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No I’m not saying you have a fat arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But you did pull the plug out a minute ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Funny story, albeit rather embarrassing for me.

I pulled the plug out while I was in the bath, then couldn't find it when I wanted to put it back in.

After most of the water had drained away I found it in between my stomach and pubic bone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny story, albeit rather embarrassing for me.

I pulled the plug out while I was in the bath, then couldn't find it when I wanted to put it back in.

After most of the water had drained away I found it in between my stomach and pubic bone "

See….. that’s why you’re class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm but that’s the compliment I am looking for

I even go as far as sometimes if a skirt hasn’t got a zip and Is stretchy I will oder 2-3 size smaller

To make it look even bigger and hide that the top off the skirt is pinching my waist with a belt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Emmm but that’s the compliment I am looking for

I even go as far as sometimes if a skirt hasn’t got a zip and Is stretchy I will oder 2-3 size smaller

To make it look even bigger and hide that the top off the skirt is pinching my waist with a belt "

Nat me old mucker how are ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emmm but that’s the compliment I am looking for

I even go as far as sometimes if a skirt hasn’t got a zip and Is stretchy I will oder 2-3 size smaller

To make it look even bigger and hide that the top off the skirt is pinching my waist with a belt

Nat me old mucker how are ya? "

I am good thanks how are you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Emmm but that’s the compliment I am looking for

I even go as far as sometimes if a skirt hasn’t got a zip and Is stretchy I will oder 2-3 size smaller

To make it look even bigger and hide that the top off the skirt is pinching my waist with a belt

Nat me old mucker how are ya?

I am good thanks how are you x "

Absolutely pucka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emmm but that’s the compliment I am looking for

I even go as far as sometimes if a skirt hasn’t got a zip and Is stretchy I will oder 2-3 size smaller

To make it look even bigger and hide that the top off the skirt is pinching my waist with a belt

Nat me old mucker how are ya?

I am good thanks how are you x

Absolutely pucka "

Aww hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Emmm but that’s the compliment I am looking for

I even go as far as sometimes if a skirt hasn’t got a zip and Is stretchy I will oder 2-3 size smaller

To make it look even bigger and hide that the top off the skirt is pinching my waist with a belt

Nat me old mucker how are ya?

I am good thanks how are you x

Absolutely pucka

Aww hugs "

Back at ya

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Worse is when all the water has drained away and when you get up half of the bath that was dammed in behind your arse pours out...

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Worse is when all the water has drained away and when you get up half of the bath that was dammed in behind your arse pours out..."

A scene to picture and, hitherto, not one I had even considered but not now an inconceivable one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told I’ve got a fat arse recently

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I’ve been told I’ve got a fat arse recently "
your ass is perfect everything about you looks perfect x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been told I’ve got a fat arse recently your ass is perfect everything about you looks perfect x"

Haha kiss it

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I’ve been told I’ve got a fat arse recently "

Well, if you're fishing for compliments, you've caught me. Lovely pics!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been told I’ve got a fat arse recently

Well, if you're fishing for compliments, you've caught me. Lovely pics!

Gbat "

I’m not fishing for compliments, it doesn’t bother me, I like my bum, but I have been told by several people that it’s fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been told I’ve got a fat arse recently

Well, if you're fishing for compliments, you've caught me. Lovely pics!

Gbat

I’m not fishing for compliments, it doesn’t bother me, I like my bum, but I have been told by several people that it’s fat "
if your arse is fat mine could put out a forest fire or start one depending on tea

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like wrapping the plug chain around my shaft for a little miniature BDSM session with myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like wrapping the plug chain around my shaft for a little miniature BDSM session with myself "

Weirdo

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London


"Worse is when all the water has drained away and when you get up half of the bath that was dammed in behind your arse pours out..."

Damn I actually know what you’re talking about from experience! Lol

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