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The Tuesday Ash and Jim late late double team Nocturnal Special

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Ash and Jim double team nocturnal special....

Why not stop by and say hello to us both and tell us what you've been up to this evening or Just chat some nonsense with us until the early hours..

So today it reached 40.2 C in Lincolnshire...a new UK record...

How did you survive today's extremely hot weather?..

Did you have to work today or have you been at home sitting in front of a fan?.....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Evening !!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello boys!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening !! "

Good evening Sprocket and congrats on being tonight's first poster...

Your prize is a cold drink of your choice...

Did you manage to keep cool today?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello boys! "

Hello Red..how are you doing tonight?...

This evening it's a double team special....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Evening !!

Good evening Sprocket and congrats on being tonight's first poster...

Your prize is a cold drink of your choice...

Did you manage to keep cool today? "

I'll have a ginger beer, with lime and lashings of ice thanks Ash.

I went to the gym this morning, so everything else was a breeze!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening !! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett double T. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello boys! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. How are you doing?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening !!

Good evening Sprocket and congrats on being tonight's first poster...

Your prize is a cold drink of your choice...

Did you manage to keep cool today?

I'll have a ginger beer, with lime and lashings of ice thanks Ash.

I went to the gym this morning, so everything else was a breeze!! "

One ginger beer with lime and lots of ice coming right up!

Just going to my local shop for my paper this morning was enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash has already asked how Red is. This is what happens when there's double teaming.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Jim....how are you doing tonight?..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Double trouble. Could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread? "

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash has already asked how Red is. This is what happens when there's double teaming."

I'm sure Red doesn't mind us both asking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Ash has already asked how Red is. This is what happens when there's double teaming.

I'm sure Red doesn't mind us both asking.... "

Never been one to complain about the attentions of two fine, upstanding chaps

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times."

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Double trouble. Could be fun "

Good evening _ickshawed..

Double the fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening brother Jim....how are you doing tonight?.. "

I'm like you, struggling with the heat. I watered my back garden, using a watering can not long ago. I'm pooped. I don't like this heat. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble. Could be fun "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. It's gonna be a hot night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble. Could be fun

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. It's gonna be a hot night."

I'm lying on bed naked with a damp towel on my head. Too hot for me for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash has already asked how Red is. This is what happens when there's double teaming.

I'm sure Red doesn't mind us both asking.... "

I think she likes the attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash has already asked how Red is. This is what happens when there's double teaming.

I'm sure Red doesn't mind us both asking....

Never been one to complain about the attentions of two fine, upstanding chaps "

I knew it, I just said that.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all x"

Hello Fuzzy.....How's it going this evening...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, boys

Today I have stewed gently in my own juices, mainly on Teams in our incredibly boiling hot living room

I got in the paddling pool again after work *sploshy emoji*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fuzzy. Are you you fuzzy at the moment?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash has already asked how Red is. This is what happens when there's double teaming.

I'm sure Red doesn't mind us both asking....

Never been one to complain about the attentions of two fine, upstanding chaps "

I didn't think you would be

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!! "

You're forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

I've been at the escape rooms in Chester in the cool air conditioned rooms. Excellent fun and very addictive

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening Jim and Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble. Could be fun

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. It's gonna be a hot night.

I'm lying on bed naked with a damp towel on my head. Too hot for me for sure"

Hopefully you'll be feeling cooler soon.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Jim....how are you doing tonight?..

I'm like you, struggling with the heat. I watered my back garden, using a watering can not long ago. I'm pooped. I don't like this heat. How are you?"

We are good but currently have some fires going on quite nearby so just keeping an eye on things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all x

Hello Fuzzy.....How's it going this evening... "

One word. Hot.

also just got back from a very sexy meet so that was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fuzzy. Are you you fuzzy at the moment?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. I am fuzzy. Maybe I should shave to be cooler

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, boys

Today I have stewed gently in my own juices, mainly on Teams in our incredibly boiling hot living room

I got in the paddling pool again after work *sploshy emoji*"

Good evening Mrs KC...how big is your paddling pool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, boys

Today I have stewed gently in my own juices, mainly on Teams in our incredibly boiling hot living room

I got in the paddling pool again after work *sploshy emoji*"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

Slowly Cooked KC and the Moonlight Band. I had a feeling you got wet today.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

"

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!!

