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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have any?

I know a bit about camping, jewellery, cooking and eating, perhaps a fair bit about old films too.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Sadly....building...oh..and scuba diving....mmmm not so bad..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Make up....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Making wine, beer and liqueurs.

Army procurement.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not an expert at anything really, never stopped me chipping in though

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

sex - shoes - design - washing up - clothes - sparkly stuff - the lust is endless! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not like to say for the risk of incriminating one's self

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

list! Z

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Pop music up to about 1985

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Having very little life out of work I can bore anyone to death on children's law and foster care!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Whilst never claiming to be an expert, I know a lot about fish, the kind you keep in aquarium, not the wild sea type!

I'm also one of those handy people to have on your pub quiz team. I know all kinds of random shite that is of no use, except in a pub quiz.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I know a bit about animals.. picked up a fair bit in my job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 (The series), Alcohol and How to appear as if you're working your butt off when actually slacking due to a hangover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phonemics

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm classed as a Subject Matter Expert in training delivery at my workplace...also expert bullshitter and fluent in talking complete bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm experienced, not so much an expert. I'm always learning something new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles and how to get divorced

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"sex - shoes - design - washing up - clothes - sparkly stuff - the lust is endless! Z"

Typo or did u really mean lust???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

Is that what is commonly known as BS?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

sex....at work they seem shocked when i know about things and recently have been a tutor of sorts to someone who has become a lot more interested in sex after reading 'those' books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life....

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I could bore the ears off anyone about the traffic management act and the new roads and streets works act......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sex....at work they seem shocked when i know about things and recently have been a tutor of sorts to someone who has become a lot more interested in sex after reading 'those' books

Those at work know not to talk to me about that book, as they know it is nothing new to me!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

I went to the Doctor's and he said it was possible I had Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it was hard to say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I went to the Doctor's and he said it was possible I had Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it was hard to say..."

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I went to the Doctor's and he said it was possible I had Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it was hard to say..."

I didn't catch that, could you say it again lol

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Photography, I suppose...until I meet people that know WAY more than me !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh and of course vodka...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I know a lot about curry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I went to the Doctor's and he said it was possible I had Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it was hard to say..."

Don't look at me - I'm not that expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not horse drawn caravans!

Yeah, off the wall aint it?

History of English costume 1800-1980.

XXX

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Expert in: taking it easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could bore the ears off anyone about the traffic management act and the new roads and streets works act......"

HIGHWAYS...!!!

BLOOOOOOOCKKK!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered, I'm an expert in the art of fluent bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lot about curry. "

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a ridiculous amount about cycling.

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By *icplforbimalebarrowCouple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

mrs s is and expert at telling me to do the washing up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a black cab driver it's a given that I'm an expert on everything and anything.

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By *oulmates YorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm reasonably well versed on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

must admit I googled it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within a couple of years I should be a dab hand, expertish in a construction specialist field.

Can already do useful things now. The amount I know now than what I didn't know is quite a lot.

I am good at gardening too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and of course vodka...

And also inserting kippers up arsed with custard for lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an expert at recognising bullshit and flannel the only problem is it makes me drop off when there is too much of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am an expert at recognising bullshit and flannel the only problem is it makes me drop off when there is too much of it. "

Shake to keep you awake!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Behavioural change programmes and performance management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Behavioural change programmes and performance management"

HR?

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Being a black cab driver it's a given that I'm an expert on everything and anything. "

It's a given..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Behavioural change programmes and performance management

HR?"
Consultancy part time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at being skint even when i have money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at being skint even when i have money"

Stop buying expensive cameras then!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"I know a ridiculous amount about cycling."

I just sit on them and turn the pedals...but having worked withy club cyclist recently...was intrigued with the amount of tweaking a cyclist can do..1mm here...5 mm there... It was an education...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"at being skint even when i have money"

But your speaking filthy is world crass, oops class x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having just come in from my regular Sunday night quiz. This week I know loads of random stuff as we won. Next week probably nothing as I can be very inconsistent with my knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Behavioural change programmes and performance management

HR? Consultancy part time"

Posh

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Behavioural change programmes and performance management

HR? Consultancy part time

Posh

No .. Lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently my expert areas are Endometriosis, simultaneous equations, to kill a Mockingbird and how to be single!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had to study To Kill A Mocking Bird for my English Language O Level, and I like the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to study To Kill A Mocking Bird for my English Language O Level, and I like the film.

I teach it... amazing book and the film is fabulous. Atticus reminds me of my dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at being skint even when i have money

Stop buying expensive cameras then!

stop flashing ur fanny for pics then!-I'm seeking the perfect camera for that perfect pussy! xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at being skint even when i have money

But your speaking filthy is world crass, oops class x"

ridemycuntMrView

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had to study To Kill A Mocking Bird for my English Language O Level, and I like the film.

