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"All you need is a cat" .... "Cats eat spiders" First, I didn't say I was desperate. Second, I have yet to see a cat that can hang on to a plastered ceiling. Not that I've tested many.... | |||
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"Although Scorpions aren't insects I admire your plan " Neither are spiders, it's still a like for like issue. | |||
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"Just throw your spunk in the air like spiderman." I thought the camera was off | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog..." What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... | |||
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"If you kill it and eat it, technically, it's part of the natural food chain. Plenty of ketchup should help it go down nicely. " EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Ketchup??? Not while I have my strength. | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog... What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... " The one the spider caught. Catch up mate | |||
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"All you need is a cat .... Cats eat spiders First, I didn't say I was desperate. Second, I have yet to see a cat that can hang on to a plastered ceiling. Not that I've tested many.... " Specially trained ninja kitten. | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog... What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... The one the spider caught. Catch up mate " You know you talked about an existential crisis yesterday - this is what you meant, isn't it? | |||
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"Specially trained ninja kitten." Do I train it to kill spiders first, so that the spider being on the ceiling acts as an incentive to defy gravity, or work up various inclines until it's happy upside down, and assume the instinct will take over? | |||
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"All you need is a cat. " We have a cat however she just looks at the spiders and expects us to deal with them! | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog... What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... The one the spider caught. Catch up mate You know you talked about an existential crisis yesterday - this is what you meant, isn't it? " What existential crisis? | |||
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"Specially trained ninja kitten. Do I train it to kill spiders first, so that the spider being on the ceiling acts as an incentive to defy gravity, or work up various inclines until it's happy upside down, and assume the instinct will take over?" Does a ninja kitten use suction cups on their feet to help them climb walls and ceilings? | |||
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"Cats eat spiders" Mine don't... they just follow the spiders around the house supervising the eight legged antics. | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog... What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... The one the spider caught. Catch up mate You know you talked about an existential crisis yesterday - this is what you meant, isn't it? What existential crisis? " | |||
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"Specially trained ninja kitten. Do I train it to kill spiders first, so that the spider being on the ceiling acts as an incentive to defy gravity, or work up various inclines until it's happy upside down, and assume the instinct will take over? Does a ninja kitten use suction cups on their feet to help them climb walls and ceilings?" Well obviously not because they don't have opposable thumbs so how would they put them on and take them off! You didn't think this through did you? | |||
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"Cats eat spiders Mine don't... they just follow the spiders around the house supervising the eight legged antics." Exactly the same as ours. | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog... What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... The one the spider caught. Catch up mate I was thinking that you'd need a bird (I know, how absurd) to eat the spider, buthen you'd need a cat (yes, fancy that) to catch the bird, and now you get the dog, to catch the cat...." You also need a old lady. | |||
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"Specially trained ninja kitten. Do I train it to kill spiders first, so that the spider being on the ceiling acts as an incentive to defy gravity, or work up various inclines until it's happy upside down, and assume the instinct will take over?" I have a 15 week old Burmese kitten. They come fully trained in the arts of subterfuge, sabotage and cuteness. | |||
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"Did you throw the spider to catch the fly? Think you need to throw a bird to catch the spider. Then you need to throw a cat to catch the bird, that you threw to catch the spider that you threw to catch the fly. Then you need to throw a dog... What fly? There's a fly??? FFS.... The one the spider caught. Catch up mate I was thinking that you'd need a bird (I know, how absurd) to eat the spider, buthen you'd need a cat (yes, fancy that) to catch the bird, and now you get the dog, to catch the cat.... You also need a old lady. " Oh, god. | |||
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"All you need is a cat .... Cats eat spiders First, I didn't say I was desperate. Second, I have yet to see a cat that can hang on to a plastered ceiling. Not that I've tested many.... " YouTube has loads... Including lots of people who attach cat rope apparatus to their ceilngs and walls for fun... Most predominantly was however people who had to cut holes in ceilings to rescue said stuck cats...I'm not sure they were having the same level of fun. The people I mean not the cats. | |||
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"All you need is a cat .... Cats eat spiders First, I didn't say I was desperate. Second, I have yet to see a cat that can hang on to a plastered ceiling. Not that I've tested many.... YouTube has loads... Including lots of people who attach cat rope apparatus to their ceilngs and walls for fun... Most predominantly was however people who had to cut holes in ceilings to rescue said stuck cats...I'm not sure they were having the same level of fun. The people I mean not the cats." I have a particular penchant for vids of cats and cucumbers. | |||
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"You also need a old lady. " Can I have a (relatively) young one if I promise to train her up in animal husbandry? | |||
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"You also need a old lady. Can I have a (relatively) young one if I promise to train her up in animal husbandry?" Define relatively young? | |||
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"All you need is a cat. " My cat would catch them and leave them on my pillow as a tribute | |||
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"I’ll send my cat round!! " Could you then send it round here please to train ours because she just looks at them. | |||
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"I’ll send my cat round!! Could you then send it round here please to train ours because she just looks at them. " Haha mine is a highly skilled assassin! I’ll pack his little suitcase | |||
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"I’ll send my cat round!! Could you then send it round here please to train ours because she just looks at them. Haha mine is a highly skilled assassin! I’ll pack his little suitcase" Well ours used to be but now she really couldn't care less. | |||
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"Specially trained ninja kitten. Do I train it to kill spiders first, so that the spider being on the ceiling acts as an incentive to defy gravity, or work up various inclines until it's happy upside down, and assume the instinct will take over? Does a ninja kitten use suction cups on their feet to help them climb walls and ceilings? Well obviously not because they don't have opposable thumbs so how would they put them on and take them off! You didn't think this through did you? " They could be slip on. You don't need opposable thumbs to get flip flops on to your feet. | |||
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"Specially trained ninja kitten. Do I train it to kill spiders first, so that the spider being on the ceiling acts as an incentive to defy gravity, or work up various inclines until it's happy upside down, and assume the instinct will take over? Does a ninja kitten use suction cups on their feet to help them climb walls and ceilings? Well obviously not because they don't have opposable thumbs so how would they put them on and take them off! You didn't think this through did you? They could be slip on. You don't need opposable thumbs to get flip flops on to your feet." I take it back, I think you have thought this through a little too much! | |||
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"All you need is a cat. " All you need is Love | |||
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"You also need a old lady. Can I have a (relatively) young one if I promise to train her up in animal husbandry? Define relatively young? " Between 25 and 35 would be ideal, with a bit of wiggle room... | |||
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"Get some pholcids, they’ll eat spiders." They ARE spiders! | |||
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