You're forgiven."

I'm not sure....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MagicFingers. Today has been too hot for gingers.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!!

You're forgiven."

Phew, it's too hot to be nocturnal guilty !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!!

You're forgiven.

I'm not sure.... "

You're a hard man.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Double trouble. Could be fun

Good evening _ickshawed..

Double the fun....

"

I do like fu..n

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

"

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening

I've been at the escape rooms in Chester in the cool air conditioned rooms. Excellent fun and very addictive "

Good evening m....I'm glad they were air conditioned....

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Double trouble. Could be fun

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. It's gonna be a hot night."

It often is with me

But I'm looking forward to the cooler weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble. Could be fun

Good evening _ickshawed..

Double the fun....

I do like fu..n "

fukin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

I've been at the escape rooms in Chester in the cool air conditioned rooms. Excellent fun and very addictive "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, M44. That sounds like a good day. This one's for you.

https://youtu.be/TazHNpt6OTo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all x

Hello Fuzzy.....How's it going this evening...

One word. Hot.

also just got back from a very sexy meet so that was fun"

I hope you took a bottle of water with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and Ash "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic. Two nights of Toxic company, what a treat.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Wet t shirts & wet towels are the order of the day this evening. It's bloomin' hot, innit? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all x

Hello Fuzzy.....How's it going this evening...

One word. Hot.

also just got back from a very sexy meet so that was fun

I hope you took a bottle of water with you... "

I should have because I was sweating buckets.

Worth it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiRomancergirl. I hope your sun cream did the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wet t shirts & wet towels are the order of the day this evening. It's bloomin' hot, innit? X"

Wet T-shirts suit you X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!!

You're forgiven.

I'm not sure....

You're a hard man."

I will forgive too..

I'm a big softy really

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wet t shirts & wet towels are the order of the day this evening. It's bloomin' hot, innit? X

Wet T-shirts suit you X"

Thanks Fuzzy

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiRomancergirl. I hope your sun cream did the job."

well yes on the bits I could reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiRomancergirl. I hope your sun cream did the job.well yes on the bits I could reach "

Should have asked one of us to help

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today "

If you ever learn those tricks can you teach them to me?...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, boys

Today I have stewed gently in my own juices, mainly on Teams in our incredibly boiling hot living room

I got in the paddling pool again after work *sploshy emoji*

Good evening Mrs KC...how big is your paddling pool? "

Not very big! Just about big enough for my fat arse to sit in it. Not elegant for me to get in/out either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fuzzy. Are you you fuzzy at the moment?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. I am fuzzy. Maybe I should shave to be cooler"

A shave won't make you feel warmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble. Could be fun

Good evening _ickshawed..

Double the fun....

I do like fu..n "

I thought you might.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiRomancergirl. I hope your sun cream did the job.well yes on the bits I could reach

Should have asked one of us to help "

I’ll remember for next time

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today

If you ever learn those tricks can you teach them to me?... "

I'd teach everyone....I could make a small fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BiRomancergirl. I hope your sun cream did the job.well yes on the bits I could reach "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and Ash "

Good evening toxic...I hope you managed to keep cool today

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Is this the first "double ended" Ash & Jim Nocturnal thread?

No, Ash and me have double teamed loads of times before. I've lost count how many times.

I have been paying insufficient attention.

I humbly apologise!!

You're forgiven.

I'm not sure....

You're a hard man.

I will forgive too..

I'm a big softy really "

I'm exonerated.

