FabSwingers.com forum: Something you find totally normal, but others might find weird

By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Mine: Eating butter. Can easily take a few spoonfuls as a wee snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine: Eating butter. Can easily take a few spoonfuls as a wee snack

I do the same with marmite

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheese and jam sandwich.

Putting vinegar on a chicken curry from the Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours "

You win.

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"A cheese and jam sandwich"

Reminds me of an old work colleague who used to eat cheese andango chutney sandwiches. Didn't expect to like them as much as I did

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"A cheese and jam sandwich

Reminds me of an old work colleague who used to eat cheese andango chutney sandwiches. Didn't expect to like them as much as I did"

** mango chutney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours

You win.

Omg what do I win. Last thing I won was a rick Astley record. Please let it be something better

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By *ristolgentMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours "

Sent you a pm xx

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Cheese and jam sandwiches

Applied pie with cheese and milk

Chocolate spread and peanut butter on ryvita

Brie cheese on a dark chocolate digestive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Pickled eggs

Pickled onion and cucumber slices swimming in dark malt vinegar

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"A cheese and jam sandwich

Reminds me of an old work colleague who used to eat cheese andango chutney sandwiches. Didn't expect to like them as much as I did

** mango chutney"

I used to have these!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours

You win.

Omg what do I win. Last thing I won was a rick Astley record. Please let it be something better

You win a Simon Cowell shaped breast pump.

Hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr here, fish finger sandwich with a couple of spoons of lime pickle and a slice of 'plastic' burger cheese on top....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours

You win.

Omg what do I win. Last thing I won was a rick Astley record. Please let it be something better

You win a Simon Cowell shaped breast pump.

Hope you enjoy

Speechless

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Pickled eggs

Pickled onion and cucumber slices swimming in dark malt vinegar

Ooh, when we were younger and had the salad for tea on Sunday thing. There was always a dish of finely sliced onions and a dish of finely sliced cucumber in vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

Make that a galaxy caramel between 2 salt and vinegar pringles and your on to a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours

You win.

Omg what do I win. Last thing I won was a rick Astley record. Please let it be something better

You win a Simon Cowell shaped breast pump.

Hope you enjoy

Speechless

I have that effect a lot surprisingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult breastfeeding. I want adult men to suckle me for hours

You win.

Omg what do I win. Last thing I won was a rick Astley record. Please let it be something better

You win a Simon Cowell shaped breast pump.

Hope you enjoy

Speechless

I have that effect a lot surprisingly

Can I take second prize instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's fries dipped in their strawberry milkshake as a condiment. Shouldn't work, but it does!

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Mr here, fish finger sandwich with a couple of spoons of lime pickle and a slice of 'plastic' burger cheese on top...."

Sounds like an experimental Filet 'O Fish

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By *merican WomanWoman
over a year ago

live by the Pool xx

Ranch dressing. I miss my American restaurants that have that as a salad dressing option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

Make that a galaxy caramel between 2 salt and vinegar pringles and your on to a winner "

Ooh will try that

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Ranch dressing. I miss my American restaurants that have that as a salad dressing option.

I know people who would defend ranch dressing with their lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

Make that a galaxy caramel between 2 salt and vinegar pringles and your on to a winner

Ooh will try that

Be careful it WILL change your life

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

Make that a galaxy caramel between 2 salt and vinegar pringles and your on to a winner

Ooh will try that

Ruining a perfectly good galaxy caramel

. It's wonderful as it is

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

Almost the same as you, but add in Tea as well.

I also used to be a Licensee, but as I don't drink alcohol, it worked in my favour, as I was more inclined to be given role of being in charge of Bars, as no risk of drinking profits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

Make that a galaxy caramel between 2 salt and vinegar pringles and your on to a winner

Ooh will try that

Ruining a perfectly good galaxy caramel

. It's wonderful as it is"

Matter of opinion mate. A strong one at that. Coming from a man who eats butter by the spoonful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

why? I know plenty of people who don't drink either or both

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Salt and vinegar pringles with a chunk of galaxy on top

Make that a galaxy caramel between 2 salt and vinegar pringles and your on to a winner

Ooh will try that

Ruining a perfectly good galaxy caramel

. It's wonderful as it is

Matter of opinion mate. A strong one at that. Coming from a man who eats butter by the spoonful

Didn't say I was the best judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McDonald's fries dipped in their strawberry milkshake as a condiment. Shouldn't work, but it does!"

the men in white coats will be around soon, your padded cell awaits

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Buttered fruit cake with a chunk of Cheddar cheese on top!

