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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it has reported in the metro That a man who was heavily intoxicated staged one man protest to be allowed into his hotel room after staff refuse to him in. The only problem with this is he was actually at the wrong hotel which is why they wouldn't let him in.

What funny mistakes have you made?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I've turned up at a booked hotel a week late, at a theatre a day early, and ordered one less meal than there were people at the table I was sitting at.

This is why none of my shoes have laces....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've turned up at a booked hotel a week late, at a theatre a day early, and ordered one less meal than there were people at the table I was sitting at.

This is why none of my shoes have laces.... "

This made me chuckle.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Trying to get in car that wasn't mine on three separate occasions (all were same make and colour and very close by).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a mistake but a guy was once trying to overtake me being a really agressive driver so i decided at the next lights to play a prank i was in a blue shirt and my little one had left some of his toys in the car one being a police badge so i pulled wide so he could get beside me wound down the windows and flashed the i.d at him he shit his pants gave all the excuses under the sun as i bollocked him and he drove off really calmly i was laughing the next hour easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to get in car that wasn't mine on three separate occasions (all were same make and colour and very close by)."

That is very easily done and I nearly got into someone else's car while waiting for a lift once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not so much a mistake but a guy was once trying to overtake me being a really agressive driver so i decided at the next lights to play a prank i was in a blue shirt and my little one had left some of his toys in the car one being a police badge so i pulled wide so he could get beside me wound down the windows and flashed the i.d at him he shit his pants gave all the excuses under the sun as i bollocked him and he drove off really calmly i was laughing the next hour easily "

That is hilarious but I'm sure it's actually a criminal offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much a mistake but a guy was once trying to overtake me being a really agressive driver so i decided at the next lights to play a prank i was in a blue shirt and my little one had left some of his toys in the car one being a police badge so i pulled wide so he could get beside me wound down the windows and flashed the i.d at him he shit his pants gave all the excuses under the sun as i bollocked him and he drove off really calmly i was laughing the next hour easily

That is hilarious but I'm sure it's actually a criminal offence. "
i dont care it was so worth it im pretty sure most coppers would be laughing along

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Trying to get in car that wasn't mine on three separate occasions (all were same make and colour and very close by).

That is very easily done and I nearly got into someone else's car while waiting for a lift once. "

My ex husband stopped at a junction early one morning and waved/gestured to an older lady to cross the road before him. She turned and made her way to his car and opened the passenger side and sat down. Stunned, he said where are you going love ? She said Macclesfield please. Although that's not where he was heading for, he hadn't got the heart to say no and dropped her off. When he explained to his work why he was late, they just laughed luckily.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to get in car that wasn't mine on three separate occasions (all were same make and colour and very close by).

That is very easily done and I nearly got into someone else's car while waiting for a lift once.

My ex husband stopped at a junction early one morning and waved/gestured to an older lady to cross the road before him. She turned and made her way to his car and opened the passenger side and sat down. Stunned, he said where are you going love ? She said Macclesfield please. Although that's not where he was heading for, he hadn't got the heart to say no and dropped her off. When he explained to his work why he was late, they just laughed luckily."

That is really funny and actually really sweet. Maybe the lady knew exactly what she was doing and that's how she gets from A to B without paying for a taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say this is a mistake but I'll say it anyway....my last car before I killed it use to smoke like crazy when you put your foot down...so everytime I over took cyclists if boot it and let them peddle through a cloud of smoke...I'm such a cunt I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We actually went to the wrong hotel once. There was 2 that were the same chain about a mile apart and I kicked up a fuss when my keycard wouldn’t work.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"So it has reported in the metro That a man who was heavily intoxicated staged one man protest to be allowed into his hotel room after staff refuse to him in. The only problem with this is he was actually at the wrong hotel which is why they wouldn't let him in.

What funny mistakes have you made?"

Well....

I accidentally slipped, fell and ended up having sex with someone that in hindsight I probably shouldn't have.

