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By *ustaman OP   Man
over a year ago

weymouth

According to my FB news feed scientists recommend not putting frozen potatoes up your anus - it doesn't say whether it's the act of freezing them that's the issue or the potatoes. I suppose it might depend on the type king Edward's as apposed to Jersey new potatoes. Today's conundrum brought to you by a loved up idiot

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One can’t beat a Maris Piper up the old poop pipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it up there in this weather, and it'll be baked in no time at all.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Might make a nice Hash Brown

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Personally I use the oven if it's a big jkt potatoe or in a pan on top of stove for new pots x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a new definition of a jacket potato.. don't forget to use your knob for the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave it up there in this weather, and it'll be baked in no time at all."

Buckelt laughing out loud at this

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Thank goodness I saw this...just on time!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Go for a jumbo crinkle chip.

'Ribbed for her pleasure'......

A

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I once put a lettuce up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

I once put a chocolate up there...no problem as later it came out a Treat.

I once put a tangled piece of string up there...I shit you knot.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How are we supposed to thaw them out then?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"How are we supposed to thaw them out then?"

I've been putting them down my bra...

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Use a piece if frozen ginger instead. It'll have you feeling warm inside in no time...

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a paramedic friend who was called to a house where a man had a potato stuck up his ass. Apparently it was an accident as he was peeling some whilst in the bath and sat on one …. just one of many such stories , remote controls , hoovers etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing a salad potato is fine?

What about a hash brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mashed potato would come back out as bubble and squeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to my FB news feed scientists recommend not putting frozen potatoes up your anus - it doesn't say whether it's the act of freezing them that's the issue or the potatoes. I suppose it might depend on the type king Edward's as apposed to Jersey new potatoes. Today's conundrum brought to you by a loved up idiot "

Now, what does that say about FB's profiling of you?

C.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

This is all boulangere

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By *ustaman OP   Man
over a year ago

weymouth


"According to my FB news feed scientists recommend not putting frozen potatoes up your anus - it doesn't say whether it's the act of freezing them that's the issue or the potatoes. I suppose it might depend on the type king Edward's as apposed to Jersey new potatoes. Today's conundrum brought to you by a loved up idiot

Now, what does that say about FB's profiling of you?

C. "

Tbf it was shared by a friend

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