I teach it... amazing book and the film is fabulous. Atticus reminds me of my dad. "

I think it should be required reading in all schools.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"at being skint even when i have money

But your speaking filthy is world crass, oops class x

ridemycuntMrView

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acceptable tolerances in tubular steel and dealing with the HGV drivers when I told them them I wasn't signing any of it off cos it was shit! Moved on and now an expert in listening to kids telling me 1x2=1! Never fails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at being skint even when i have money

Stop buying expensive cameras then!

stop flashing ur fanny for pics then!-I'm seeking the perfect camera for that perfect pussy! xxxxxxxxxxxx

I have yet to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to study To Kill A Mocking Bird for my English Language O Level, and I like the film.

I teach it... amazing book and the film is fabulous. Atticus reminds me of my dad.

I think it should be required reading in all schools."

I agree. It's still part of the gcse curriculum but is competing against Of Mice And Men and the latter is shorter so often gets picked. Mockingbird is still popular and is so relevant to life today. My favourite bit is where the Reverend tells Scout to stand as her father is passing after Tom Robinson is found guilty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you think your an expert at something.

you find a million plus people are better at it than you.

think id struggle to say if im good at anything or not as most the things i touch end up a disaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bit in the film that always brings tears to my eyes is when Scout realises it is Boo who saves them, and that he is hiding in the room behind the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bit in the film that always brings tears to my eyes is when Scout realises it is Boo who saves them, and that he is hiding in the room behind the door.

It's such an incredible book. I remember one kid I taught telling me she wouldn't run past the spooky house anymore and shout at the man who lived there. Talk about a Eureka moment!! I love how gung ho Scout is!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I know a lot about curry.

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

You'll have to take a trip to Belfast, the exhibit is deffo worth seeing.

My specialist subject is home baking in the WI style and jellies and pickles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stephen hawking sometimes calls me up...just for advice

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"stephen hawking sometimes calls me up...just for advice"

I hope he doesn't reverse the charges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stephen hawking sometimes calls me up...just for advice

I hope he doesn't reverse the charges."

Yup..asking me to find him black whores!...then I realized it was his machine messing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lot about curry.

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

You'll have to take a trip to Belfast, the exhibit is deffo worth seeing.

My specialist subject is home baking in the WI style and jellies and pickles.

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isn't there a place in Southampton too?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I know a lot about curry.

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

You'll have to take a trip to Belfast, the exhibit is deffo worth seeing.

My specialist subject is home baking in the WI style and jellies and pickles.

isn't there a place in Southampton too?"

I don't know. I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am expert about me I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lot about curry.

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

You'll have to take a trip to Belfast, the exhibit is deffo worth seeing.

My specialist subject is home baking in the WI style and jellies and pickles.

isn't there a place in Southampton too?

I don't know. I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent."

Oooh I wanna go! I might take the ferry. Or maybe not

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I know a lot about curry.

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

You'll have to take a trip to Belfast, the exhibit is deffo worth seeing.

My specialist subject is home baking in the WI style and jellies and pickles.

isn't there a place in Southampton too?

I don't know. I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent.

Oooh I wanna go! I might take the ferry. Or maybe not

Tis just a short flight and a nice city too.

And if you can get a deal the premier inn titanic quarter is just 5 mins walk.

But fly to city airport not international it's just under a tenner from city in a taxi, international is about 20-odd miles from town!

Think I've got another specialist subject

Unexpected travel advice - hotels, all standards and quality if towels and beverage trays, getting to a variety of destinations from airports frequented only by budget airlines, and how to get round loopholes in budget airline rules...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lot about curry.

And burgers

Ambulances, and I've a morbid fascination with the titanic which I'm only just getting into so ask me in a year and I could tell you lots lol

You'll have to take a trip to Belfast, the exhibit is deffo worth seeing.

My specialist subject is home baking in the WI style and jellies and pickles.

isn't there a place in Southampton too?

I don't know. I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent.

Oooh I wanna go! I might take the ferry. Or maybe not

Tis just a short flight and a nice city too.

And if you can get a deal the premier inn titanic quarter is just 5 mins walk.

But fly to city airport not international it's just under a tenner from city in a taxi, international is about 20-odd miles from town!

Think I've got another specialist subject

Ha I think you're right! Might see if my friend wants to come next year, it's my thirtieth so could include a heavy weekend!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"..........I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent.

Oooh I wanna go! I might take the ferry. Or maybe not

I'd go for the ferry. London to Cairnryan overland is very scenic.

Worth the effort and time.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"..........I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent.

Oooh I wanna go! I might take the ferry. Or maybe not

I'd go for the ferry. London to Cairnryan overland is very scenic.

Worth the effort and time."

Cairnryan to Glasgow is stunning. But after that it's all motorways. And cairnryan to mine takes over 5 hours, so add the distance to London and you're prolly better flying!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"..........I went to the Belfast one earlier this year and it's very good - the recreation of the different class cabins is excellent.

Oooh I wanna go! I might take the ferry. Or maybe not

I'd go for the ferry. London to Cairnryan overland is very scenic.

Worth the effort and time.

Cairnryan to Glasgow is stunning. But after that it's all motorways. And cairnryan to mine takes over 5 hours, so add the distance to London and you're prolly better flying!

I take your point and, if I were travelling from Glasgow, I'd go via Troon.

The above aside, someone suggested it's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

I enjoy travelling.

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