"

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol "

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

"

Yoooo Hooooo Diamonds - I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

Yoooo Hooooo Diamonds - I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere lol "

Not you! Silly sausage! We're trying to protect you, remember?? What if I missed - then she'd get you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

Yoooo Hooooo Diamonds - I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere lol

Not you! Silly sausage! We're trying to protect you, remember?? What if I missed - then she'd get you!

"

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooops

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

Yoooo Hooooo Diamonds - I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere lol

Not you! Silly sausage! We're trying to protect you, remember?? What if I missed - then she'd get you!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooops "

D'oh! Now I am gonna have to come down there and shield you from attack with my body! xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

Yoooo Hooooo Diamonds - I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere lol

Not you! Silly sausage! We're trying to protect you, remember?? What if I missed - then she'd get you!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooops

D'oh! Now I am gonna have to come down there and shield you from attack with my body! xxx "

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I missed you, now where is that meat cleaver lol

bloody hell that didnt take long, only been back a few mins and u have the cleaver out lol

R.I.P. Minxie - AGAIN! Lol!

xxx

Where's Mr Fab 2012 when u need him - she threatened me with a meat cleaver lol

She's probably already done for him too! He's possibly in several places now!

oooooo not nice - I'll come n hide with u then

Ok, Minxie, I shall protect you from the nasty cleaver lady! (Well until she chops me to bits, then you're on your own I'm afraid!)

XXX

why doesnt someone bump her off?

They get cleaved before they get close enough!

x

Gun

That'd do it! Lol!

I've loaded it - u can fire it!!!! lol!!

Not sure it's safe giving you a loaded weapon!

God only knows what you'd do with it!

no I gave it to u !!!!!!! lol

Thank God - I thought you were going to hold it!!

Now, just need some bait to get her close enough...

Yoooo Hooooo Diamonds - I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere lol

Not you! Silly sausage! We're trying to protect you, remember?? What if I missed - then she'd get you!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooops

D'oh! Now I am gonna have to come down there and shield you from attack with my body! xxx

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and hide round at mine, ya'd be miles away from her evil cleaver.....

....about 10.... Oooops...!!! Perhaps not....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come and hide round at mine, ya'd be miles away from her evil cleaver.....

....about 10.... Oooops...!!! Perhaps not.... "

ooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oooooooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For you I'd leave the Fens.... But where else can I go where webbed fingers and toes would be an advantage....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For you I'd leave the Fens.... But where else can I go where webbed fingers and toes would be an advantage....?"

deffo this way ............ lol

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