FabSwingers.com forum: Useless body parts

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Men's nipples . Why. Can you name anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long before a single dude says "my penis"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyelashes. They’re meant to keep stuff out of my eyes yet are the only thing I ever get in my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear lobes. What are they for?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"How long before a single dude says "my penis"?

OK I'll say it. FoolHardly's penis

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ear lobes. What are they for?"

Where would you put the earrings?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ear lobes. What are they for?"

Earrings

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

appendix

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear lobes. What are they for?"

where else would you put your earrings?

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other

"How long before a single dude says "my penis"?

“Your penis”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes because no fucker on here knows how to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long before a single dude says "my penis"?

OK I'll say it. FoolHardly's penis

Listen here you little shit

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hair

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Appendix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples are quite sensitive...

..Bollocks. You spend most of your life trying to stop them from doing what they are intended for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weenus. It also doesn't hurt no matter how hard you pinch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men's nipples . Why. Can you name anymore

You do know men can lactate therefore also breastfeed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear lobes. What are they for?

Where would you put the earrings?"

You can pierce any part of your ear. The lobe is the only part that doesn't have a function beyond showcasing tiny ornaments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"My cock

Surely you can use it to stir your tea/coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock

Surely you can use it to stir your tea/coffee

I used to before I melted my bobbies helmet

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By *yneMan
over a year ago

North Shields

Nibbling ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples arnt useless they tell me many things

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

The little toes don’t do much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The little toes don’t do much"

Lies, they remind you where the corner of your desk, sofa, and table is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belly buttons are pretty pointless.

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Ears

Noses

Wisdom teeth

About half of our arms and legs

Toe nails

About 90% of the world population

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been called a useless twat a few times

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

In some people, brains seem to have limited function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The little toes don’t do much"

get'em chopped off, and see how your balances goes.

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

"Hair"

Just spit it out!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

"Belly buttons are pretty pointless."

Really - a navel encounter with heavy loss of semen is always fun, especially with the admiral's daughter!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

"In some people, brains seem to have limited function "

They are called 'politicians'!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

"The little toes don’t do much

get'em chopped off, and see how your balances goes."

No thanks I'm already unbalanced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belly buttons are pretty pointless.

Really - a navel encounter with heavy loss of semen is always fun, especially with the admiral's daughter!"

Naval base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair

Just spit it out!"

That's not not useless, just unwanted!

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

"Hair

Just spit it out!

That's not not useless, just unwanted!"

Fair enough but there are plenty in life that are both useless and unwanted!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Men's nipples . Why. Can you name anymore

Because all embryos start off female

J x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The little toes don’t do much

get'em chopped off, and see how your balances goes."

Big toe gives us balance - that’s the one you don’t want to lose

J x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"My cock

I could think of a use

J x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"In some people, brains seem to have limited function "

Aristotle believed that the only function of the brain was to act as a radiator for cooling down the blood. This does seem to have been the case for quite a few within the current governments cabinet, extra evidence is supplied by the selection process for the next PM.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Little toe

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"In some people, brains seem to have limited function

Cool blood?

Lizard people

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By *ollingHillsMan
over a year ago

Near Sudbury, Suffolk

"Appendix "

Appendix has been proven to contain good gut bacteria samples. So when your body has diarrhoea it can reseed using the bank of bacteria in the appendix.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"My cock

Surely you can use it to stir your tea/coffee

I used to before I melted my bobbies helmet

You should have put a helmet on your bobbies helmet before dipping it in

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

a thimble good protection for bobbys helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear lobes. What are they for?"

Quite a lot without them you wouldn’t be able to walk or sit

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think a willy because there’s too many of them in here

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