Hurrah and Jubilation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red, have you got any more breaking news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Should have asked one of us to help

I’ll remember for next time "

Be warned I have wandering hands

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Evening

I've been at the escape rooms in Chester in the cool air conditioned rooms. Excellent fun and very addictive "

We did an escape room for my birthday a few years ago. Loved it. Did you manage to escape?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to "

Good evening biromancegirl...I'm glad you enjoyed it....do you also have a front yard?...

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"

Should have asked one of us to help

I’ll remember for next time

Be warned I have wandering hands "

so do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

I've been at the escape rooms in Chester in the cool air conditioned rooms. Excellent fun and very addictive

We did an escape room for my birthday a few years ago. Loved it. Did you manage to escape? "

Fab escape room anyone?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Good evening Ash and Jim I spent a few hours sun bathing in my back yard and very nice it was to

Good evening biromancegirl...I'm glad you enjoyed it....do you also have a front yard?...

"

sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Should have asked one of us to help

I’ll remember for next time

Be warned I have wandering hands so do I "

We'll get on famously then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Should have asked one of us to help

I’ll remember for next time

Be warned I have wandering hands so do I "

https://youtu.be/SbYa7NBYyRc

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"

Should have asked one of us to help

I’ll remember for next time

Be warned I have wandering hands so do I

We'll get on famously then. "

Absolutely

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, boys

Today I have stewed gently in my own juices, mainly on Teams in our incredibly boiling hot living room

I got in the paddling pool again after work *sploshy emoji*

Good evening Mrs KC...how big is your paddling pool?

Not very big! Just about big enough for my fat arse to sit in it. Not elegant for me to get in/out either "

It's not big enough for a party then?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not very big! Just about big enough for my fat arse to sit in it. Not elegant for me to get in/out either

It's not big enough for a party then?... "

Sure we could squeeze in. Not like any of us mind a bit of skin on skin action lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today

If you ever learn those tricks can you teach them to me?...

I'd teach everyone....I could make a small fortune "

Can Jim and I be your agents?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not very big! Just about big enough for my fat arse to sit in it. Not elegant for me to get in/out either

It's not big enough for a party then?...

Sure we could squeeze in. Not like any of us mind a bit of skin on skin action lol"

I'm sure Red would be up for it too....

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today

If you ever learn those tricks can you teach them to me?...

I'd teach everyone....I could make a small fortune

Can Jim and I be your agents? "

Couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather have

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, boys

Today I have stewed gently in my own juices, mainly on Teams in our incredibly boiling hot living room

I got in the paddling pool again after work *sploshy emoji*

Good evening Mrs KC...how big is your paddling pool?

Not very big! Just about big enough for my fat arse to sit in it. Not elegant for me to get in/out either

It's not big enough for a party then?... "

Only if you're in the Guinness World Record for "smallest adult"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening

I've been at the escape rooms in Chester in the cool air conditioned rooms. Excellent fun and very addictive

We did an escape room for my birthday a few years ago. Loved it. Did you manage to escape? "

Duh, of course he did, or he wouldn't be here on nocturnal, would he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash, we've got a client!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play."

Pigeon

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play."

Is that a euphemism? Do you have threadworms?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today

If you ever learn those tricks can you teach them to me?...

I'd teach everyone....I could make a small fortune

Can Jim and I be your agents?

Couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather have "

This time next year you could be doing a magic show on C4.....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play."

A fox ?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

Good evening Magic....do you know any magic tricks?..

I would have liked to know the tricks of being cooler today

If you ever learn those tricks can you teach them to me?...

I'd teach everyone....I could make a small fortune

Can Jim and I be your agents?

Couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather have

This time next year you could be doing a magic show on C4..... "

Nah.....I don't want the fame....just the money lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash, we've got a client!"

We could become like the new Simon Cowell of the entertainment industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

Pigeon "

I do get pigeons. A couple of pigeons had a fight in my back garden. But, the answer is not pigeon.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Ash, we've got a client!

We could become like the new Simon Cowell of the entertainment industry "

Just don't wear your trousers that high

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play."

A sheep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

Is that a euphemism? Do you have threadworms? "

It's not a euphemism. That said, I'm going to have a check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?"

