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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ron Jeremy.

What so special about him please?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

cock

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

is he still alive..?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

isnt he supposed to have a massive wanger??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't he make salad dressing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't he make salad dressing?"

That was Paul Newman ! doh !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't he make salad dressing?"

That's Paul Newman I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge Wanger............is that his stage name?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Doesn't he make salad dressing?"

yep, but its meant to be very salty to the palate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't he make salad dressing?"

At the end of every scene, yes but is that what we're calling it these days?? Not sure I want to sample your lettuce, Laine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just Googled and watched some of RJ's vintage porn, and he is not that big.

Definitely not pleasing to my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just Googled and watched some of RJ's vintage porn, and he is not that big.

Definitely not pleasing to my eyes.

he may be a nice bloke.

think i would rather have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ron Jeremy.

What so special about him please?

1. He has lasted longer as a performer than almost anyone else in porn

2. He gained a LOAD of notoriety for one film he made when he was somewhat more, er, 'lithe' than he is these days, when he was able to contort himself into a postion where he could give himself a blow job. And there ain't many male performers who could do that - ever! Not even John Holmes.

3. He is regarded as 'Mr Reliable' within the industry, hence the fact that he is still performing today. When he is required to do a money shot, he can ask the director how many seconds/minutes wanking they want before the money shot - and he is able to do it almost to the second - genuinely.

4. He'll shag anything! Including another little classic of his where he does a scene with the most expensive latex 'blow up doll' (well, not so blow-up actually. More fully-formed!)

That's about it. Got to hand it to the guy though. 30+ years performing in porn is some achievement.

Oh, and of course, it has NOTHING to do with looks! Lol!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

He's one of the few self made multi millionaires in the porn industry that has managed to hold onto his dosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't he make salad dressing?"
That's Paul Newman, isn't it? Easy to confuse the two......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, it is not just me who does not consider RJ as a looker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, it is not just me who does not consider RJ as a looker.

;-)"

RJ - a Looker? ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, it is not just me who does not consider RJ as a looker.

;-)

RJ - a Looker? ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!

Some may consider him as one, who knows?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, it is not just me who does not consider RJ as a looker.

;-)

RJ - a Looker? ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!

Some may consider him as one, who knows?!

Indeed. There's no accounting for taste, is there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once saw him in a b_movie horror film but cant think what it was called for the life of me ,anyone seen it or remember what it was called, it was utter shite

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I'm sure he's a very nice man

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

He's a mate of that bloke from Miami Vice, think he's called Don Johnson? who was a former porn actor too.

RJ has appeared in Miami Vice too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

RJ does come across as a nice guy.

Just does not tickle my fancy on the look front, that's all.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

He's repulsive.

He wasn't good looking as a young man either.

I guess his longevity is down to him becoming well known, rich and eventually powerful.

Makes me physically ill to see him with lots of beautiful women. NOT because they are beautiful but because i believe they wouldn't touch him with someone elses in reality. It's quite rapey to watch rather than sexy.

I guess this gives hope to all the other fat , ugly , balding , older men out there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"once saw him in a b_movie horror film but cant think what it was called for the life of me ,anyone seen it or remember what it was called, it was utter shite

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According to IMDB he's been in two horror flicks - 'They Bite' and 'Humanoids from the Deep'. Don't recall either being mentioned at The Oscars.......

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"He's repulsive.

He wasn't good looking as a young man either.

I guess his longevity is down to him becoming well known, rich and eventually powerful.

I guess this gives hope to all the other fat , ugly , balding , older men out there xx "

we live in hope Gran

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Jack you are a dreamboat n you know it. x

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

Oh god i saw that years ago, I was so amazed, I kept rewinding and playing it just to get tips, i figured that a guy would know how to give the best BJ ever. Guess I learned from the best lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

Oh god i saw that years ago, I was so amazed, I kept rewinding and playing it just to get tips, i figured that a guy would know how to give the best BJ ever. Guess I learned from the best lol

I need to Google and learn from him then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

Oh god i saw that years ago, I was so amazed, I kept rewinding and playing it just to get tips, i figured that a guy would know how to give the best BJ ever. Guess I learned from the best lol

I need to Google and learn from him then!

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Nah - you want Tabitha Stevens for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

Oh god i saw that years ago, I was so amazed, I kept rewinding and playing it just to get tips, i figured that a guy would know how to give the best BJ ever. Guess I learned from the best lol

I need to Google and learn from him then!

Nah - you want Tabitha Stevens for that

Note taken!

No joke, however, I learnt how to give BJs, and what I like/dislike, via watching hard core porn while on business trips in mainland Europe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's repulsive.

He wasn't good looking as a young man either.

I guess his longevity is down to him becoming well known, rich and eventually powerful.

I guess this gives hope to all the other fat , ugly , balding , older men out there xx "

With Granny on this one...boakkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks like my dentist or my dentist looks like him

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

Oh god i saw that years ago, I was so amazed, I kept rewinding and playing it just to get tips, i figured that a guy would know how to give the best BJ ever. Guess I learned from the best lol

I need to Google and learn from him then!

I assume you mean the search engine and not our own Googlewhack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's repulsive.

He wasn't good looking as a young man either.

I guess his longevity is down to him becoming well known, rich and eventually powerful.

