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"If I sit on my hand for 10 mins feels like some one else is doing it so zeroo.. always a loop hole in politics." sorry there is no Tax Relief | |||
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"£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me..." good honest reply | |||
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"£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me... good honest reply " Yay SSRI's! | |||
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" always a loop hole in politics. sorry there is no Tax Relief " Can I buy a 'loop hole' to fuck instead of wanking and avoid the tax please as I am at risk of bankruptcy! | |||
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"Can't keep my hands off mine. ill need to remortgage! Anyone want to pay mine for me " ?? | |||
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"I'm claiming relief, due to relief." be careful of inflation | |||
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"Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that? If not, I don't owe anything. I'm a zero tax code " Sounds like wanking to me pay up | |||
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"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! " 15 in a week some record that | |||
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"Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that? If not, I don't owe anything. I'm a zero tax code Sounds like wanking to me pay up " I think he should pay, as he made me do it | |||
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"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction?" no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation | |||
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"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! 15 in a week some record that " 3 a day, heat horn is real | |||
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"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! 15 in a week some record that 3 a day, heat horn is real " I hear you brother Amen | |||
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"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction? no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation " I owe about £26.60 then | |||
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"I'm claiming relief, due to relief.be careful of inflation " Sometimes, inflation is reliable, predictable, and nothing to be worried a...wooooahhhh!! Sorry, back in a minute | |||
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to Take a ticket pick a end front or back And forum a orderly queue Only one at a time each end Resulting in a maximum off two people With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end Oooo god cracking jokes " Not all heroes wear capes! | |||
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to Take a ticket pick a end front or back And forum a orderly queue Only one at a time each end Resulting in a maximum off two people With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end Oooo god cracking jokes Not all heroes wear capes! " Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha | |||
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to Take a ticket pick a end front or back And forum a orderly queue Only one at a time each end Resulting in a maximum off two people With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end Oooo god cracking jokes Not all heroes wear capes! Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha " absolute legend | |||
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"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction? no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation I owe about £26.60 then " 20 your in the lead that’s good going in this weeks heat | |||
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to Take a ticket pick a end front or back And forum a orderly queue Only one at a time each end Resulting in a maximum off two people With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end Oooo god cracking jokes Not all heroes wear capes! Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha absolute legend " Ha ha thanks | |||
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"I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe " I'm good at numbers but jesus Christ I need the brains of Einstein and the bodies of Vordaman and Riley to work this out. | |||
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"Can I offset it against times I was wanking someone else. If i set up an offshore trust and only wank to foreign porn do I avoid it ? Can subs apply for non-Dom status ? This is why I love the Forum " | |||
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"Tbh, it would be worth it to tell coppers that my wanks pay their salaries. " . Say it anyway | |||
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"Who audits the tax returns?" Some government wanker!! | |||
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"I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe " Who is liable - the wanker or the wankee? | |||
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"What happens if you wank someone else? Or they wank you? Do you get a discount??? " I believe that would be the wanking couples discount, where the larger most prolific wanker can pass on some of their tax free wank allowance to the other in order to reduce the wank tax | |||
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"I have my hand wired up to the National Grid and by wanking I am creating electricity. This way allows me to offset my paying the wank tax" If someone invented a fleshlight type fucking machine where the input thrusts could generate power think of the benefits - millions of happy guys (especially politicians), plus less CO2, plus wanking tax income - it's a win win win situation! | |||
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"Just shy of 20 quid, money well spent! 15 in a week some record that " Thats only 2 a day | |||
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"If I sit on my hand for 10 mins feels like some one else is doing it so zeroo.. always a loop hole in politics." Can I sit on your hand and we can try that out on me? | |||
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