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By *winging NutsMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mine: Eating butter. Can easily take a few spoonfuls as a wee snack

I do the same with marmite

MARMITE. You won't find many people who like Marmite but hate blue cheese.

They are both at the same end of the taste spectrum.

On a personal note: I like both!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I am totally normal. Everyone else is weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My obsession with loyalty above all things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My obsession with loyalty above all things "

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Eating Vicks Vapour Rub.

Ok, I don't think it's normal now, but I loved it as a kid

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Eating Vicks Vapour Rub.

Ok, I don't think it's normal now, but I loved it as a kid

That might've helped cool the insides during the heatwave, to be fair :D

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By *assionate VoyagerMan
over a year ago

Lan

Dipping my toast in my cup of tea what a bloody treat

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By *ingdongandBelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Pancakes and gravy, Instead of Yorkshire pudding, and chips, beans and gravy.

Both of which I consider to be perfectly normal but others have judged to be not... Humph!

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Cheddar cheese and Jaffa cakes go brilliantly together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

Me too, teetotal but have enjoyed the odd alcoholic beverage

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I used to eat buttered weetabix when I was a teen.

Now I have a dirty tea of tomato and basil microwave rice with cheese and salad cream mixed in.

Also concur with the McDonald’s fries in milkshake but I’m choc not strawb

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Worcester sauce twiglets! The obsession has seen letters go to jacobs.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Riding hung-up trees as they fell.

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By *oungJayyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *oungJayyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Dipping fries into a mcflurry! Love that shit

Previous post was deleted due to a spelling error

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

A lot of people mentioning food....the thing I like that other people find weird is....I put my arm on my head and smell my armpit while I watch tv. Am I too weirdfor here!!!???

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Dipping fries in a strawberry milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream cheese, peanut butter and celery sandwiches.

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By *osmocoupleMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Chips and apple sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese spread on digestives.

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"A lot of people mentioning food....the thing I like that other people find weird is....I put my arm on my head and smell my armpit while I watch tv. Am I too weirdfor here!!!???"

I do this too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to eat buttered weetabix when I was a teen.

Now I have a dirty tea of tomato and basil microwave rice with cheese and salad cream mixed in.

Also concur with the McDonald’s fries in milkshake but I’m choc not strawb

My dad used to eat weetabix with butter and jam on it.

A family tradition is, squashed shredded wheat. Two shredded wheat bisks, on a plate, pour boiling water over them, place a plate on top and squash, pouring the water out over the sink, dot with butter and whatever you want on top, jam, honey, marmalade, marmite whatever, or just butter - Yum

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

"A lot of people mentioning food....the thing I like that other people find weird is....I put my arm on my head and smell my armpit while I watch tv. Am I too weirdfor here!!!???

I do this too haha

Yay! Its not weird then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat pizza with a knife and fork

Mrs

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I'm anal only when it comes to sex. I am a woman who hates pussy sex but adores anal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love all the usual foot fetish stuff eg kiss feet, lick feet, suck toes, footjob, cum on feet etc.. but my absolute favourite is sniffing them. Especially wen they are as damp, sweaty and stinky as possible.

Wen she wore same trainers to gym all week no socks. So wen u peel her trainers off they make a schlurping sound cos they stuck with sweat.Stinkier the better. Cute girls feet only tho.

The ultimate way to cum for me is girl on her back missionary. Me inside her. Her stinky soles on my face. Then inhale as intensely as I can as I cum balls deep inside her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm anal only when it comes to sex. I am a woman who hates pussy sex but adores anal x"

Definitely not normal but not a bad thing either. I know some people have anal only kinks

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like driving without any shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t eat anything cooked in a sauce or gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato sauce sandwiches!

