FabSwingers.com forum: Best insults

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine is

"I would tell you to go fuck yourself but your cock is too small to reach that far"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Well, I'm sure you did your best"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've seen bigger tits drinking out of me birdbath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shit cunt" I like it simple and to the point

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The last time I saw something like you...I flushed it

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

It seems your wife has 2 cunts

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Hoofwanking thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/07/22 22:50:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems your wife has 2 cunts "

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You must be one of the founding members of the TUC, ten useless cunts.

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By *ollingHillsMan
over a year ago

Near Sudbury, Suffolk

You have managed my expectations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what sort of lense did you use to take your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what I am reply to

my normal is

Yip I am a “4letter bad word” and proud off it but hi at least us “4letter bad words” have all the fun but god it must be a really bad day and time when not even the

“4letter bad word” will just jump in to bed with you

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

wow i must be a good boy couldnt insult anybody,,

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

You must have fallen from heaven and had a rough landing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said to me "Follow your nose, but don't go as far.."

I was incredibly offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go home, your village is missing its idiot.

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm d*unk and your ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober!

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your father should've wiped you on the curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buggerlugs

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Somewhere out there, there's a tree working tirelessly to produce oxygen for you. I think you should go find that tree and apologise to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/07/22 23:22:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of a few comebacks to these! - start posting those too!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I bet your family tree is a wreath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t fab your picture by mistake!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

his qausimodo your twin brother,,

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must have fallen from heaven and had a rough landing! "

Haha love this !

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell like a hobos flip flop

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you"

Winner!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i did fall from heaven wings packed in half way down,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t sweat much for a fat bitch!

(Please don’t judge - not my words!) lol

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You smell like you wipe back to front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You smell like you wipe back to front "

Yuk!

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By *lueeyeseyesblueMan
over a year ago

sidcup

Best bit about you run down your mother's leg

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm glad you think highly of yourself. Somebody has to

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Your mum should have swallowed you..

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Had a snotty bitch in Starbucks other day imply I was a fat f#$ker

I apologised to her and responded that not everyone can be a super model

For pedigree chum

She shut her fat mouth after and crawled back under the dog shit she emerged from

Another time I asked a woman if she had ever kissed anyone with the amount of shit that comes out her mouth

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

The best part of you ran down your mum's leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'may your crotch become infested with the fleas of a thousand camels, and your arms grow to short to scratch it!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with your face? Have u been bobbing for chips??

As a kid it was anything that started with your mother!!

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hope your tampax turns into a hedge hog

Why on earth did your parents keep the afterbirth

When you were born the midwife slapped your mum

If we were last 2 people on earth I would choose to wank and let humanity die

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By *oxtheboxMan
over a year ago

South East

The best part of you dribbled down your mums leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope your tampax turns into a hedge hog

Why on earth did your parents keep the afterbirth

When you were born the midwife slapped your mum

If we were last 2 people on earth I would choose to wank and let humanity die "

That reminds me. I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

You were clearly a waste of a good wank.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You're lower than a snakes belly

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Face like a hat full of arseholes

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If I was down and out in the gutter you would still look up to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time you felt a fanny, you fell off your bike.

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Continuing the Churchillian theme…..

“If I was married to you I’d put poison in your coffee!”

Response…..

“If I was married to you …….. I’d drink it!”

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

I wouldn't cross the road to piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire!

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Texans are the living proof that Indians fucked buffalo!

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

You so ugly ....when you were a kid they had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Your dad couldn't afford condoms

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

If your mama was 50p cheaper I would have been your Dad.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

They say opposites attract.....

I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born on the motorway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse....

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"I can think of a few comebacks to these! - start posting those too!

If you want my comeback you'd better go and wipe it off your mother's chin.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

You remind of Katie Price...I just had to fuck you before I died.

Anyway, that's why I have a bucket list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have neither the patience or crayons necessary to explain that to you.

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By *NKED_n_KINKYCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Don't flatter yourself, I'd rather have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're living proof that conception can be achieved by anal sex

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

The best part of you it’s still running down your mothers legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so ugly i bet your mum feed you by catapult from the garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a ugly baby ?

Ask your mom and dad

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"You're so ugly i bet your mum feed you by catapult from the garden!"

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I'd rather have a wank with a bit of sandpaper

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Do you still kiss your mother with that mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet the wife, don't laugh

Keep you chins up

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Everybody hates you! You must already know that from your days at school!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your the load your mum should of swallowed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"wow i must be a good boy couldnt insult anybody,,"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are harsh but funny

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By *teelyBloomMan
over a year ago

Swansea

You’re as sharp as a marble

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