FabSwingers.com forum: Hastings & Son: fill my shop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by another thread (ta, Nero) I've got a lovely new corner useful DIY/Hardware type shop. One of those old fashioned ones around the corner. Where you can rummage for an hour happily and come out with a few jolly useful things.

What shall I sell in my shop?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Candles. In packs of four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbow grease...been looking everywhere for it!

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Candles. In packs of four.

Gaaaa!! You beat me to it...

Can we have some of those in the shop please?

Round tuits.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Handles for garden digging implements

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

Tartan paint and a long weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candles. In packs of four.

Certainly - what kind? Pillar, taper, floating, votive - all of the above? (I do love taper candles in rainbow colours hanging in pairs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elbow grease...been looking everywhere for it!"

Inspired!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tea lights; Every such shop must sell them as though through some unknown, legally binding contractual obligation

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You should sell scribe-it-yourself —

"Fab Profile Descriptors", for the narratively challenged.

In addition to laser-assisted phallas measuring tools.

[Oh, and you're welcome]

[Oh, and I'm glad to be your Muse]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candles. In packs of four.

Gaaaa!! You beat me to it...

Can we have some of those in the shop please?

Round tuits."

Um what is a round tuit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handles for garden digging implements"

My word, are you that hard on your instrument? Oops implements.

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

It's the thing you need before jobs get done, you know, "It'll get done when I get a round tuit"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tartan paint and a long weight"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea lights; Every such shop must sell them as though through some unknown, legally binding contractual obligation

They simply MUST. Packets of 50?

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

I hope there's space for some Flushed Grollings.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Stock 3/4 size sky remotes and lynx cans. You'll make a killing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should sell scribe-it-yourself —

"Fab Profile Descriptors", for the narratively challenged.

In addition to laser-assisted phallas measuring tools.

[Oh, and you're welcome]

[Oh, and I'm glad to be your Muse]

Measuring tool for the peen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the thing you need before jobs get done, you know, "It'll get done when I get a round tuit""

D'oh missed that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Candles. In packs of four.

Gaaaa!! You beat me to it...

Can we have some of those in the shop please?

Round tuits.

Um what is a round tuit? "

Can you get a round tuit, please? I'll have two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candles. In packs of four.

Gaaaa!! You beat me to it...

Can we have some of those in the shop please?

Round tuits.

Um what is a round tuit?

Can you get a round tuit, please? I'll have two

I shall be fully stocked if you ever need to get a round tuit.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Left handed scew drivers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Also, left-handed screwdrivers

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Make sure you have enough:-

1. Fork Handles

2. Four candles

Easily confused & easy to make!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A left handed pen

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Sky hooks and grease nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope there's space for some Flushed Grollings."

But of course! And some rotting pencils and few parping couplets.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Bubbles for spirit levels

Bags of sparks for grinders

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Tin openers. I have a manual one (old style me), retro that's how I rock!!!

Left or right either works for me B.T.W.

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By *ngelFire2020Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Do you have any mystery items?

Cans without labels. That would be amusing.

A bit of random probability on a particular day....

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By *ngelFire2020Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Bubbles for spirit levels

Bags of sparks for grinders

Don't forget blinker fluid for the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stock 3/4 size sky remotes and lynx cans. You'll make a killing

Rubs hands together gleefully!

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

Glass hammer of course.

For me though I need a shop on the corner that sells Ductape, cable ties, rope, carabinas, candles that melt properly, chains, leads, collars, padlocks. Oh the list goes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass hammer of course.

For me though I need a shop on the corner that sells Ductape, cable ties, rope, carabinas, candles that melt properly, chains, leads, collars, padlocks. Oh the list goes on"

35 posts before it gets kinky! Wow

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Condoms In mixed sizes

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Bucket of philopean tubes and of course a recommended bucket of steam!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Long stays are an essential product..

However just in case the equality standards officer pops in, have some short stays too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allen keys.

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

"I hope there's space for some Flushed Grollings."

"But of course! And some rotting pencils and few parping couplets. "

You are the new love of my life, just for knowing what I meant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any mystery items?

Cans without labels. That would be amusing.

A bit of random probability on a particular day....

I would LOVE to have some mystery items. Hardware lucky dip?

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Chocolate fireguards - those are bound to be useful!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Handles for garden digging implements

My word, are you that hard on your instrument? Oops implements.

My fork needs a new one.

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By *icklixitMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Inflatable dartboards go down a treat.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Also, left-handed screwdrivers

And left handed hammers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Condoms In mixed sizes "

Goodness, that's a risqué suggestion!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Any flanges?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any flanges?"

You selling up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope there's space for some Flushed Grollings.

But of course! And some rotting pencils and few parping couplets.

You are the new love of my life, just for knowing what I meant.

I have to admit I googled it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Any flanges?

You selling up? "

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

My flange isn't that big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

My flange isn't that big

Soz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

My flange isn't that big

Soz

Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

My flange isn't that big

Soz

Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?!

It has ramp access through an extra wide door and plenty of turning space. Nero says Hastings has no corners so I am going to have to build it in Yorkshire. God's own country has proper corners.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Chocolate teapots..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate teapots..

That'll be lovely with the chocolate fireguard.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

My flange isn't that big

Soz

Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?!

It has ramp access through an extra wide door and plenty of turning space. Nero says Hastings has no corners so I am going to have to build it in Yorkshire. God's own country has proper corners.

Excellent, I shall pull wheelies all around. Do you have spanners?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I need my fix.

I need to be screwed.

I crave a ScrewFix™.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any flanges?

You selling up?

I just think a good stock of flanges is important

I think I'm going to need a bigger shop

My flange isn't that big

Soz

Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?!

It has ramp access through an extra wide door and plenty of turning space. Nero says Hastings has no corners so I am going to have to build it in Yorkshire. God's own country has proper corners.

Excellent, I shall pull wheelies all around. Do you have spanners? "

I have the finest spanners in all of of Englande

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need my fix.

I need to be screwed.

I crave a ScrewFix™.

Come along young man and I shall ensure you're throughly screwed

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Spokeshaves

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dibbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dibbers

I'm having to Google half the stuff on this thread!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What about WD40, for if my gubbins need lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And dont forget the thingimigigs and the whatjamacallems

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

You'll need to stock some sky hooks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everlasting broom.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Op has never heard of the 2 ronnies then

Ill take a radiator key and a utility cupboard key please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about WD40, for if my gubbins need lube?"

Can't your husband lube your gubbins luv? (Lewd laugh)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op has never heard of the 2 ronnies then

Ill take a radiator key and a utility cupboard key please. "

I certainly have but as I am so OLD I've forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll need to stock some sky hooks."

I will?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"You'll need to stock some sky hooks.

I will?"

Yes, they're in the aisle with tartan paint, long and short stands.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

^ she comes from Tasmania.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brass drain cock are always useful to have

And I’ve heard a double female hose connector sells well on the internet

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"You'll need to stock some sky hooks.

I will?

Yes, they're in the aisle with tartan paint, long and short stands.

And the glass hammers.

And the pickle bread.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"^ she comes from Tasmania.

Me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll need to stock some sky hooks.

I will?

Yes, they're in the aisle with tartan paint, long and short stands.

I'm starting to feel I need some help running this shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass drain cock are always useful to have

And I’ve heard a double female hose connector sells well on the internet "

Niche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more requests for the shop?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Any more requests for the shop?"

•

What's your after sales cervix like, just out of interest?

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