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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you.

Love and Peace

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Oh Rex,

We do you

J x

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

You told me you only done it doggy style, so you didn't keep wasting paper bags......

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oh Rex,

We do you

J x"

Is your hole available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You told me you only done it doggy style, so you didn't keep wasting paper bags...... "

Not after my last experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out "

I like your hair colour

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out "

Hmmmm, your hole doesn’t seem available this time. I’ll just have to bide my time with you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour "

She was talking about her grey pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour "

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

She was talking about her grey pubes "

Have you been looking through that peep hole again? Perve …

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip…."

A clip ‘could’ satisfy this weeks urge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does this week differ from the last?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How does this week differ from the last?"

I was a little more specific last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

A clip ‘could’ satisfy this weeks urge "

3 seconds max

That would outlast you, right?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip…."

Yes!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

A clip ‘could’ satisfy this weeks urge

3 seconds max

That would outlast you, right? "

Perfect

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it...."

Are they round spaniels ears though?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes! "

Video clip or it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes!

Video clip or it never happened "

Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes!

Video clip or it never happened

Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know "

Touché

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

Are they round spaniels ears though? "

Pear drops...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

Are they round spaniels ears though?

Pear drops... "

Oh, so they’re big’uns then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes!

Video clip or it never happened

Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know "

Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes!

Video clip or it never happened

Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know

Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?"

She wouldn’t dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes!

Video clip or it never happened

Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know

Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?

She wouldn’t dare "

Wanna bet

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out

I like your hair colour

Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )

We could send him a clip….

Yes!

Video clip or it never happened

Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know

Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?

She wouldn’t dare

Wanna bet "

Yes. One video

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

Are they round spaniels ears though?

Pear drops...

Oh, so they’re big’uns then "

GG's

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh no, I'm washing my hair this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I think Rex should be nominated for an award from The Plain English Campaign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy "

Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after "

19th hole could be more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after

19th hole could be more fun "

What sort of crazy golf courses do you guys have in the south?

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By *aboot51Man
over a year ago

somerset

A sexy single 420 friendly naked sunbathing kinky switch female companion to chill at studland beach this Saturday.bout sums it up!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

Are they round spaniels ears though?

Pear drops...

Oh, so they’re big’uns then

GG's "

Is your hole available?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oh no, I'm washing my hair this week "

There’s always next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you were closer

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy "

I’ve heard your boobs have been around

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I think Rex should be nominated for an award from The Plain English Campaign.

"

I’ll let you collect it on my behalf brother

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy

Literally "

Video or it’s a load of bollocks

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you. "

This looks promising. And local as well, hmmmmmmm interesting

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after "

Does she like it in the rough?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after

19th hole could be more fun "

Exactly this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"A sexy single 420 friendly naked sunbathing kinky switch female companion to chill at studland beach this Saturday.bout sums it up!!"

He said 420 ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you.

This looks promising. And local as well, hmmmmmmm interesting "

Bring two doughnuts. One is the hole for you. The other one I'm going to eat. I hope when you were talking about an available hole, you weren't referring to my spam purse?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week "

There’s always next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after

Does she like it in the rough? "

Prefers it in the bunker with a 3 wood.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I’m currently looking for a seat

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If only you were closer"

Distance is nothing when it’s love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only you were closer

Distance is nothing when it’s love "

Well of course, this is true

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you.

This looks promising. And local as well, hmmmmmmm interesting

Bring two doughnuts. One is the hole for you. The other one I'm going to eat. I hope when you were talking about an available hole, you weren't referring to my spam purse? "

A lady after my own heart. How did you know I like spam. This is fate

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after

Does she like it in the rough?

Prefers it in the bunker with a 3 wood."

Mines only a 5 these days

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m currently looking for a seat "

I think I may just have the right seat for you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

Are they round spaniels ears though?

Pear drops...

Oh, so they’re big’uns then

GG's

Is your hole available? "

My flaps have swollen in the heat and sealed my vag

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If only you were closer

Distance is nothing when it’s love

Well of course, this is true"

I’m on the train now

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it....

Are they round spaniels ears though?

Pear drops...

Oh, so they’re big’uns then

GG's

Is your hole available?

My flaps have swollen in the heat and sealed my vag "

Just take a look at my profile. That’ll take the swelling down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week

There’s always next week "

I have to trim my arsehole hair next week.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you.

Love and Peace "

Don't know whether to apply or not.

You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m currently looking for a seat

I think I may just have the right seat for you "

Does it have a built in tongue

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week

There’s always next week

I have to trim my arsehole hair next week."

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week

There’s always next week

I have to trim my arsehole hair next week."

Ah good cause next week I’m looking to bum someone

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Don't know whether to apply or not.

You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt. "

You’ve got to be in it to win it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m currently looking for a seat

I think I may just have the right seat for you

Does it have a built in tongue "

Yes, that’ll reach the back of your eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I interest you in a slightly used love pillow?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I interest you in a slightly used love pillow? "

I have no reply to this so I’ll have to say no I’m afraid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week

There’s always next week

I have to trim my arsehole hair next week.

Ah good cause next week I’m looking to bum someone "

Will you hold my bum plums while you plough?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Oh Rex,

We do you

J x

Is your hole available? "

Which one would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I interest you in a slightly used love pillow?

I have no reply to this so I’ll have to say no I’m afraid "

Pffft... frigid

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week

There’s always next week

I have to trim my arsehole hair next week.

Ah good cause next week I’m looking to bum someone

Will you hold my bum plums while you plough? "

I’ll be tugging on those

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you?"

Is it available?

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

leicestershire

A nice pair of lips to lick kiss n suck

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oh Rex,

We do you

J x

Is your hole available?

Which one would you like? "

Is the correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I've been taken already.

T

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T"

But but but you’re a swinger?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Don't know whether to apply or not.

You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt.

You’ve got to be in it to win it "

I'm not sure I like the prize !

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you.

Love and Peace

Don't know whether to apply or not.

You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt.

You’ve got to be in it to win it

I'm not sure I like the prize ! "

I haven’t told you what you could win yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T

But but but you’re a swinger? "

Now read it the other way.

T

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T

But but but you’re a swinger?

Now read it the other way.

T"

Already taken been I’ve sorry?

Are you Yoda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T

But but but you’re a swinger?

Now read it the other way.

T

Already taken been I’ve sorry?

Are you Yoda? "

Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.

T

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T

But but but you’re a swinger?

Now read it the other way.

T

Already taken been I’ve sorry?

Are you Yoda?

Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.

T "

Aaahhhh riiigghht I’ll be round in 5

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you?

Is it available? "

Clean, ready and willing. Aching to be used

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you?

Is it available?

Clean, ready and willing. Aching to be used"

This really is my lucky night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T

But but but you’re a swinger?

Now read it the other way.

T

Already taken been I’ve sorry?

Are you Yoda?

Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.

T

Aaahhhh riiigghht I’ll be round in 5 "

She told me to say: as long as you take longer than that to cum

C.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sorry I've been taken already.

T

But but but you’re a swinger?

Now read it the other way.

T

Already taken been I’ve sorry?

Are you Yoda?

Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.

T

Aaahhhh riiigghht I’ll be round in 5

She told me to say: as long as you take longer than that to cum

C. "

Turns car around and heads back home

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