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By *penbicouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Any words or phrases in profiles that make you cringe?

For me it's grown men who refer to themselves as a "lad," or worse, "boy."

The word "moist" makes Alice's skin crawl, unless it's referring to cake!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Discharge is pretty rank

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Super, as in super excited. Whenever I hear it, it makes me think of Jeffrey from playschool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange. Make my toes curl and not in a good way. Oh and Daddy

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By *rixon11Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Getgo,so fckn stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly can't think of any words that make me cringe.

NBVN x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Spunk

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Panties or when mmmmmmmmm is written on a profile or update.

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By *penbicouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Panties or when mmmmmmmmm is written on a profile or update."

Oh, "mmmmmmmmmm..." just kinda puzzles me.

I think it's any time a guy in his 40s or 50s is acting like an over-eager horny 14-year old.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I don't like the c word, watching the Boys, Butcher says it every 10 seconds!!!

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Any sentence with the word "banter" in it.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Been here before

Not new to this

Will fill in later

Read my profile

Cumslut

Creampie

I’m sure there are plenty more !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate when someone says manhood instead of dick/cock/willy or penis trying to sound posh or something then says wants it their cunt

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

My friend said smegma the other day and it made me feel a bit sick, lol

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

When girl bits are called fannies…..it makes my skin crawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrotum what up with ball bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like being called “babe” or “lass” and the word panties is a bit cringe. There’s probably more but can’t think of any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny…

Some of us have high metabolisms and eat healthy, yet zip!

I get it alot but i’m a keen runner too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turtlehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend said smegma the other day and it made me feel a bit sick, lol"

Does anyone snigger when they see SMEG fridges in Currys?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Breed and heavy cummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

Daddy

The C word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties

Daddy

The C word

"

Coffee, cake or cunninglingus? Men aren't mind readers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties

Daddy

The C word

Coffee, cake or cunninglingus? Men aren't mind readers"

Lol, no. I like all the above you’ve mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breeding

Cumslut

Gaping

Hate all three of those words with a passion

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Status posts saying 'Fab my pics to fuck'

I find it cringy!

If the pics are good enough people will Fab simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit. Such a harsh spiky word for something soft, round and beautiful. Boob is so much better!

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Hey ho. . Who on earth thought that one up

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

When people talk in text ur u cya etc etc ahhhh drives me mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush it just makes me cringe

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

At work, people talk about 'reaching out'.

I just want to sing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there's just so many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate when guys call me sweetie or darling don't know why it just makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate when guys call me sweetie or darling don't know why it just makes me cringe "

Why is that sweetie?

Come on darling, tell me.

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lush it just makes me cringe "

What about gurt lush? Really up the west country ante.

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By *mg 321Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

People selling stuff on Facebook who say ‘Need gone’.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Stop stalking me

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Oh I hate init , drives me insane! Also if someone calls me dear, I don’t have antlers !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cant talk again take care

Oh wait that was cry

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Professional

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Pacifically...

When they mean 'specifically'

Oh and...

'reach out to someone' when they mean message or give 'em a bell

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually


"At work, people talk about 'reaching out'.

I just want to sing!! "

Sorry - beat me to it!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Any reference to penis size as if that’s all it takes to get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any reference to penis size as if that’s all it takes to get a shag "

9 inches

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Any reference to penis size as if that’s all it takes to get a shag

9 inches "

I’m not chopping an inch of to please you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird that I detest the C word

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Creampie

Spunk

Wank

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Creampie

Spunk

Wank

"

How about seman

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Creampie

Spunk

Wank

How about seman "

who David ?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Creampie

Spunk

Wank

How about seman who David ?"

No not David Seman... seman as seman seman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

literally

it's has to be the most overused and useless word people use to try and enhance what they are saying.....

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Heavy cummer

Creampie

Spunk

Do I spot a theme there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost exactly",it's either one or the other, can't be both.

Temper-ally really annoys me.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Creampie

Spunk

Wank

How about seman who David ?

No not David Seman... seman as seman seman "

I preferred Jens Lehman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a word but "mmmmmmmm"

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't like the c word, watching the Boys, Butcher says it every 10 seconds!!! "

But Butcher is my hero and his use of it is fantastic in an American superhero movie context!

Superb series. S3 E1 with the ant man?

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

“Literally” makes me want to explode. Literally.

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

‘Snowflake’ and ‘woke.’

Anyone who uses the word ‘woke’ pejoratively needs my progressive foot up their non-progressive optophobic posterior.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Loin and exceptional

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"literally

it's has to be the most overused and useless word people use to try and enhance what they are saying..... "

Quite literally!

