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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you the type of person who can behave when needed? A Jedi in the streets, with in the sheets type of person?

Or are you just not safe no matter where you are? You know, you act irresponsible and say the wrong things etc? Falling in the garden pond after 12 pints.

My in law as always said I was quite and mature…

They never knew me and never came out in the town. Always family gatherings and such, so I knew when to behave.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Can you translate this to English before I answer please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you translate this to English before I answer please

There’s a grammar thread somewhere screaming for your input

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can you translate this to English before I answer please

There’s a grammar thread somewhere screaming for your input

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company..."

that was me. All my mates faces would become shocked when they said I was such a nice polite lad

It’s just funny what type of image we project to different people and why?

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By *oupleOfFilthyWeirdosCouple
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

"Can you translate this to English before I answer please

Ohh come on, there's far worse be seen!

Op, I'm the one all the mother's love

A pure angel!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can you translate this to English before I answer please

Ohh come on, there's far worse be seen!

Op, I'm the one all the mother's love

A pure angel!

I know, me and him just like taking the mick out of each other

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Family always seem to love me.

(Especially the older relatives as I eat all the food they prepare)

In fact my ex's family told me I'm always welcome with them no matter what, and started sagging my ex off because of her behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always pretty well behaved. I'm decent at mingling in different social situations and don't draw too much attention to myself.

I don't know what to say, people fucking love me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company...

that was me. All my mates faces would become shocked when they said I was such a nice polite lad

It’s just funny what type of image we project to different people and why? "

I think we just suppress certain parts of our personality when appropriate. An ability to read the room, know your audience and act accordingly can be useful.

There have been times though when I've thought 'if only you knew'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl...no....pets love me tho

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I behave very well all the time

I'm still allowed in Church for the weddings,funerals and christenings in the family anyway

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company..."

Mr did that one year with one of his mates, the next year he didn't (the year we got together as teenagers and were to busy) and the house got trashed, he was always held in high esteem with their parents after that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company...

I will take the secrets of the goings on at my friends parents house to the grave...but police were involved. The parents never knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh girls parents loved me when went round told everyone I was such a polite lad and and do anything to help, little did they know was shagging their little darlings at every chance!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m well behaved

can take me anywhere !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you translate this to English before I answer please

There’s a grammar thread somewhere screaming for your input

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, I am the type to introduce to your parents but behind closed (and sometimes outside) I'm a different person

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

It depends Op..... How old is she & what's she doin' tonight?

It's ok I'm like Catnip to OAP's! I make me on Ginger Nuts.

So, she can dip my Ginger nuts in her ginger tea whenever she wants!

But she can't call me "GINGA" unless she's one. Otherwise that's inappropriate!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my friend's parents think I'm a nice, lovely quiet woman and they always have

My close friends know better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always been nice and polite when around friends or girlfriends houses. It’s just the way I am and was brought up . Being on here might surprise folk a bit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’m well behaved

can take me anywhere !"

I smell something

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Yes. Mums love me. Was dragged up proper, so I know how to mind my Ps and Qs.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

This is not the thread I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd describe myself as someone that could be taken home to meet the mother

. It amuses me to a degree that people are surprised by my shenanigans etc or I've spent time with a fella

. I know how to behave and when and whn not to behave

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I always behave accordingly

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I can adapt and fit into any social situation and talk with people of various background )political, social and religious beliefs) without letting my own shine through

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are the type that you can take anywhere but once out of earshot, whisper dirty things in each other’s ears…

I was always the one that my friends parents liked their son/daughter to hang around with.

I can read a room well and know when to behave appropriately.

I am however more inclined to think I don’t care now, I’m gonna act how I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let em take me up the bum

But go to church with their mum.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll be the personification of sweetness.

I'll tell her how moist her cake is, and gush over her hollyhocks.

We'll discuss whether to have chintz in the bedroom or a nice lilac white.

She'll show me your baby photos and I'll blush and say, oh I wonder if his tushy is still as peachy ('cos we haven't seen each other naked, of course).

I'll help her clear away the tea things and say stuff like, I can't wait to cook and clean for my sweet Woody.

