FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet Roll

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How do you hang toilet roll:

Over or under?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over !!

under is a crime lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"How do you hang toilet roll:

Over or under?"

Over... Of course. What madness goes under?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Has everyone run out of their 2020 hoard?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I use a bidet.

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By *ero_for_funMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Over is the only way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's under.. over is not normal!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Neither. Pick it up from the floor. The bathroom is too bloody small to fit me, a toilet, the bath, the sink and a towel rail in, to even think about a toilet roll holder

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

"over !!

under is a crime lol"

Absolutely

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Over with little folds on both edges so that it forms a triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When visiting anywhere, I be sure to switch their rolls the opposite way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hang it

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"over !!

under is a crime lol"

This

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Always over. If I have to use an unfamiliar toilet and it’s hung under I have to change it if I can.

I’m strange I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over off corse

No one wants to be wipeing with splash paper

Under you just waste more paper

Of over splash paper will be at the front the back is covered so all you lose is the little bit at the front

Under the splash paper is technically the back off it

So now you have to lose the front and back to get none splash paper

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The problem is when you have a overer and a underer that are married, it takes many years to resolve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over !!

under is a crime lol"

This!!

Miss S x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Over otherwise you have to use an elbow, to roll out a long enough piece, if you have a accident with low grade paper and your hand...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Over unless you have toddlers or cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont hang it its far to fiddley

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Just returned home with a takeaway curry. The toilet roll is going in the freezer ready for tomorrow morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What side of the dock leaf do fabbers wipe with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over off corse

No one wants to be wipeing with splash paper

Under you just waste more paper

Of over splash paper will be at the front the back is covered so all you lose is the little bit at the front

Under the splash paper is technically the back off it

So now you have to lose the front and back to get none splash paper "

I have no idea what this explanation means but the outcome is correct.

Over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over. It lasts longer x

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me. "

Bit of lightheartedness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perched on the shelf.

I can’t deal with the anguish of which way to hang it.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me. "

Would you prefer a much more serious topic

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me.

Bit of lightheartedness

No. Fun is overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me.

Bit of lightheartedness

No. Fun is overrated.

Party pooper

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me.

Would you prefer a much more serious topic

Yep.

Fold or scrunch?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me.

Would you prefer a much more serious topic

Yep.

Fold or scrunch? "

Folded ofcourse.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Which ever way it is when I go to put it on.

Seems an odd thing to even contemplate to me.

Bit of lightheartedness

No. Fun is overrated.

Party pooper

I don't poop at parties!

(Well not if the host is an 'under-hanger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over off corse

No one wants to be wipeing with splash paper

Under you just waste more paper

Of over splash paper will be at the front the back is covered so all you lose is the little bit at the front

Under the splash paper is technically the back off it

So now you have to lose the front and back to get none splash paper

I have no idea what this explanation means but the outcome is correct.

Over."

It general only applies to people with a dick or in less they sit down to piss

Basically as you piss as it hits the watter splash’s will splash up

And probably hit the toilet paper

If you have it over

The back off the toilet paper will be protected

And it’s only the bit at the front that’s been splashed on that you have to throw away

If you have it under

Technically what would be the front is now the back and the back is now the front

To get to the back you have to roll the front out and past the back part that was siting at the front

Meaning more wasted toilet paper

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"The problem is when you have a overer and a underer that are married, it takes many years to resolve

Have 2 toilet roll holders problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have irrefutable proof that over is the right way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under! Gotta be under, the end just floats out when it’s over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over why would you ever put it under …

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Over Absolutely…

Frankly, we think this option should be listed here as a filter.. we don’t want to meet no crazies with their under rolled madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over Absolutely…

Frankly, we think this option should be listed here as a filter.. we don’t want to meet no crazies with their under rolled madness"

That's such a good idea, but what if one half of a couple is in the under camp and the other half in the over camp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a bidet.

Do you air dry?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"It's under.. over is not normal!"

Agreed!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Over Absolutely…

Frankly, we think this option should be listed here as a filter.. we don’t want to meet no crazies with their under rolled madness

That's such a good idea, but what if one half of a couple is in the under camp and the other half in the over camp?

C. "

Counselling?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

My partner likes it under, I like it over. So it ends up under all the time grr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What's a toilet roll?

I just shit in a crisp packet and wipe my arse by dragging it across a small patch of bracken in the garden. Does the job.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a toilet roll?

I just shit in a crisp packet and wipe my arse by dragging it across a small patch of bracken in the garden. Does the job."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find The Times softer than the Daily Fail..

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

What's toilet roll???

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Don't really care.

Prefer moist toilet wipes than loo rolls.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Don't really care.

Prefer moist toilet wipes than loo rolls.

Hello Princess Legs

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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Always over the top , never been bottom

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't, it sits on top of the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right way.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Over, but the bloody kids do under & it drives me beserk changing it back all the time. Clearly I haven't educated them well enough lol

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I used to do under, it always felt more tidy that way. But once I put it over by accident and although I don't understand any scientific reason why it seemed to roll more efficiently. Now it's always over.

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