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging.

Mr"

Haha I was going to say that

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure many people will understand this, but sleeping in separate beds when in a relationship. No, it doesn't mean I love them any less, yes we still have sex and lots of cuddles and intimacy. I just don't sleep properly unless I'm on my own.

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'm not sure many people will understand this, but sleeping in separate beds when in a relationship. No, it doesn't mean I love them any less, yes we still have sex and lots of cuddles and intimacy. I just don't sleep properly unless I'm on my own."

I totally get this! Would love this kind of arrangement in a relationship too

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Centaur porn.

I mean, what's not to love?

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Wearing hosiery and a chastity cage under my work clothes and addiction to sissy training porn ?

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Being on Fab

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By *ornycouplepzCouple
over a year ago

here and there

Cheese and marmite sandwich

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Mine: Eating butter. Can easily take a few spoonfuls as a wee snack

Area you my ex? He used to do this.

Mine is also involving eating. We enjoy a snack of frozen sweetcorn in my household. When a work colleague saw this, I learned it was not the done thing.

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Soya source on chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love suck a pervy guy off deepthroat while he sniffs knickers or socks.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jam on pizza

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By *av96Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Not wearing a swimsuit in water or clothes unnecessarily. As a naturist the idea of wearing clothes to get wet in or anything when it's hot just seems totally bizarre, unnecessary and oppressive. Obviously the norm is to cover up, people seem to fear their bodies and that of others.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Guffer taping my cock to my thigh to stop it tripping me over haha

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By *werty1999Man
over a year ago

greater Manchester

Beetroot sandwich, butter and white bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana and Nutella on toast. I’ve had a few comments about that not being right lol.

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By *werty1999Man
over a year ago

greater Manchester

Sounds ok to me!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Not drinking alcohol or coffee. People look at you as

I can add to that, alcohol, coffee and tea. In fact no hot drinks. What do you drink? Is what I get asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guffer taping my cock to my thigh to stop it tripping me over haha

You also get a free leg wax lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I talk to cats and dogs in a silly higher pitched voice than normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not eating veg or fruit

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Guffer taping my cock to my thigh to stop it tripping me over haha

You also get a free leg wax lol "

A painful bonus lol

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By *ammo89 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Guffer taping my cock to my thigh to stop it tripping me over haha

I guess mine is wishing mine was big enough to have to do this. Haha.

Other people seem to think it's weird, but wanting a bigger one is perfectly normal to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Guffer taping my cock to my thigh to stop it tripping me over haha

I guess mine is wishing mine was big enough to have to do this. Haha.

Other people seem to think it's weird, but wanting a bigger one is perfectly normal to me"

There's a bit late difference between wanting something different versus a pathological obsession with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much 90% of my profile

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Mine: Eating butter. Can easily take a few spoonfuls as a wee snack

One of the healthier snacks given the bioavailable nutrients.

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

'bating outdoors or in the car, its just become standard practice now

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Cheese and jam sandwiches

Applied pie with cheese and milk

Chocolate spread and peanut butter on ryvita

Brie cheese on a dark chocolate digestive "

Apple pie and cheese is a classic combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McDonald's fries dipped in their strawberry milkshake as a condiment. Shouldn't work, but it does!"

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Food wise; my live of seafood pizza or fresh anchovies.

Drinks wise; Bulletproof coffee or my love of a very heavy and medicinal Islay whisky.

Life? My need for control on my terms. I may give you an illusion of control but I have factored it in and accepted it as within my control.

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over a year ago

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Being tea total at 35 I get some strange looks when I say I chose not to drink alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love suck a pervy guy off deepthroat while he sniffs knickers or socks.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I like chips, steak & kidney pie, curry sauce, with tomoato sauce on it.

I bought it when I was doing a YTS courss, to stop the full paid workers nicking my lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not needing a drink to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love suck a pervy guy off deepthroat while he sniffs knickers or socks.

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