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"You told me you only done it doggy style, so you didn't keep wasting paper bags...... "Not after my last experience  | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out " I like your hair colour  | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out " Hmmmm, your hole doesn’t seem available this time. I’ll just have to bide my time with you  | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour "She was talking about her grey pubes  | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour "Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually  )
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
She was talking about her grey pubes "Have you been looking through that peep hole again? Perve … | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip…."A clip ‘could’ satisfy this weeks urge  | |||
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"How does this week differ from the last?" I was a little more specific last week | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
A clip ‘could’ satisfy this weeks urge "3 seconds max That would outlast you, right? | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip…."Yes!  | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
A clip ‘could’ satisfy this weeks urge
3 seconds max
That would outlast you, right? "Perfect  | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it...." Are they round spaniels ears though? | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes! "Video clip or it never happened | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes!
Video clip or it never happened "Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes!
Video clip or it never happened
Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know "Touché | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it.... Are they round spaniels ears though? "Pear drops... | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it.... Are they round spaniels ears though?
Pear drops... "Oh, so they’re big’uns then | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes!
Video clip or it never happened
Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know "Can stream in fab chat and block Rex? | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes!
Video clip or it never happened
Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know
Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?"She wouldn’t dare | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes!
Video clip or it never happened
Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know
Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?
She wouldn’t dare "Wanna bet  | |||
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"You rejected me last time for my hair colour, so I’m out I like your hair colour
Shall we go off and have fun together? Fuck that Rex bloke (but not actually )
We could send him a clip….
Yes!
Video clip or it never happened
Orrr, we might just tell you. It’s not show and tell you know
Can stream in fab chat and block Rex?
She wouldn’t dare
Wanna bet "Yes. One video | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it.... Are they round spaniels ears though?
Pear drops...
Oh, so they’re big’uns then "GG's | |||
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"My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy "Literally | |||
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"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after "19th hole could be more fun | |||
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"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after
19th hole could be more fun "What sort of crazy golf courses do you guys have in the south? | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it.... Are they round spaniels ears though?
Pear drops...
Oh, so they’re big’uns then
GG's "Is your hole available? | |||
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"Oh no, I'm washing my hair this week "There’s always next week | |||
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"My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy "I’ve heard your boobs have been around | |||
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"I think Rex should be nominated for an award from The Plain English Campaign. " I’ll let you collect it on my behalf brother | |||
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"My boobs are quote round, but I'm tied up with Hippy
Literally "Video or it’s a load of bollocks | |||
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"I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you. " This looks promising. And local as well, hmmmmmmm interesting | |||
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"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after "Does she like it in the rough? | |||
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"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after
19th hole could be more fun "Exactly this | |||
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"A sexy single 420 friendly naked sunbathing kinky switch female companion to chill at studland beach this Saturday.bout sums it up!!" He said 420 ^^ | |||
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"I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you. This looks promising. And local as well, hmmmmmmm interesting "Bring two doughnuts. One is the hole for you. The other one I'm going to eat. I hope when you were talking about an available hole, you weren't referring to my spam purse? | |||
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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week "There’s always next week | |||
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"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after
Does she like it in the rough? "Prefers it in the bunker with a 3 wood. | |||
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"If only you were closer" Distance is nothing when it’s love | |||
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"If only you were closer Distance is nothing when it’s love "Well of course, this is true | |||
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"I've got small round boobies and if you bring me some doughnuts, I'll have an available hole for you. This looks promising. And local as well, hmmmmmmm interesting
Bring two doughnuts. One is the hole for you. The other one I'm going to eat. I hope when you were talking about an available hole, you weren't referring to my spam purse? "A lady after my own heart. How did you know I like spam. This is fate | |||
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"Mrs will be on the 9th at Parklands golf course at 3pm Saturday if that’s the kinda hole you’re after
Does she like it in the rough?
Prefers it in the bunker with a 3 wood."Mines only a 5 these days | |||
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"I’m currently looking for a seat " I think I may just have the right seat for you | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it.... Are they round spaniels ears though?
Pear drops...