A

*probably shouldn't have married her either but we all make mistakes.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I once went to get my nails done by a lady that worked from a home salon. When she opened the door I just stepped into her hallway prattling apologetically about being a few minutes late because of traffic. When I finally stopped talking I noticed she was looking rather confused, and she said "can I help you?" I was at the wrong house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once went to get my nails done by a lady that worked from a home salon. When she opened the door I just stepped into her hallway prattling apologetically about being a few minutes late because of traffic. When I finally stopped talking I noticed she was looking rather confused, and she said "can I help you?" I was at the wrong house "

But did she do your nails?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When younger I’ve got up, got dressed for School and called for my mate to walk to School with her, only to be told by her dad that it was an inset day. He never let me forget that

I’ve also walked my youngest to School only to realise that it was an inset day, and so then we’ve casually walked past the School like we were just out for a stroll.

I’m not very organised.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Trying to get in car that wasn't mine on three separate occasions (all were same make and colour and very close by)."

I actually did get in the car that wasn't mine- did a double take at the woman in the passenger seat and asked her why the hell she was in my car...to be told it wasn't my car- and mine was parked two bays along and pretty much identical

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of these are absolutely hilarious.

Please keep them coming

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Hired a car, turned up to the wrong company...

Booked a hotel and tried to check in to the wrong way...

Turned up to a festival a week late...

Glastonbury with no tent...

Do I need to keep going?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"So it has reported in the metro That a man who was heavily intoxicated staged one man protest to be allowed into his hotel room after staff refuse to him in. The only problem with this is he was actually at the wrong hotel which is why they wouldn't let him in.

What funny mistakes have you made?"

I once fell asleep on the train to York, woke up just as it pulled into the station, left the station got in a taxi and gave the address . The driver got confused, spent a few minutes explaining where I wanted to go I explained it was an important BECTA meeting at university York, he said your in Leeds not York

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London


"So it has reported in the metro That a man who was heavily intoxicated staged one man protest to be allowed into his hotel room after staff refuse to him in. The only problem with this is he was actually at the wrong hotel which is why they wouldn't let him in.

What funny mistakes have you made?

I once fell asleep on the train to York, woke up just as it pulled into the station, left the station got in a taxi and gave the address . The driver got confused, spent a few minutes explaining where I wanted to go I explained it was an important BECTA meeting at university York, he said your in Leeds not York "

I was sent on a course in Milton Keynes, got on a train where the first stop was Crewe, that was a long and pointless day

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was imagining a lunatic walking down the road with a sign.

Freedumb!

Ok crazy person. We should fund mental health services better.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Oh God, I have another.

Was at a do many years ago, possibly a social club or something similar. Anyway, went to the loo to wash my hands and was quite impressed at the standard in there. As I was drying my hands, a woman I knew walked in and we were both surprised to see each other. I of course started taking the mick, asking her if she made a habit of strolling into the gents.

You can see where this is headed.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Trying to get in car that wasn't mine on three separate occasions (all were same make and colour and very close by).

That is very easily done and I nearly got into someone else's car while waiting for a lift once.

My ex husband stopped at a junction early one morning and waved/gestured to an older lady to cross the road before him. She turned and made her way to his car and opened the passenger side and sat down. Stunned, he said where are you going love ? She said Macclesfield please. Although that's not where he was heading for, he hadn't got the heart to say no and dropped her off. When he explained to his work why he was late, they just laughed luckily."

Oh that's hilarious, I think she knew what she was doing and got herself a free ride across town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried to open my car door but it remained locked. It's keyless entry and my standing nearby should unlock it. I retraced my steps back to the shop but my key was not there nor en route. I then checked my pockets and my key was inside. It turned out that it wasn't my car I was trying to enter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh God, I have another.

Was at a do many years ago, possibly a social club or something similar. Anyway, went to the loo to wash my hands and was quite impressed at the standard in there. As I was drying my hands, a woman I knew walked in and we were both surprised to see each other. I of course started taking the mick, asking her if she made a habit of strolling into the gents.

You can see where this is headed."

It's when they put the symbols on the door or stag and doe and after a few drinks I've not got a clue which I am.

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