She'll love me.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Of course you could, I'm a fucking delight.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm the girl that every mother wants her son to meet, but never gets to know that I'm also the girl that they don't want him to meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant she would want to fuck me

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

I'm always well behaved

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I can behave yes! Can't belive my eldest said other week when we went to funeral u best behave! There will b lots of older single men there no flirting at the pub after!don't think she has forget few years back when I came away from a funeral with the vicars phone number! Which infact was all innocent x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m the opposite, I’m generally well behaved until I get in public, then I deliberately say the wrong things just to embarrass

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm an angel

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I'm an angel

So was satan

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm an angel

So was satan

I didn't say what kind of angel

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By *exi_LexiTV/TS
over a year ago

caerphilly

I'm good lol, but ill let you decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obvs I'm an angel by day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let em take me up the bum

But go to church with their mum."

Your way with words...

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'll let em take me up the bum

But go to church with their mum."

Welcome back!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m very well behaved.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Always been the well behaved sensible one

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Never do it!

Years ago, took a couple I was meeting to our regular nightclub we all used to frequent, including my mother.

4 weeks later, I found husband and mother were having an affair.

Couple split up, he moved in with us, leading to many fistie fights.

An 18 month nightmare I'll never repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it can be relied upon to be appropriate and charming in company, but if relatives make bigoted comments I will be unlikely to stay quiet. My ex's dad made some quite horrible assertions about gay men and refugees - I didn't let them slide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you the type of person who can behave when needed? A Jedi in the streets, with in the sheets type of person?

Or are you just not safe no matter where you are? You know, you act irresponsible and say the wrong things etc? Falling in the garden pond after 12 pints.

My in law as always said I was quite and mature…

They never knew me and never came out in the town. Always family gatherings and such, so I knew when to behave.

Ask Stacey mum about me.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I seem to rub older women up for some reason. "

Me too

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

Me too

You calling me old

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason. "

I don't mind rubbing older women

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

I don't mind rubbing older women "

I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm the kind of woman that mothers warn their sons about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

I don't mind rubbing older women

I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git

I just saw boobs when I clicked on the profile. Probably two of the reasons why

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

I don't mind rubbing older women

I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git

I just saw boobs when I clicked on the profile. Probably two of the reasons why

I do possess boobs lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

I don't mind rubbing older women

I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git

You're still a older woman

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

I don't mind rubbing older women

I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git

You're still a older woman

Grr don't like you sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason. "

Older women normally like me

I think I can be trusted to behave but also like a bit of fun. Never had a problem with girlfriend's parents before.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

Older women normally like me

I think I can be trusted to behave but also like a bit of fun. Never had a problem with girlfriend's parents before. "

Crumbs the age gap between you and me is larger than that between me and my mother

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Are you the type of person who can behave when needed? A Jedi in the streets, with in the sheets type of person?

Or are you just not safe no matter where you are? You know, you act irresponsible and say the wrong things etc? Falling in the garden pond after 12 pints.

My in law as always said I was quite and mature…

They never knew me and never came out in the town. Always family gatherings and such, so I knew when to behave.

I thought I was but last night I got asked to stop winding her mother up as apparently I am "too good at it".

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fairly lady like on here and IRL lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

Older women normally like me

I think I can be trusted to behave but also like a bit of fun. Never had a problem with girlfriend's parents before.

Crumbs the age gap between you and me is larger than that between me and my mother

Hahah I'm on fab to find age gaps

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.

I don't mind rubbing older women

I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git

You're still a older woman

Grr don't like you sometimes

I don't believe this at all as I'm delightful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s a lot of angelic emojis being used in this thread… and I don’t believe one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mums love me. So do Nannas. And dads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mums love me. So do Nannas. And dads. "

You won’t see my dad … even I don’t see my dad

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My partners' mums have always loved me

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Yes definitely angel on the streets and devil in bed. Someone can be educated and caring but still enjoy wild sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My partners' mums have always loved me

And your partners?…..

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My partners' mums have always loved me

And your partners?…..

Most of the time

. Though I once had an ex who told me after breaking up with me that now he had to tell his mum and he didn't know which would be harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My partners' mums have always loved me

And your partners?…..

Most of the time

. Though I once had an ex who told me after breaking up with me that now he had to tell his mum and he didn't know which would be harder

“Mum is having a hard time getting over you!”

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My partners' mums have always loved me

And your partners?…..

Most of the time

. Though I once had an ex who told me after breaking up with me that now he had to tell his mum and he didn't know which would be harder

“Mum is having a hard time getting over you!”

Genuinely

. She was intense though. She would mention things like giving her grandchildren and 21 year old me was like

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