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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I sit on my hand for 10 mins feels like some one else is doing it so zeroo.. always a loop hole in politics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I sit on my hand for 10 mins feels like some one else is doing it so zeroo.. always a loop hole in politics."
sorry there is no Tax Relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't keep my hands off mine. ill need to remortgage! Anyone want to pay mine for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me...

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

They'll open poorhouses for all the chronic wankers who can't pay up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me..."
good honest reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me... good honest reply "

Yay SSRI's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to find an accountant to give me a hand

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


" always a loop hole in politics. sorry there is no Tax Relief "

Can I buy a 'loop hole' to fuck instead of wanking and avoid the tax please as I am at risk of bankruptcy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't keep my hands off mine. ill need to remortgage! Anyone want to pay mine for me "
??

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm claiming relief, due to relief.

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By *ndy man 61Man
over a year ago

Chichester

Boris Johnson must owe a fortune coz he's the biggest wanker going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm claiming relief, due to relief."
be careful of inflation

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that?

If not, I don't owe anything.

I'm a zero tax code

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that?

If not, I don't owe anything.

I'm a zero tax code "

Sounds like wanking to me pay up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! "
15 in a week some record that

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that?

If not, I don't owe anything.

I'm a zero tax code Sounds like wanking to me pay up "

I think he should pay, as he made me do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction?"
no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley


"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! 15 in a week some record that "

3 a day, heat horn is real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! 15 in a week some record that

3 a day, heat horn is real "

I hear you brother Amen

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction? no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation "

I owe about £26.60 then

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'm claiming relief, due to relief.be careful of inflation "

Sometimes, inflation is reliable, predictable, and nothing to be worried a...wooooahhhh!!

Sorry, back in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing

I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to

Take a ticket pick a end front or back

And forum a orderly queue

Only one at a time each end

Resulting in a maximum off two people

With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end

Oooo god cracking jokes

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley


"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing

I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to

Take a ticket pick a end front or back

And forum a orderly queue

Only one at a time each end

Resulting in a maximum off two people

With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end

Oooo god cracking jokes "

Not all heroes wear capes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing

I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to

Take a ticket pick a end front or back

And forum a orderly queue

Only one at a time each end

Resulting in a maximum off two people

With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end

Oooo god cracking jokes

Not all heroes wear capes! "

Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In the heat this week I owe just £1.33.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing

I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to

Take a ticket pick a end front or back

And forum a orderly queue

Only one at a time each end

Resulting in a maximum off two people

With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end

Oooo god cracking jokes

Not all heroes wear capes!

Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha "

absolute legend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction? no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation

I owe about £26.60 then "

20 your in the lead that’s good going in this weeks heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count if it's not your own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing

I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to

Take a ticket pick a end front or back

And forum a orderly queue

Only one at a time each end

Resulting in a maximum off two people

With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end

Oooo god cracking jokes

Not all heroes wear capes!

Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha absolute legend "

Ha ha thanks

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe "

I'm good at numbers but jesus Christ I need the brains of Einstein and the bodies of Vordaman and Riley to work this out.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Who audits the tax returns?

Asking for a friend..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I offset it against times I was wanking someone else.

If i set up an offshore trust and only wank to foreign porn do I avoid it ?

Can subs apply for non-Dom status ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat 0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I offset it against times I was wanking someone else.

If i set up an offshore trust and only wank to foreign porn do I avoid it ?

Can subs apply for non-Dom status ? This is why I love the Forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big fat 0"
. Sorry to hear that buddy

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

No doubt the Tory MP's will be submitting a whopping expenses claim, what with them being the countries biggest trough snouting wankers and always first in line for a handout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh, it would be worth it to tell coppers that my wanks pay their salaries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tbh, it would be worth it to tell coppers that my wanks pay their salaries. "
. Say it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon under a tenner but likely to go up this morning. Her ladyship is up getting ready for hair dressers, I've just come to bed after a night shift.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does and hands free electro stim ones count ?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Fucking hell I’d be bankrupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking tax point of order

Does the tax only apply to wanks when you cum or any form of hands on the cock and as we have equal rights, finger inserting/ clitty rubbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think for clarity any form of hand stimulation to the genitalia that causes pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I need to win the lottery, edging is my hobby lol

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


"Who audits the tax returns?"

Some government wanker!!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


"I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe "

Who is liable - the wanker or the wankee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus I’d be skint in half hour

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

I have a deep distrust of anything Chinese so if it cums from Wan-king be very careful about being spied on whilst you partake of the one handed pleasure - or two hands if you are that fortunate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you wank someone else? Or they wank you? Do you get a discount???

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley


"What happens if you wank someone else? Or they wank you? Do you get a discount??? "

I believe that would be the wanking couples discount, where the larger most prolific wanker can pass on some of their tax free wank allowance to the other in order to reduce the wank tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I owe nothing for the last few weeks but there’s a possibility I may owe £1.33 at business opening tomorrow

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I have my hand wired up to the National Grid and by wanking I am creating electricity. This way allows me to offset my paying the wank tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£11.97 Not too bad!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


"I have my hand wired up to the National Grid and by wanking I am creating electricity. This way allows me to offset my paying the wank tax"

If someone invented a fleshlight type fucking machine where the input thrusts could generate power think of the benefits - millions of happy guys (especially politicians), plus less CO2,

plus wanking tax income - it's a win win win situation!

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By *orset_MasterMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Thats only 2 a day.

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By *orset_MasterMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! 15 in a week some record that "

Thats only 2 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will owe me

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If I sit on my hand for 10 mins feels like some one else is doing it so zeroo.. always a loop hole in politics."

Can I sit on your hand and we can try that out on me?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Can I apply for a Wanktax averaging form please ? Only I've hurt my wanking hand and this week is zero and I'd like to spread my payments.

I'm anxious not to get off on the wrong side of the Wanking office

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'll just refuse to pay. This tax is just as bad as the proposed tax on childless adults.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*Googles how to file for bankruptcy*

LvM

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