FabSwingers.com forum: Double entendres

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I saw / listened to an advert just now... About a karcher floor mop. I smirked to myself as it went on to tell me...

It could empty my dirty water without getting my hands dirty... Sounded perfect.

Anyone else chuckle at double entendres?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Yes I love them. Probably why I enjoy the carry on films so much.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I saw / listened to an advert just now... About a karcher floor mop. I smirked to myself as it went on to tell me...

It could empty my dirty water without getting my hands dirty... Sounded perfect.

Anyone else chuckle at double entendres?"

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Chuckle at them??? I thrive by them, unashamedly.

I'm a child of the "Carry On" genre.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I saw / listened to an advert just now... About a karcher floor mop. I smirked to myself as it went on to tell me...

It could empty my dirty water without getting my hands dirty... Sounded perfect.

Anyone else chuckle at double entendres?

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Chuckle at them??? I thrive by them, unashamedly.

I'm a child of the "Carry On" genre.

Infamy infamy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once took my kids to see the Chuckle Brothers. Their entire show was littered with double entendres and absolutely hilarious.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I once took my kids to see the Chuckle Brothers. Their entire show was littered with double entendres and absolutely hilarious."

Dick and Dom were exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once took my kids to see the Chuckle Brothers. Their entire show was littered with double entendres and absolutely hilarious.

Dick and Dom were exactly the same."

BOGIES!!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I once took my kids to see the Chuckle Brothers. Their entire show was littered with double entendres and absolutely hilarious.

Dick and Dom were exactly the same.

BOGIES!!

BOOOOGIEEEESSSSS!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I often smile to myself about the wedding followed by a ' spit roast barbecue ' in a field.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Skinners sheds offer free erections....and there's a sailing club encouraging people to think about water sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s hard when I think of what people say…..

Life and conversation is so much more colourful with a filthy mind.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from

Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

² = double ¹

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre...so he give her one.

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By *uncherUKMan
over a year ago

Woodford

The batsman’s Holding the bowler’s Willy….

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

All I could think about was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fepBOxqGzNQ

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A neighbour literally half an hour ago asked me to see if I could fix a problem with her vacuum cleaner. She said, ‘there’s just no suction at the head end’, and clearly had no idea why I found that funny

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A neighbour literally half an hour ago asked me to see if I could fix a problem with her vacuum cleaner. She said, ‘there’s just no suction at the head end’, and clearly had no idea why I found that funny"

Did you go back with... Maybe we could try inserting my hose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go listen to “Under the sea” from the Little Mermaid and have a good giggle.

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

i once went into a bar and asked for a double entendre and the barman gave me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On order to get ahead of the game you must first consider your Position..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

My brothers and me watched the infamous blue peter episode showing church Door Knockers. Simon Groome exclaimed 'What a fantasic pair of knockers'. We all laughed including mum and dad!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I once took my kids to see the Chuckle Brothers. Their entire show was littered with double entendres and absolutely hilarious.

Dick and Dom were exactly the same."

Im not gonna, i usedto watch thrm in bed every saturday.Dick and Dom in da bungalow. The toddler racing was one of my favourites and was gutted that it wasnt a thing when i had mine lol And bogies, creamy muck muck. The best was when dom wore the t shirt that said "Morning Wood" And all the complaints...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

" Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from

Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!""

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By *randMrsJones500Couple
over a year ago

london

we love an oooh matron moment!!

i can’t imagine a teenager watching a carry on film now they just wouldn’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Simpsons is great for this too.

I do love Carry on Fims also must have a filthy mind as most nights on TV I can find something that makes me have a chuckle to myself.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Didn't quite get his leg over...oh aggers do stop it.

Its not rude or crude.. But anyone else remember this one?

https://youtu.be/IzEBLrz3S1o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interviewer - Hey Rocky, do other fighters pound raw meat?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"we love an oooh matron moment!!

i can’t imagine a teenager watching a carry on film now they just wouldn’t get it "

I know some young people that would definitely get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once took my kids to see the Chuckle Brothers. Their entire show was littered with double entendres and absolutely hilarious.

Dick and Dom were exactly the same.

BOGIES!!

BOOOOGIEEEESSSSS!!!!"

That's a 9/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the snooker - Joe Davis, he's 70 years old and finds it hard to get his leg over, so he uses his left hand more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female newscaster to TV weatherman - so what happened to the 8 inches you promised me last night, Bob?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

"Go listen to “Under the sea” from the Little Mermaid and have a good giggle. "
I always do lol x

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