FabSwingers.com forum: What makes a woman tick?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would like to hear what makes a woman tick? And guys if you have an opinion I'd like to hear that to.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tick boxes I imagine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Correct answers and/or well constructed sentences.

Poorly constructed sentences make me tic

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

I read that as Tuck to begin with and went in a completely different direction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ooh, I love riddles. Is the answer: a pocket watch concealed on her person!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read that as Tuck to begin with and went in a completely different direction..."

I had a good giggle at this.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno. I tut quite a lot. I don't recall ticking much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think there's a catch all answer. What works for one woman won't for another, but it's sure fun figuring it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Correct answers and/or well constructed sentences.

Poorly constructed sentences make me tic"

Well am illiterate so am fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno. I tut quite a lot. I don't recall ticking much"

By "ticking" I mean, what goes on in your head like what you are thinking.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Tidying up after everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno. I tut quite a lot. I don't recall ticking much

By "ticking" I mean, what goes on in your head like what you are thinking."

Oh fuck man! You really don't wanna know that shit. And I'm not even one of the crazies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have to ask each individual woman because we are all different.

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

No right answer, no wrong answer, every one is different and what makes one woman "tick" or giggle may make another gag ....

All down to the individual,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never known a woman that simply ticked. They have all without exception rung, beeped, buzzed, pulsed, chimed and more. That's what makes them so fascinating..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno. I tut quite a lot. I don't recall ticking much

By "ticking" I mean, what goes on in your head like what you are thinking.

Oh fuck man! You really don't wanna know that shit. And I'm not even one of the crazies!!"

Now am interested

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Blokes with their tops off apparently

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Correct answers and/or well constructed sentences.

Poorly constructed sentences make me tic

Well am illiterate so am fucked."

I'm joking, don't worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No right answer, no wrong answer, every one is different and what makes one woman "tick" or giggle may make another gag ....

All down to the individual, "

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Correct answers and/or well constructed sentences.

Poorly constructed sentences make me tic

Well am illiterate so am fucked.

I'm joking, don't worry "

Oh thank god

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blokes with their tops off apparently "

You look great don't worry about it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well that one has a quick match fuse, so it just fizzles

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Bitches love being called hoes. Especially on Sunday

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

My clock

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Bitches love being called hoes. Especially on Sunday

Useful gardening tools they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My clock"

Tic tok

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

As with many of life's big questions, I defer to the wisdom of Homer J Simpson:

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always wanting more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return."

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

"Would like to hear what makes a woman tick? And guys if you have an opinion I'd like to hear that to.

Everything...... probably

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

What makes women tick? The same as what makes a clock tick I would imagine, and that's a well hung pendulum swinging backwards and forwards.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Tourettes..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought long and hard about this and maybe inadvertently answered it. Long and hard xxx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Phew! I thought for a picosecond the title was "What makes a woman thick?".

Let's not even go there.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all love a bit of tiktok don't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew! I thought for a picosecond the title was "What makes a woman thick?".

Let's not even go there.

As you were."

Crisps.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

its easy to find out what makes any woman tick. Treat her as an individual and hold conversations. Its all very simple. Should you find that its difficult to understand any particular woman that will either be because you're not actually listening to what she's saying or she's playing up to the stereotype that women should behave differently with men.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Phew! I thought for a picosecond the title was "What makes a woman thick?".

Let's not even go there.

As you were.

Crisps. "

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Which brand? Smith's? KP? Golden Wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably alienate myself here but someone has to say it, “money”. Is sad but true, wealth is what most women desire. Loads of money, flash car, luxury homes, yacht, etc. Plenty Gold-diggers out there.

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

"Would like to hear what makes a woman tick? And guys if you have an opinion I'd like to hear that to.

Smelly candles, throw cushions, far too many pillows on a bed, cuddles, chocolate, freshly washed bedding, the list is endless….

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Swallowing a clock?

Or does that just apply to crocodiles I wonder

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Probably alienate myself here but someone has to say it, “money”. Is sad but true, wealth is what most women desire. Loads of money, flash car, luxury homes, yacht, etc. Plenty Gold-diggers out there.

I'd change most to some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not putting the seat down naked then ticked off!

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

there was a guy who kew, he dies laughing before he could tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change most to some."

I’d like to think so to, but unfortunately would have to disagree with you, simply on the basis that have seen more often than not; how the power of money has influenced even the strongest of wills in making poor decisions...!

only the purest of souls wouldn’t waiver...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food, Alcohol & TLC

Mrs

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

An alarm clock shoved up the fanny.

I’ll get my coat lol

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

My heart... and chocolate (followed very closely by Miracle Whip)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Plenty of us earn our own livings and find that assumption abhorrent.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd change most to some.

only the purest of souls wouldn’t waiver...!"

I can't argue with your experiences but they aren't the same as mine

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

An Atom bomb!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Op are u mad 2 ask a question like that ...ask something simple like wots the winning lotto numbers or how big is the universe or how do we learn how 2 live on Mars..but 2 ask wot makes a women tick madness lol x

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

The loose rivet on the friction plate of their clutch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women go crazy for grey joggers

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

If I was on planet woman, married to a woman, had a degree in women's studies & doctorate in women, had all daughters....

I still wouldn't have a Scooby Doo!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women go crazy for grey joggers "

Nice, baggy ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the answer to this age old riddle

Bank details and credit card numbers

Even cleopatra had thing about mark antony

Naaa don’t want anything

Just give me rome jules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women go crazy for grey joggers

Nice, baggy ones. "

What ever makes you tick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Phew! I thought for a picosecond the title was "What makes a woman thick?".

Let's not even go there.

As you were."

Do you not mean thicc?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Phew! I thought for a picosecond the title was "What makes a woman thick?".

Let's not even go there.

As you were.

Do you not mean thicc?

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KC² dearest, if you wish me to default to your vernacular then I'll say whatever pleases you. Your pleasure is my pleasure.

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By *eepingWarm1Man
over a year ago

pembury

I’d say it depends entirely on the “tock”.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Tourettes

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Ice cream & insisting their bum doesn’t look big!! Ive read Cosmo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not getting messages that say .... what u up 2?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"No right answer, no wrong answer, every one is different and what makes one woman "tick" or giggle may make another gag ....

All down to the individual, "

Exactly..

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

If someone can make me laugh I'm theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change most to some.

only the purest of souls wouldn’t waiver...!

I can't argue with your experiences but they aren't the same as mine

who said anything about arguing

fact money has the power to bend wills

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