FabSwingers.com forum: Surfer Attack

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

An article in the left wing guardian claims that a lady out surfing was attacked by a wild boar that swam towards her and bit a chunk through the surfboard. Not a shark. An actual wild boar that then swimmed away.

She is a beauty looking lady and Tom does not doubt her story but should surfers be on the lookout for both sharks and wild boar now. It literally is all over the news...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?"

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boar and shark could make a pretty good surf n turf.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers."

I've never been attacked by any animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?"

The latter. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?"

I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

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Seeing that the whole of Manchester is a menagerie, I find that hard to believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?

The latter. Obviously

I demand a face pic with a copy of the paper!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?

I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hence the expression as greedy as a pig

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Look at the left Wing Guardian online .. she is there in all her glory in a wet suit.. a blonde godess of the seas almost devoured by wild boar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at the left Wing Guardian online .. she is there in all her glory in a wet suit.. a blonde godess of the seas almost devoured by wild boar"

I knew that wild boar costume was a good investment

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By *wislandMan
over a year ago

Newquay

I'm more surprised that Tom reads left wing media!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Look at the left Wing Guardian online .. she is there in all her glory in a wet suit.. a blonde godess of the seas almost devoured by wild boar

I knew that wild boar costume was a good investment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?

I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning

Or you have nuts and smell like chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just left wing Guardian readers.

I've never been attacked by any animal

Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?

Or even both?

I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning

Or you have nuts and smell like chicken?"

I have nuts. The smell is open to debate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right wing daily mail said it was a hippy surfer attacking a defenceless wild animal.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well Tom will stay silent but enough said ..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Who the FUCK is this "Tøm" that everyone keeps harping on about???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The right wing daily mail said it was a hippy surfer attacking a defenceless wild animal. "

Damn antifa!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"The right wing daily mail said it was a hippy surfer attacking a defenceless wild animal. "

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I got attacked by 2 squirrels once the little bastads

and chased by a badger my god can they run vile creatures

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Pigs don’t surf!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Boar and shark could make a pretty good surf n turf."

I'll suggest it to my local pub

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"An article in the left wing guardian claims that a lady out surfing was attacked by a wild boar that swam towards her and bit a chunk through the surfboard. Not a shark. An actual wild boar that then swimmed away.

She is a beauty looking lady and Tom does not doubt her story but should surfers be on the lookout for both sharks and wild boar now. It literally is all over the news... "

It's not "literally" all over the news. It's an article from the guardian lifestyle section.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Who the FUCK is this "Tøm" that everyone keeps harping on about???"

Yes.. who is this Tom they keep harpooning about...?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Pigs don’t surf!"

This bugger did ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a slow news day when they have to find Z’ list celebrities who need to be seen by the world doing shit so inconsequential it shouldn’t matter to any of us, this is the state of our minds right now, we may as well have the monkey banging the cymbals toy in our heads all day now, it’s a sign of fading intellect for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?"

No, just that they are believed more which sadly is true. Fancy Essex Tom embodying a stereotype

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?

No, just that they are believed more which sadly is true. Fancy Essex Tom embodying a stereotype

Mr"

Tom is not fooled...believe him.

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