It's not a fox.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox."

Is it a badger ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash, we've got a client!

We could become like the new Simon Cowell of the entertainment industry "

We'll have to be careful on our electronic bikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A sheep? "

I'm not far from Wales, but I don't live in Wales. It's not a sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?"

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Twonk.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got the record breaking temperature wrong it was actually 40.3!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash, we've got a client!

We could become like the new Simon Cowell of the entertainment industry

We'll have to be careful on our electronic bikes."

This is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger."

Hedgehog?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ."

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening guys!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You got the record breaking temperature wrong it was actually 40.3! "

Trust you to notice that!.....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating? "

Maybe his libido caught fire ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero.

Have I missed Princess?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening guys!"

Good evening lustylisa...I hope you didn't melt in today's record breaking temperature.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog."

Is it a squirrel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys!"

Gooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating?

Maybe his libido caught fire ? "

His sex is on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog."

Rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?"

It's not a squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys!

Good evening lustylisa...I hope you didn't melt in today's record breaking temperature..... "

I am loving this weather - even managed a PT session at 4 (zero air con in the PTs studio which made it tougher). My dogs on the other hand are struggling in the heat!

How’s your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Rabbit?"

It's not a rabbit. You're thinking of my nextdoor neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel."

A vole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?"

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play."

I won't say a word! Mum's the word.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing."

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing."

A polecat?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening guys!

Good evening lustylisa...I hope you didn't melt in today's record breaking temperature.....

I am loving this weather - even managed a PT session at 4 (zero air con in the PTs studio which made it tougher). My dogs on the other hand are struggling in the heat!

How’s your day been?"

Our cat has been struggling too...she even sat in front of a fan today which she is normally scared of!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating? "

I'm just kidding, brother † Ash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

"

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating?

Maybe his libido caught fire ? "

My Libido is sometimes Libidon't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys!

Good evening lustylisa...I hope you didn't melt in today's record breaking temperature.....

I am loving this weather - even managed a PT session at 4 (zero air con in the PTs studio which made it tougher). My dogs on the other hand are struggling in the heat!

How’s your day been?

Our cat has been struggling too...she even sat in front of a fan today which she is normally scared of!"

And I brushed her with an ice Pole which she seemed to enjoy and just as not confuse anybody it still had its wrapper on so no her fir did not get sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

A polecat?"

It's not a pole.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero.

Have I missed Princess? "

NØPE! But I made you look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a "

*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?..."

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating?

Maybe his libido caught fire ?

My Libido is sometimes Libidon't!"

Libidoh!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!"

Awesome, what type ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat has been struggling too...she even sat in front of a fan today which she is normally scared of!

And I brushed her with an ice Pole which she seemed to enjoy and just as not confuse anybody it still had its wrapper on so no her fir did not get sticky. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero.

Have I missed Princess?

NØPE! But I made you look! "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!"

I got it! Do I win a prize?...

Ps..be careful Jim as it might be a vampire bat...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good evening Åsh_&_jÏm_!

Today I turned on my air conditioning around the entire house, at its coldest of coldest setting. And then, just to remind myself of my favourite season, Åutumn, I also turned on the central heating. It felt like winter. I even put a cardigan on and cracked open a bottle of Mulled Wine. I was mullered.

Good evening to:

Sprockett²², RêdV, FuzZYstevê, KC² and her cleavage, mAgicfingers¹, m444RK, t°xic¹998, BIROmancergirL1 and PrinçessPuddleAbÇ.

Good evening brother Nero....you turned on the central heating?

Maybe his libido caught fire ?

My Libido is sometimes Libidon't!

Libidoh!"

Mine's evaporated, I miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!"

Just one? Surely not just one!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

"

The batty type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

"

Very awesome. I'm thrilled to have a bat. I don't know what sort of bat it is.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a

*."

So glad Ash got it right.

My next guess was water buffalo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?..."

