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°° I Can Lick For Hours °°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot.

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By *ccidentprone2023Man
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I can lick my hand tastes better than a non exsistant women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My word, Nero, you little piggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a numb tongue now, Nero?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

Its all good practice Nero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try sucking for more than ten mins haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant but i can bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

Keep practising as I’m sure you’ll get there in the end, a little bit sticky after though I would think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circular breathing helps

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do you have a sore jaw?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I've. Men cannot lick for hours."

Pussy

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

You gave it your best shot though fella. At least you had a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I want a cornetto.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

Oh Nero, watch your tongue licking those those sandpaper-touch cornetto cones.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I meant tough, but maybe touch still works.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"My word, Nero, you little piggy "

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Yes, I know.

There should be a (piggy) emoji, but I feel it would be used for nefarious purposes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calorie intake was worth it I hope or are you still shaking from all the sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick for around 90 seconds before cramp sets in and then I just stick my tongue out and nod my head violently

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I can lick for around 90 seconds before cramp sets in and then I just stick my tongue out and nod my head violently "

Fucking pussy

I can lick for oooh, minutes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can you breathe through your ears, Nerø?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

It's all that dairy... it makes you phlegmmy (as opposed to phlegmatic)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick for around 90 seconds before cramp sets in and then I just stick my tongue out and nod my head violently

Fucking pussy

I can lick for oooh, minutes "

Fucking pussy? That’s another 90 seconds….

If I add them both together does this mean I can tell people I last 3 minutes?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Circular breathing helps "

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Just as well because the Cornetto is well-rounded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Circular breathing helps

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Just as well because the Cornetto is well-rounded! "

You're still going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb always said i needed to come up for some air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

Are you sure it wasn't the cold hindering your performance?

C.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot.

Oh Nero, watch your tongue licking those those sandpaper-touch cornetto cones. "

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There's nothing wrong with a little tongue exfoliation!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Do you have a numb tongue now, Nero? "

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Yes, about that, umm....you know that fantastically fashionista French kiss you mentioned? You're going to have to put that on ice for a while.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Oh Nero…this must have them flocking to your in box in the hope to prove you wrong.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

I thought this was a parody of the who song "I can see for miles"...

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

One ice lolly… figure of eight tongue.

No further lollies required.

Perhaps a wet wipe for chin dribble

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

10,000 hours Nero, 10,000 hours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I want dirty tongue lashing and a cornetto. "

Ask and you shall receive.

Winston

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

No not for hours. But if you had a film on maybe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dont lick, I bite chunks off lollies

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By *unnesscoupleMan
over a year ago

Inverness

Is the " pussy whisperer" a myth?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Oh Nero…this must have them flocking to your in box in the hope to prove you wrong. "

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It's off the charts, Pethro! My inbox has gone supernova.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fwb always said i needed to come up for some air. "

Thought you didn't have one

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

I can deffinatly lick for over a hour, plenty of practice

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over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"My fwb always said i needed to come up for some air.

Thought you didn't have one "

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I think he's been well and truly rumble.

Fear not! You can join Flørø and I in a licking dress rehearsal.

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

Licking happens to be one of the things I am actually rather good at…. Luckily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that stamina would be wasted on me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Licking happens to be one of the things I am actually rather good at…. Luckily! "

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You don't need luck.

You need lick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fwb always said i needed to come up for some air.

Thought you didn't have one "

My bad. Had

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot. "

Oooooo I’ve not had a mini milk in yearssssssssss

I’m bad and bite lollies

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've tried. Alas, I cannot.

I started with a Mini Milk followed by a Mint Magnun and then a Cornetto, finally giving up with a lemonade ice lolly.

Ladìes, Binaries and Whateveries: you are right. Men cannot lick for hours.

At least, this gentleman cannot.

Oooooo I’ve not had a mini milk in yearssssssssss

I’m bad and bite lollies "

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'took your bloomin' time to catch up with this thread! Your mini milk has melted.

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