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By *rixon11Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Getgo,

Tickertyboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like the c word, watching the Boys, Butcher says it every 10 seconds!!!

But Butcher is my hero and his use of it is fantastic in an American superhero movie context!

Superb series. S3 E1 with the ant man? "

Yeah that guy will never be the same again

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There are so many vile, unkind, disingenuous and derogatory words used in these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute hate it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Top bins.

Tekkers.

More will come to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

Nom nom

Panties

Am sure theres more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, not sorry

Init

Professional (could mean, thief )

Fab my pic's

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Feels.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ick.

I told you there was more!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Moist

Panties

Pussy

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Your tax bill is ready

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Naughty

Second only to Nawty

For the love of fuck, it's all perfectly normal

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Minge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy. Just creepy

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE


"Minge! "

Or flange

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By *thletic_cuckMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I don't have any words that I dislike that I can think of. In my opinion, all the different words are what make the English language so colourful. Different people from different walks of life grow up using different words and I think it just adds a bit of flavour to how people express themselves

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

Spag Bol!

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE


"Spag Bol!"

Mmmmmmm love a bit of spag bol

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By *thletic_cuckMan
over a year ago

Here and there

The word spag-bol is fine, but the dish makes me want to vomit! Can't even look at it and the smell is bad. In fact anything like that with pasta, meatballs etc is just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skinny…

Some of us have high metabolisms and eat healthy, yet zip!

I get it alot but i’m a keen runner too"

So your skinny. Just own it. Cant hide what you are.

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By *penbicouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Northampton


"‘Snowflake’ and ‘woke.’

Anyone who uses the word ‘woke’ pejoratively needs my progressive foot up their non-progressive optophobic posterior."

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

When guys refer to themselves as lads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turtlehead"

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South West, Manchester

Romantic, the word just makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innit

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Cock

Pussy

Alas we all use them as they are now normative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Snowflake’ and ‘woke.’

Anyone who uses the word ‘woke’ pejoratively needs my progressive foot up their non-progressive optophobic posterior."

All of those currently popular terms ...... Karen, Boomer etc etc.

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Politics and politicians.

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South West, Manchester

LABOUR uuurrrgggghhhhhh

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By *lad98Man
over a year ago

Burton Upon Trent

Panties, just sounds so wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass

Hun

Play

Naughty

List is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun makes my skin crawl

Babes is a would that should be in-invented

But the list could go on!

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Americans saying

Normalcy

Instead of Normality

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I don’t read profiles anymore so cannot contribute to this thread. But I also didn’t want to feel left out.

I suppose the ones that make me eyeroll the hardest are still those that seem sane but have a sydney university disclaimer

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

C*nt. Specially in every day conversation.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Manchester United

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford


"Super, as in super excited. Whenever I hear it, it makes me think of Jeffrey from playschool."

THAT one really gets my goat! Glad somebody else agrees. You hear that so often now, it's a bit of a fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

Banter

and the repetitious usage of the letter "m"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

‘No’ makes my piss boil

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By *mg 321Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

‘Exceptional single male’ especially when the one saying it is a total munter themselves.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

'licking out'

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Trouble, as referring to me as a person

“Hello trouble, how’s u”

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Any words or phrases in profiles that make you cringe?

For me it's grown men who refer to themselves as a "lad," or worse, "boy."

The word "moist" makes Alice's skin crawl, unless it's referring to cake! "

“HEY YOU!”

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Clunge, gash, hoop….to name a few

Much better vocabulary available, words should spark some positive imagination, not rotten rubbish awful images…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not for me

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

'Fab if you would ___'

Makes me cringe everytime

Always reminds me of the saying, 'if you have to ask then its probably __ ' will leave you yo fill in the blank haha

Just my opinion nothing personal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Nom Nom when referring to food ..

Sounds like something from the fucking Teletubbies

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Nom Nom when referring to food ..

Sounds like something from the fucking Teletubbies "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue punch my the fart box.

Only joking give it a whirl

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Unprecedented - Don't think I ever heard the word before Covid. Now its mentioned in every news report about anything, anywhere.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Holi-bobs"

Seriously, what is that? Just about forgivable if talking to someone under 5, but even then - children do know what holiday means!

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cant but with a u.

The word horny where it’s used to describe anything other than the feel of sexual frustration/excitement. E.g Barbara touched my penis, it was so horny. Or… that lingerie is really horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey ho. . Who on earth thought that one up"

Almost sure it was Disney - 7 dwarfs hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Going forward....

