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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile "welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm. | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol"Happy Days.... | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
"LOL View .. cheeky  | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
LOL View .. cheeky"I recognised the butt..... I knew I was barking up the wrong tree, but always good to mentally scar the straight ones and leave him with a mental image that will burn his brain all afternoon | |||
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol
Happy Days.... "You wish my no so str8 m8 | |||
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mind your language  | |||
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol
Happy Days....
You wish my no so str8 m8 "anyways, good luck on the site.... | |||
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mind your language "I do apologise but it was _iews fault for puttin that feckin image in my mind | |||
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mind your language
I do apologise but it was _iews fault for puttin that feckin image in my mind "
if i lose my job i will blame you both...I am dying of laugher here and am sure someon is asking WHTF is wrong with this guy today | |||
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"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol "That should do nicely If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you | |||
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"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol
That should do nicely
If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you "very sound advice Bussy... | |||
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"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol
That should do nicely
If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you " | |||
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"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol "Are you hijacking your own first thread???? | |||
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol
Happy Days.... "What about the rest of us _iew? | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
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"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol
Happy Days....
What about the rest of us _iew?"sadly, until he turns to the darkside, I just have to wait, till then you ladies grab him tight and squeeze | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
I thought you might have had another 'slot' waiting for him "no..... | |||
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"you will find what you up to today hi babe you looking to meet you look great for 57 are your tits real all work well in a first message, nowt else..." And much wider appeal if written in text speak... | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
" take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe
Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun  | |||
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"you will find what you up to today hi babe you looking to meet you look great for 57 are your tits real all work well in a first message, nowt else... And much wider appeal if written in text speak... "spot on sir, thanks for helping my friend find his feet on the site, he is on the road to success | |||
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"I will hum the death star music and breathe very heavily View .... ** Jedi Mind trick** ... "You are feeling very homosexual today ... you love the Dark Side (and a nice little satin number)...." " your help is much appreciated, he does walk with a hint of a mince, I do wonder. All help appreciated, his wife is on my side | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe
Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun "See neither of them told you that at 4.15 you're booked in to bend over and take one for the team...... ????
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe
Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun
See neither of them told you that at 4.15 you're booked in to bend over and take one for the team...... ????
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"you will find what you up to today hi babe you looking to meet you look great for 57 are your tits real all work well in a first message, nowt else... And much wider appeal if written in text speak...
spot on sir, thanks for helping my friend find his feet on the site, he is on the road to success"Sir,... Are asking me to kneel,, before you arise... . | |||
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"you will find what you up to today hi babe you looking to meet you look great for 57 are your tits real all work well in a first message, nowt else... And much wider appeal if written in text speak...
spot on sir, thanks for helping my friend find his feet on the site, he is on the road to success
Sir,... Are asking me to kneel,, before you arise.... " | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe
Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun
See neither of them told you that at 4.15 you're booked in to bend over and take one for the team...... ????
and all on cam "And by 9pm _iewable to all on xhamster
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"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol
That should do nicely
If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you " really ? Excellent thankyou sir for your pearls of wisdom | |||
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"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol "Best to ditch the sky remote and use one of those wee mini cans... Make the cock look bigger | |||
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"A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today. Welcome and just do whatever View says." Nooooo dont make me plzzzzzz | |||
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"Try the lynx effect Bunkie .... a travel size can at first ..... you have to work up to remote size. Ahhhh the joys of a virgin bum. "My bum will remain a virgin young lady lmao ....should have shouted that to make sure _iew heard it lol | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
"Certain of the site rules really bug me. This particular one just leaves a bad taste in my mouth... | |||
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"Try the lynx effect Bunkie .... a travel size can at first ..... you have to work up to remote size. Ahhhh the joys of a virgin bum.
My bum will remain a virgin young lady lmao ....should have shouted that to make sure _iew heard it lol "He'll not hear you he's in the closet sorting through the flavoured lubes. | |||
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"A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today. Welcome and just do whatever View says. Nooooo dont make me plzzzzzz "I think you are late for your initiation. Mince over there now and get ready to hobble back. | |||
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"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile
welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.
Certain of the site rules really bug me. This particular one just leaves a bad taste in my mouth... " | |||
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"A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today. Welcome and just do whatever View says. Nooooo dont make me plzzzzzz
I think you are late for your initiation. Mince over there now and get ready to hobble back."Oh so I am ....ermmmm totally forgot | |||
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