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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Yea there are some up themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Looked

Add another spanking to your list of punishments!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah arrogance complete turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont base my choices of self publicity rather decide who i like from how we interact does it flow is there a level of electricity

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol "

D’oh - serial offenders!!!

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol "

You love to walk on the wild side

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

"Looked

Block her, ban her, heratic

List of demands as long as your arm making you think what she actually wants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback only" followed by 6 veris in one night saying how good she was, I'm here for fun not diseases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When get the long list of demands and then you look and think......yeah you got more chance winning the lotto than getting a match on here!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Looked

Block her, ban her, heratic

List of demands as long as your arm making you think what she actually wants! "

This too

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol "

that’s a paddlin’

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol

that’s a paddlin’"

Her name is on ze list!!

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By *issy Slut JessicaMan
over a year ago

bedlington

Can someone please message me abuse? I’ll do literally anything you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely any sort of superiority , entitlement or a long list of hoop jumping requirements , key words etc makes me glaze over and hit the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea there are some up themselves "

Some are so damn scary but I kind of respect people who know what they do and don't want.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Next thread a list of women who have ignored the inner sanctum of a guys only thread, few her already for the naughty list

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really?? "

Exactly the same.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

Oh you really asking for it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol

that’s a paddlin’

Her name is on ze list!!

Yippee

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really?? "

Guess the body part photo galleries

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

Oh you really asking for it now

Now what have I done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much negativity followed by a long list of demands and expectations.

Oh, and looked too, but let's be honest I was always gonna break the rules the second you said don't....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to say it I think my profile has a lot of do,s and don't but it's only to save anyone's time by messaging. I'm a pussy cat really.

Sorry won't read again I promise

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

You - of all people!! Assume the position!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

You - of all people!! Assume the position!!

May I refer you to my profile picture

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

You - of all people!! Assume the position!!

May I refer you to my profile picture "

Can you refer yourself to my hotel ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read profiles and see if i match/ dont match. Most the time not being 6 foot defeats

Odd time i send a random message with hope but so far zip.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Too much negativity followed by a long list of demands and expectations.

Oh, and looked too, but let's be honest I was always gonna break the rules the second you said don't....

Ive sent mail detailing your transgressions !!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

The bewilderment of contradiction puts me off: profile photographs of their pussy haemorrhaging in yesterday's semen with narrative which says "no bareback".

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of soapy boob pics

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was gonna plough in with this is a look at me thread (which it is) but it seems to have worked.

Whatever the women do - do not look at my profile or photos. And god forbid you message me with explicit suggestions or requests.

Test no 2

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Can someone please message me abuse? I’ll do literally anything you say. "

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Oi!! You!!! BAKE ME A FUCKING CAKE

NOW!!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really?? "

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Copy paste profiles that givenon real info.

And asking for impregnation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When get the long list of demands and then you look and think......yeah you got more chance winning the lotto than getting a match on here!"

but they do well so those demands do there job by keeping those not wanted away ...its the way the site is with the number of men there is .. women can if they wish demand what they want ..and get ...everytime

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

"
job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I judge a profile on location initially then what they are looking for if tv is not in there options it’s a no straight away

Then weather they accommodate or not still not a deal breaker

Then it will be age and height if they shorter/younger than me it’s not a deal breaker but will make me think

Then onto what they got to say

I don’t do lists of dos and donts and who I’ve got to be or do then instant no

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By *orm69Man
over a year ago

Trowbridge, Bath, West Wilts

"No face pic, no reply", but they don't have one themselves!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"I was gonna plough in with this is a look at me thread (which it is) but it seems to have worked.

Whatever the women do - do not look at my profile or photos. And god forbid you message me with explicit suggestions or requests.

Test no 2 "

It actually dropped off another thread that i posted to where someone asked the question and I said - post a thread it would be interesting - waited 30 mins and nothing so I made it instead and its pretty much what you expect - arrogance, entitlement and huge lists of requirements

Sadly none Of the banned women have taken the initiative to rub my nose in it by sending me pics to my inbox of Them scandalously underdressed!!

and me having no clue whats caused it!!

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"When get the long list of demands and then you look and think......yeah you got more chance winning the lotto than getting a match on here!"

This

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of soapy boob pics "

Boob pics with too much soap.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

Hurrah!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

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ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

Are there no women on a hung jury?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?

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By *pace DoubtMan
over a year ago

Ilford

Arrogance

txt spk

The ‘nothing is taboo’ folks

‘Treat me like a princess’ - I’d say, well invite us to a palace, and I’ll order your staff to pay you more attention. They’d better send a royal limo too. As you can see, this one triggers me lol.