Reach out.....

And any other American phrases that we've bastardised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going forward....

Reach out.....

And any other American phrases that we've bastardised."

Have a nice day yall

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hey ho. . Who on earth thought that one up

Almost sure it was Disney - 7 dwarfs hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go"

I have been known to use this

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Very true.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Going forward....

Reach out.....

And any other American phrases that we've bastardised."

I was listening to the radio and the speaker said ......... blah blah blah should realise that they need to be across this .....

across this ? wtf does that mean.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Going forward....

Reach out.....

And any other American phrases that we've bastardised.

I was listening to the radio and the speaker said ......... blah blah blah should realise that they need to be across this .....

across this ? wtf does that mean."

All over it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Titties. Clitty. Yummy.

Scrummy.

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By *nemofoMan
over a year ago

oswestry


"I don't like the c word, watching the Boys, Butcher says it every 10 seconds!!! "

Butcher is a legend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammatical errors get me.

Like the pedantic use of "I" when it should be "me".

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Licked out and moist.

Being called Honey, baby or any other ‘pet’ name by someone I don’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man pussy

It's an arse FFS!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Grammatical errors get me.

Like the pedantic use of "I" when it should be "me"."

In the same vein, seeing “would of” and “should of” instead of “would have/ should have” raises my blood pressure every single time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overdraft..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

Spunk

Anything cum related

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Mammaries

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Mammaries "

... so wrong

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Fanny

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Going forward".....used a lot in meetings. Hate it.

Men who met their mates for a "catch-up".....ffs that's such a girlie phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys when referring to females.

I was with 2 fem friends yesterday for a catch up and the few drinks.

The barmaid said. You guys have a good night. Guys?? Wtf

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"You guys when referring to females.

I was with 2 fem friends yesterday for a catch up and the few drinks.

The barmaid said. You guys have a good night. Guys?? Wtf "

That did make me laugh as "female" when you could (should?) use "women" is on my cringe list - I know there's nothing wrong with it necessarily, but just grates and makes me think of Friday Night Dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Like ' especially in the middle of a sentence.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Cockwomble.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Budgerigar

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Coffee ice-cream

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Unicorn.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Innit.

Holliebobs.

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

Grown women being referred to as “girls”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in their forties and fifties calling themselves lads. Just no.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The Mr

Breed/breeding

Insert (code word) into message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When girl bits are called fannies…..it makes my skin crawl "

FANNY is my favourite word! Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in their forties and fifties calling themselves lads. Just no. "
what about oldboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licked out and moist.

Being called Honey, baby or any other ‘pet’ name by someone I don’t know

"

what about drippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in their forties and fifties calling themselves lads. Just no. what about oldboys "

Also NO. And if anyone, but anyone calls me YOUNG LADY there will be violence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unicorn. "

Ewww this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licked out

Fingering

Lol

Heehee

Don't you have to be 18 to be on this site???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licked out

Fingering

Lol

Heehee

Don't you have to be 18 to be on this site???"

finger blasting as a alternative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I literally say half of these.

Making you all cringe on a daily based then… I can live with that. *shruggs shoulders.

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By *thletic_cuckMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"Cock

Pussy

Alas we all use them as they are now normative "

You've got a very suckable cock though

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Fantastic. Very rarely used properly.

Hubby. Why?

Pooch. Just ..no.

Panty, panties. They're knickers. We're British.

Brit. It's Britons or British.

Any statement of fact that's treated as a question when spoken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Completion'... as in 'suck to completion' it kinda takes all the eroticism away from it.

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By *ccllWoman
over a year ago

Chippenham

Moist and babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

Any for of American slang and gangster shit

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By *penbicouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

People who add "dot.com" to their descriptions of anything.

Confused.com

Soootired.com

Needaholiday.com

Just makes me want to respond: "Youreaknob.com"

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Moy

The word ‘minge’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend said smegma the other day and it made me feel a bit sick, lol

Does anyone snigger when they see SMEG fridges in Currys?"

Every time! No way I would have one of their appliances simply because of that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any for of American slang and gangster shit"

Don’t start all that shit ‘bruv’ ‘fam’ ‘blud’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Bae

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

.

'Touch Base' makes me feel

'Mmmmmmm' (what does that even mean?!)

'Nawty' look up the correct spelling

'Hung' just because you are bigger than average doesn't make you any better..

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By *licecdTV/TS
over a year ago

Hatfield

Cliff Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going forward

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

‘Snack’ and ‘lunch’ can’t even explain it. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

Thank god I’m northern where it’s dinner and tea.

GG x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Innit

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