I guess it could be a wolf as they are common in the wild in Shrewsbury!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

Very awesome. I'm thrilled to have a bat. I don't know what sort of bat it is."

18 types of British bat.

https://www.bats.org.uk/about-bats/what-are-bats/uk-bats

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"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

The batty type. "

I wondered why I was being beaten by a woman with curlers in her hair with a broom.

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"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a

*.

So glad Ash got it right.

My next guess was water buffalo. "

https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a

*.

So glad Ash got it right.

My next guess was water buffalo.

https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY"

Awesome.

On that note.

Jim, Ash, Nocturnal Friends.

Good night one and all.

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Twonk!

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over a year ago


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a

*.

So glad Ash got it right.

My next guess was water buffalo.

https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY

Awesome.

On that note.

Jim, Ash, Nocturnal Friends.

Good night one and all.

"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

Very awesome. I'm thrilled to have a bat. I don't know what sort of bat it is.

18 types of British bat.

https://www.bats.org.uk/about-bats/what-are-bats/uk-bats"

I shall have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

night sprocket sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Carrying on from last night's nocturnal thread. Can you guess what animal is visiting my back garden at night?

Nero, you're still not allowed to play.

A fox ?

It's not a fox.

Is it a badger ?

It's a good guess, but it's not a badger.

Hedgehog?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's not a hedgehog.

Is it a squirrel ?

It's not a squirrel.

A vole?

It isn't a vole. Voles are making a comeback in Stoke. And that can only be a good thing.

Is it a beaver (tee-hee).

Haha, it's not a beaver. Or a

*.

So glad Ash got it right.

My next guess was water buffalo.

https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY

Awesome.

On that note.

Jim, Ash, Nocturnal Friends.

Good night one and all.

"

Good night and sleep well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

I guess it could be a wolf as they are common in the wild in Shrewsbury! "

There are wolves living wild in Shropshire.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-shropshire-39445063

https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/south-shropshire/bishops-castle/2019/01/18/shropshire-wolf-sanctuary-gets-go-ahead-to-expand/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hot!"

Hi hot I'm fuzzy

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm hot!

Hi hot I'm fuzzy"

I'm hot Ash...

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

.•°°

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over a year ago


"I'm hot!

Hi hot I'm fuzzy

I'm hot Ash... "

You are currently like a human radiator!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Who remembers "Ice Magic"?

That chocolate sauce that you poured over your ice cream. After a few seconds it would solidify, allowing you to enjoy the satisfaction of cracking the chocolate layer with your spoon.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm hot!

Hi hot I'm fuzzy

I'm hot Ash...

You are currently like a human radiator!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".•°°"

good evening, or should i say morning, princess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Mrs Hot!"

I know!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You got the record breaking temperature wrong it was actually 40.3!

Trust you to notice that!..... "

Actually I noticed, but I was too polite to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".•°°"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Do you get bats where you live?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Who remembers "Ice Magic"?

That chocolate sauce that you poured over your ice cream. After a few seconds it would solidify, allowing you to enjoy the satisfaction of cracking the chocolate layer with your spoon. "

I have never had the pleasure of such a delight....

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over a year ago


"Who remembers "Ice Magic"?

That chocolate sauce that you poured over your ice cream. After a few seconds it would solidify, allowing you to enjoy the satisfaction of cracking the chocolate layer with your spoon. "

Ice Magic passed me by. Was it advertised by Debbie Gibson?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

Very awesome. I'm thrilled to have a bat. I don't know what sort of bat it is."

I decided not to guess because I had inside intelligence

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You got the record breaking temperature wrong it was actually 40.3!

Trust you to notice that!.....

Actually I noticed, but I was too polite to say "

Thanks Mrs KC....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now guessing it was a bat or an owl or a wolf?...

Ash, you've got it! I've got a bat!

Awesome, what type ?

Very awesome. I'm thrilled to have a bat. I don't know what sort of bat it is.

I decided not to guess because I had inside intelligence "

That was very fair of you.

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