Oh, so they’re big’uns then
GG's
Is your hole available? "My flaps have swollen in the heat and sealed my vag | |||
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"If only you were closer Distance is nothing when it’s love
Well of course, this is true"I’m on the train now | |||
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"My spaniel ears just won't do. Darn it.... Are they round spaniels ears though?
Pear drops...
Oh, so they’re big’uns then
GG's
Is your hole available?
My flaps have swollen in the heat and sealed my vag "Just take a look at my profile. That’ll take the swelling down | |||
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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week
There’s always next week "I have to trim my arsehole hair next week. | |||
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"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you. Love and Peace "Don't know whether to apply or not. You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt. | |||
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"I’m currently looking for a seat I think I may just have the right seat for you "Does it have a built in tongue | |||
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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week
There’s always next week
I have to trim my arsehole hair next week." | |||
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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week
There’s always next week
I have to trim my arsehole hair next week."Ah good cause next week I’m looking to bum someone | |||
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"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you. Love and Peace
Don't know whether to apply or not.
You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt. "You’ve got to be in it to win it | |||
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"I’m currently looking for a seat I think I may just have the right seat for you
Does it have a built in tongue "Yes, that’ll reach the back of your eyeballs | |||
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"Can I interest you in a slightly used love pillow?  "I have no reply to this so I’ll have to say no I’m afraid | |||
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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week
There’s always next week
I have to trim my arsehole hair next week.
Ah good cause next week I’m looking to bum someone "Will you hold my bum plums while you plough? | |||
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"Oh Rex, We do you
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Is your hole available? "Which one would you like? | |||
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"Can I interest you in a slightly used love pillow?
I have no reply to this so I’ll have to say no I’m afraid "Pffft... frigid  | |||
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"Soz, I'm clipping my toe nails this week
There’s always next week
I have to trim my arsehole hair next week.
Ah good cause next week I’m looking to bum someone
Will you hold my bum plums while you plough? "I’ll be tugging on those | |||
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"I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you?" Is it available? | |||
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"Oh Rex, We do you
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Is your hole available?
Which one would you like? "Is the correct answer | |||
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T" But but but you’re a swinger? | |||
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"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you. Love and Peace
Don't know whether to apply or not.
You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt.
You’ve got to be in it to win it "I'm not sure I like the prize ! | |||
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"…. a lady with an available hole and a nice pair of round boobies. I’m not too fussed about her lady garden this week as I usually only look at the tits whilst we’re at it. Thank you. Love and Peace
Don't know whether to apply or not.
You didn't like my hair last week. I'm still hurt.
You’ve got to be in it to win it
I'm not sure I like the prize ! "I haven’t told you what you could win yet | |||
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T But but but you’re a swinger? "Now read it the other way. T | |||
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T But but but you’re a swinger?
Now read it the other way.
T"Already taken been I’ve sorry? Are you Yoda? | |||
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T But but but you’re a swinger?
Now read it the other way.
T
Already taken been I’ve sorry?
Are you Yoda? "Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.
T | |||
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T But but but you’re a swinger?
Now read it the other way.
T
Already taken been I’ve sorry?
Are you Yoda?
Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.
T "Aaahhhh riiigghht I’ll be round in 5 | |||
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"I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you? Is it available? " Clean, ready and willing. Aching to be used | |||
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"I've got a spare hole punch if that's any good for you? Is it available? Clean, ready and willing. Aching to be used" This really is my lucky night | |||
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T But but but you’re a swinger?
Now read it the other way.
T
Already taken been I’ve sorry?
Are you Yoda?
Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.
T
Aaahhhh riiigghht I’ll be round in 5 "She told me to say: as long as you take longer than that to cum
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"Sorry I've been taken already. T But but but you’re a swinger?
Now read it the other way.
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Already taken been I’ve sorry?
Are you Yoda?
Yes, now look for the meaning within, young Holes.
T
Aaahhhh riiigghht I’ll be round in 5
She told me to say: as long as you take longer than that to cum
C. "Turns car around and heads back home | |||
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