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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I think I'm having a mini existential crisis but what am I doing with my morning? I'm sat on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site.

This is not normal behaviour, it's weird, and you're all weird for taking part

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Are we? But are we though? What if the point of existence is to be doing weird stuff like this?

I think it weird that we accept spending five days a week working at a job that (for most) hardly covers the living costs of a comfortable and fulfilling life and we've somehow been convinced that it's the point of life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *"

TikTok and Snapchat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we? But are we though? What if the point of existence is to be doing weird stuff like this?

I think it weird that we accept spending five days a week working at a job that (for most) hardly covers the living costs of a comfortable and fulfilling life and we've somehow been convinced that it's the point of life. "

Oh I agree and fully in favout of a shorter working week. But that being weird and this being weird aren't mutually exclusive

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Are we? But are we though? What if the point of existence is to be doing weird stuff like this?

I think it weird that we accept spending five days a week working at a job that (for most) hardly covers the living costs of a comfortable and fulfilling life and we've somehow been convinced that it's the point of life.

Oh I agree and fully in favout of a shorter working week. But that being weird and this being weird aren't mutually exclusive "

True! I think this is way less weird though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just on the internet looking at words and pictures inbbetween lifting things up and down in the gym

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Can't believe you've only just noticed most of Fab are weird.... where have you been for so long ha ha

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You know what is weird.

How many people do you think are typing their posts while taking a poo?

You’ll never really know, so each post is basically Schrödinger's poo

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I was weird long before I joined fab to be fair

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I was weird long before I joined fab to be fair"

Probably true ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of penis on here is shocking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im just on the internet looking at words and pictures inbbetween lifting things up and down in the gym "

All day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't believe you've only just noticed most of Fab are weird.... where have you been for so long ha ha "

The river in Egypt. I was in denial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking."

You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what is weird.

How many people do you think are typing their posts while taking a poo?

You’ll never really know, so each post is basically Schrödinger's poo "

It's where my creative genius for replies thrives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was weird long before I joined fab to be fair"

Oh I think we all were, but this specific thing I think has pushed over the edge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking."

Typical women always thinking with their vaginas

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures "

How the hell do you hide that of yours? It probably has it's own postcode

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

Typical women always thinking with their vaginas "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures "

Yours is not shy, it can most likely be seen from the International Space Station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

Typical women always thinking with their vaginas "

Your just a bellend talking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures

How the hell do you hide that of yours? It probably has it's own postcode"

Welcome to the details for your satnav

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures

How the hell do you hide that of yours? It probably has it's own postcode

Welcome to the details for your satnav "

Might have to hold you to that one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *"

How's your TikTokking going?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Haha your right and yet here we all are. Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

Typical women always thinking with their vaginas

Your just a bellend talking to me "

Alright dick whisperer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha your right and yet here we all are. Again "

True, despite this, here I remain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen? "

Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It is a bit weird now you've mentioned it. If I have an existential crisis I won't be happy FH. At all.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *

How's your TikTokking going? "

I'm too old to TikTok or Snapchitter. I'm old

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yep, always weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your crisis about FH?

I had one not long ago and, incidentally, sitting on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site was the answer I came up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?

Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck? "

m

That didn't go as I expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *

How's your TikTokking going?

I'm too old to TikTok or Snapchitter. I'm old "

you're a lot younger than me and I TikTok!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *

How's your TikTokking going?

I'm too old to TikTok or Snapchitter. I'm old

you're a lot younger than me and I TikTok! "

I neither Tik nor Tok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *"

I dont know about normal but this 22yo man would take fab over Tik Tok any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *

I dont know about normal but this 22yo man would take fab over Tik Tok any day "

There's quite a lot of sexy stuff on TT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *

I dont know about normal but this 22yo man would take fab over Tik Tok any day

There's quite a lot of sexy stuff on TT "

not as much as here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I think I'm having a mini existential crisis but what am I doing with my morning? I'm sat on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site.

This is not normal behaviour, it's weird, and you're all weird for taking part "

Its normal for here

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance."

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of? "

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity. "

It's Geoff, hun.

I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.

It's Geoff, hun.

I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son. "

Maybe you can start Hastings and Son. Make your fantasy a reality.

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By *ut_what_ifWoman
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Ha ha, I was literally just thinking "what am I doing" when I stumbled across this! I think it's just meant to validate the fact that we don't all have three heads (ha ha! ) and that we walk amongst 'normal' humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.

It's Geoff, hun.

I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.

Maybe you can start Hastings and Son. Make your fantasy a reality."

Er, my surname is not Hastings (or obvs I would!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

Typical women always thinking with their vaginas

Your just a bellend talking to me

Alright dick whisperer "

new username incoming

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By *J2020Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"The lack of penis on here is shocking."

Said no woman on here ever , I mean ever ever ever …..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.

It's Geoff, hun.

I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son. "

Madam Geoff, you should in earnest create a thread about that. It's a capital idea!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.

It's Geoff, hun.

I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.

Maybe you can start Hastings and Son. Make your fantasy a reality.

Er, my surname is not Hastings (or obvs I would!). "

Just marry a Mr Hastings. Simples

Next problem please!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?

Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.

Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?

I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).

It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.

It's Geoff, hun.

I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.

Madam Geoff, you should in earnest create a thread about that. It's a capital idea! "

I've gone and bloody done it!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

^ it's Brigadoon! It's bloody Brigadoon!!!

#FourWeddingsAndAFuneral

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is a bit weird now you've mentioned it. If I have an existential crisis I won't be happy FH. At all. "

Too late, if it's ruined for me, I must pass that on. It's how it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, always weird "

Of course it is, open your eyes people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's your crisis about FH?

I had one not long ago and, incidentally, sitting on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site was the answer I came up with "

Funny how these things sneak up on you, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?

Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck? m

That didn't go as I expected "

But it's not a no?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I think I'm having a mini existential crisis but what am I doing with my morning? I'm sat on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site.

This is not normal behaviour, it's weird, and you're all weird for taking part

Its normal for here"

Then what must that say about me? What is my life? Oh God!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.

I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance."

Currently weighing up the pros and cons of having to travel all the way to Hastings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha, I was literally just thinking "what am I doing" when I stumbled across this! I think it's just meant to validate the fact that we don't all have three heads (ha ha! ) and that we walk amongst 'normal' humans "

I think I like the thought of that. Maybe there are some normies on here after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lack of penis on here is shocking.

Typical women always thinking with their vaginas

Your just a bellend talking to me

Alright dick whisperer

new username incoming "

I'll hold you to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?

Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo "

You must've thought it, why didn't you tell me?!

I'll take sexy weirdo though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?

Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck? m

That didn't go as I expected

But it's not a no? "

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?

Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo

You must've thought it, why didn't you tell me?!

I'll take sexy weirdo though "

Hehe I am joking…you seem as normal as me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?

Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo

You must've thought it, why didn't you tell me?!

I'll take sexy weirdo though

Hehe I am joking…you seem as normal as me "

Oh God, it's worse than I thought

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