I guess this gives hope to all the other fat , ugly , balding , older men out there xx

With Granny on this one...boakkkk

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Let's face it - the only reason porn 'starlets' do scenes with him is because once they get on the internet, people will search on HIS name as it's one everyone the world over knows - they don't know the name of the girl, do they... So it gets the girl publicity so the scenes they shoot after RJ get _iewed. It's all about internet searches these days....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I did not know that John Holmes died of AIDS... And that he had a big willy wonker...

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"He looks like my dentist or my dentist looks like him

Hmmm, brings a whole new vision to 'open wide' .....yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did not know that John Holmes died of AIDS... And that he had a big willy wonker...

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... and he was a decidedly unpleasant character too, who wrecked quite a few porn actresses careers pushing them narcotics.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I guess this gives hope to all the other fat , ugly , balding , older men out there xx "

At least that gives me something to aim for

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"Jack you are a dreamboat n you know it. x "

Yeah, right, must be Kate's fault then that I can't get a shag on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just watched a clip of Tabitha Stevens, and my jaw aches afterwards. HTF does she last that long?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huge Wanger and wasn't he the first porn star to self suck in a porno??

Oh god i saw that years ago, I was so amazed, I kept rewinding and playing it just to get tips, i figured that a guy would know how to give the best BJ ever. Guess I learned from the best lol

I need to Google and learn from him then!

I assume you mean the search engine and not our own Googlewhack?

He can whack himself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can Google a whack but you can't whack a Google.

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ron Jeremy.

What so special about him please?

Ron was in one of the first blue movies I ever saw, didn't know his name then just thought of him as "that fat Arab-looking guy". He was better looking back in the early 80s. Not a lot, but better.

He got into porn because his girlfriend sent a naked photo of him in to some Reader's Wives section in a magazine, and he (or rather his Dad as they had the same name) began getting fan mail on account of his rather large donger. 9 1/2 inches I believe, or so he claims. But I think the reason he is popular is due to him being a genuinely nice guy, and good humoured, funny even. They do say if you can make a girl laugh, you're half way there.

The fact that he looks like a rather tired hedgehog these days doesn't seem to stop him getting work with attractive young women, though I suspect it's more to do with his fame than his performance nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just the ultimate 70s porn star isn't he.

I suppose when he was younger and making regular films he might have been deemed as attractive. After all men were hairier in the 70s with that Burt Reynolds kinda look.

And of course he is very well endowed.

I don't think he's attractive at all, but back in the day I'm sure he suited what was required of him.

I would never eat Ron Jeremy salad dressing if there ever was such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's repulsive.

He wasn't good looking as a young man either.

I guess his longevity is down to him becoming well known, rich and eventually powerful.

I guess this gives hope to all the other fat , ugly , balding , older men out there xx "

Yes I feel the same way about Hugh Hefner

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I thought Ron Jeremy was the guy who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

He was in porn when it made the jump from reel to reel movie film to the much more accessible video tape.

He was about the first 'male talent' to be identified by name.

He was, as has been mentioned, well endowed.

He's not physically attractive but maybe that's not what the (mostly) men who watch pornography want.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently he is a really nice man and genuinely popular with his female co-stars. Guess nice guys do get ahead

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

He is the self-styled 'hardest working man in porn' and has made over 2000 adult movies!

Oh, and he is alive and well apparently...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would expect that he did well in the porn industry because of his working attributes rather than him being a nice guy. I would imagine porn actors get told who they are working with rather than having a great deal of choice.

Ron obviously had a good size, could keep erect, could perform in front of cameras etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched a clip of Tabitha Stevens, and my jaw aches afterwards. HTF does she last that long?!

Told ya.....

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Ron Jeremy was the guy who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

He was in porn when it made the jump from reel to reel movie film to the much more accessible video tape.

He was about the first 'male talent' to be identified by name.

He was, as has been mentioned, well endowed.

He's not physically attractive but maybe that's not what the (mostly) men who watch pornography want."
Only thing I would take a little issue with you on, Onny, is Ole Ron's size. He has what most on here would class as VWE at most, but the thing with him (and he stated this himself in an inter_iew a few years back) is that his cock looks longer as it's a bit on the thin side. He turned that into an advantage, as it got him into DP scenes - particularly DV or DA where you need one of the guys to be 'long and thin' to make the physics of it all work. And he was certainly 'there' at the right time when DP was something only a few porn actresses would do, and an equally small number of guys could participate in successfully.

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

I watched a program on him a few years back and it had quite a few porn actresses on there talking about him.

Not one had a bad word to say about him, they said he was kind and considerate whilst making movies, even down to asking them how they liked to be licked when giving oral so they could actually enjoy it.

He could come at the drop of a hat, even counting down from ten then spurting everywhere.

I often wondered how he got so many films made looking the way he did and the reasons where all in the program.

He has made 1000's of movies with 1000's of young good looking girls.

The worst film I seen him in was when he was shagging Gurt bucket, anyone remember her from the 90's in the sunday sport, she was a massive and I mean massive fat woman who would get her rolls of fat out and go naked in the papers.

He did not last long with her, I think the money made him do it as you could just tell he did not want to be fucking her

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ron Jeremy.

What so special about him please?

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read his biography Pearl....

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