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

A profile that:

gives off superiority complex vibes

Has a list of requirements that reads as long as the Old Testament or does not state any description of the person whatsoever

Has “will fill in later”

I’m a X,Y,Z woman looking to meet X,Y,Z and nothing else.

Blank with no pictures, whether public or friends only and/or no verifications whether by meet or photo verified

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?"

Happily make it jump like a jack in the box

may have to find a way to make arrangements for a compass shaking in that case x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol "

Yeah, wot she said Todger

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol

Yeah, wot she said Todger

Frankly Im outraged…. Mildly…. Ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of soapy boob pics

Boob pics with too much soap."

You can never have enough bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

You - of all people!! Assume the position!!

May I refer you to my profile picture "

Just how you should be now prepare to receive 10 lashes of my belt

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?

Happily make it jump like a jack in the box

may have to find a way to make arrangements for a compass shaking in that case x"

you make it sound like an exorcism!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Action shots. I mean woohoo good for you but I like those that quietly go about their business

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?

Happily make it jump like a jack in the box

may have to find a way to make arrangements for a compass shaking in that case x

you make it sound like an exorcism!!"

More exercise than exorcism xxx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Oh come on there was no way we weren't gonna have a peek lol "

FOMO......

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really?? "

If it's obvious she and I won't be a match, then block.

Unverified profiles demanding face pics with first message.....block.

Any mention of BBC or VWE.....block.

"Only meet in clubs".....block.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

If it's obvious she and I won't be a match, then block.

Unverified profiles demanding face pics with first message.....block.

Any mention of BBC or VWE.....block.

"Only meet in clubs".....block.

Just to add; if they openly play with bi men, that's a no from me too

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really?? "

If they aren’t interested in being abused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""No face pic, no reply", but they don't have one themselves! "

This along with a 52 point list of demands and stating “I don’t accom or travel”

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The ones that say "Not looking for single guys" then you look at their veris and 75% are from single guys.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"The ones that say "Not looking for single guys" then you look at their veris and 75% are from single guys."

This is the thing that I don't like as well

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

It's the ones that have been here 5 years with 200 photos (normally selfies), 40 videos (normally selfies) and no verifications !

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I was gonna plough in with this is a look at me thread (which it is) but it seems to have worked.

Whatever the women do - do not look at my profile or photos. And god forbid you message me with explicit suggestions or requests.

Test no 2 "

I had to look - oooh la la

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"The ones that say "Not looking for single guys" then you look at their veris and 75% are from single guys."

Yep, I don't get that either !!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Lack of humour.... sorry i looked

You - of all people!! Assume the position!!

May I refer you to my profile picture

Can you refer yourself to my hotel ??

I'd need to charge my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s when women say they don’t have a type you look at their veris and they do! Or when they don’t respond to nice messages!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Curiosity got the better of me

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?

Happily make it jump like a jack in the box

may have to find a way to make arrangements for a compass shaking in that case x

you make it sound like an exorcism!!

More exercise than exorcism xxx

Always happy to do a workout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that say "Not looking for single guys" then you look at their veris and 75% are from single guys.

Yep, I don't get that either !!

Did you see my name in the veris?

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

There’s lots I find unattractive on various profiles along with lots I do

I really delete or block (only if they persist or get nasty) I just move on by and continue fabbing, it’s a wide world out there to explore plenty to tickle your fancy

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Yea there are some up themselves

Some are so damn scary but I kind of respect people who know what they do and don't want. "

Not in that way more like I know I’m fit and you will do what I tell you

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Fulwood

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?

Happily make it jump like a jack in the box

may have to find a way to make arrangements for a compass shaking in that case x

you make it sound like an exorcism!!

More exercise than exorcism xxx

Always happy to do a workout. "

Well you may have to message me first xxx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"When you’re looking at a profile what makes you go… delete… its a no?

For me it’s arrogance.. you read the profile and think… really??

I'm only here to be put on the naughty list....

job done - youll be hearing from the disciplinary department xxx

You wont be hearing from them as they’re all over 50!!

You could add me and i’ll pass on your flimsy defence before sentencing…. Er considering your guilty verdict….

i think this jury could be swayed (or hung).

ooft that sounds like tampering…. We are above being tampered with - our moral compass is set to ‘ dubious at best!’

i'll tamper, my compass doesn't work, maybe it needs a shake?

Happily make it jump like a jack in the box

may have to find a way to make arrangements for a compass shaking in that case x

you make it sound like an exorcism!!

More exercise than exorcism xxx

Always happy to do a workout.

Well you may have to message me first xxx"

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