FabSwingers.com forum: A bit of posh

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

As much as I hate labels and treating people as an object buuttt..

Just been to a job and the lady a headteacher in a school was extremely posh and sexy as hell,I'm a rough old builder.

I was very professional and respectful but nothing wrong with a bit of daydreaming.

So do posh men or women float your boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter so long as they are nice people.

Having said that, I do know a posh lady who I have made out with over the years. I'm yet to fuck her but I'm sure that day will come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No its clear people still have class issues so i stick to those who like me i dont care if there posh but it seems they do so meh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now C'mon ........ Do you mean wealthy ? Educated ? Spoke the Queen's English? Had a big car ?

What's posh to you ? She used a milk jug ........ what's it mean?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh guys are my weakness! I sound posh but really I’m not (grew up in Buckinghamshire)

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not so much posh but more polite and well mannered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh I can deal with.

Posh and a tory I can't.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not so much posh but more polite and well mannered."

Bee...... Is it polite to suck cock in public?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Posh I can deal with.

Posh and a tory I can't."

What about Working Class Tory ?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I adore posh men and women.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sometimes you just can’t polish a turd.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I like people who are down to earth...just like me x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sometimes you just can’t polish a turd. "

And so you spray it with glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working class Tories? you mean people who like to shite in their own nest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Working class Tories? you mean people who like to shite in their own nest

Yeah ........those people. The delusional.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Not so much posh but more polite and well mannered.

Bee...... Is it polite to suck cock in public?"

Is it posh to suck a cock anywhere?. Probably not but we all do it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sometimes you just can’t polish a turd.

And so you spray it with glitter"

You can’t put some flowers in an bumhole and call it a vase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sometimes you just can’t polish a turd.

And so you spray it with glitter

You can’t put some flowers in an bumhole and call it a vase

No but you can put a cock in it and call it a coop.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sometimes you just can’t polish a turd.

And so you spray it with glitter

You can’t put some flowers in an bumhole and call it a vase

No but you can put a cock in it and call it a coop."

FFS

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not so posh but more polite and well mannered."

She's a very polite lady actually

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not"

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Yes I love a posh bird hehe

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yeah Dominic Raab and Benedict Cumberbatch In suits. Ooooft

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

But can I check what are we defining as posh?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yeah Dominic Raab and Benedict Cumberbatch In suits. Ooooft

With weighted turn ups for river swimming ....... mmmmmmm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But can I check what are we defining as posh? "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"But can I check what are we defining as posh? "

One who takes it up the bum obvs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?"

I don’t think Floro shops at the coop

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?

I don’t think Floro shops at the coop

Well she should cos 'The Only Way is Up' apparently...... and she likes it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bridgerton posh? Cream then jam on my scones please and thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?"

Good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?

I don’t think Floro shops at the coop

Well she should cos 'The Only Way is Up' apparently...... and she likes it up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?

I don’t think Floro shops at the coop

I’m an Aldi lady

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award...... "

so tempted to say this now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a lot of people who like to be perceived as posh but the reality is that truly posh people would never use that word to describe themselves.

Have dated some very upper class ladies before and can confirm that they’re spectacularly saucy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a lot of people who like to be perceived as posh but the reality is that truly posh people would never use that word to describe themselves.

Have dated some very upper class ladies before and can confirm that they’re spectacularly saucy ."

I’ve dated loads of slags and they are very posh

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I often hide amongst the melons in Waitrose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear I would continually take the piss of a man with a posh accent.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I’m well spoken …. posh ? Certainly not

Would you like some flowers up yer bum?

Gracious no …

Well would you want a cock in your coop ?

I don’t think Floro shops at the coop

Where does she get her eggs from if not from the coop...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award...... "

That'll be you then- its up there ^^^^^ with your name on it in lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award......

That'll be you then- its up there ^^^^^ with your name on it in lights

I'm glad you said it. I didn't want to get shouted at.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Love a filthy posh girl but also love filthy Essex Chavs, it’s all about class innit.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award......

That'll be you then- its up there ^^^^^ with your name on it in lights

I'm glad you said it. I didn't want to get shouted at.

Fuck it- i've already had one ban from an over zealous button pusher, cos someone was butt hurt by a comment.

I think her Grannyness is made of much stronger stuff on the outside, with a soft, squishy centre though....just stay clear of the teeth

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By *ayyorksMan
over a year ago

Halifax yorkshire

Love a posh wiltshire accent..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'll have you know that I was instructed under the tutelage of Sir Henry Higgins.

And besides, none of you live in upmarket Knightsbridge.

One lump or three, Grånny? †

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been accused of being posh before - probably the Generic Boys Grammar School accent I’ve got I’d imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award......

That'll be you then- its up there ^^^^^ with your name on it in lights

I'm glad you said it. I didn't want to get shouted at.

Fuck it- i've already had one ban from an over zealous button pusher, cos someone was butt hurt by a comment.

I think her Grannyness is made of much stronger stuff on the outside, with a soft, squishy centre though....just stay clear of the teeth

I think you're likely to get grief for the "soft, squishy centre" more than anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have you know that I was instructed under the tutelage of Sir Henry Higgins.

And besides, none of you live in upmarket Knightsbridge.

One lump or three, Grånny? †"

Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins just you wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap "

Sounds like Zack Dingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

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erm i sound like him too

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award......

That'll be you then- its up there ^^^^^ with your name on it in lights

I'm glad you said it. I didn't want to get shouted at.

Fuck it- i've already had one ban from an over zealous button pusher, cos someone was butt hurt by a comment.

I think her Grannyness is made of much stronger stuff on the outside, with a soft, squishy centre though....just stay clear of the teeth

I think you're likely to get grief for the "soft, squishy centre" more than anything else

She sound like a bit of a pussy cat, easy to win round with belly tickles and fishy treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I like doors that close with a whisper, not a bang, thick carpet under my feet, embroidered cloth on the table, tea in bone china cups with saucers and sugar in lumps in a bowl, with tongs. I don't get it mind you

There is something about a man or woman with very precise manners and a cut glass accent too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

Proper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award...... "

Did you just win your own award??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

Proper lol

I need to see a flat cap pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

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its the beard aint it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First person to say Portward Out Starboard Home gets the Wanker of the Thread award......

That'll be you then- its up there ^^^^^ with your name on it in lights

I'm glad you said it. I didn't want to get shouted at.

Fuck it- i've already had one ban from an over zealous button pusher, cos someone was butt hurt by a comment.

I think her Grannyness is made of much stronger stuff on the outside, with a soft, squishy centre though....just stay clear of the teeth

I think you're likely to get grief for the "soft, squishy centre" more than anything else

She sound like a bit of a pussy cat, easy to win round with belly tickles and fishy treats

(Backs away slowly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

its the beard aint it

She can pull it off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

its the beard aint it

She can pull it off though."
only bearded woman id feed my winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

its the beard aint it

She can pull it off though.only bearded woman id feed my winky

You wouldn’t know where your pubes started and her face ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worst accent, but I have extremely good manners, and a soft spot for a well spoken chap

Sounds like Zack Dingle

erm i sound like him too

But she looks like him too so she wins

its the beard aint it

She can pull it off though.only bearded woman id feed my winky

You wouldn’t know where your pubes started and her face ends

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its ok id employ a local guide

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