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"A round trip to Stoke on the train. " But why?  | |||
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"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them Beer for Mr so he gets something too" Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers  | |||
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"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them Beer for Mr so he gets something too Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers "Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you  | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream. | |||
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"A mirror to check your beauty every day "Aww. One of those funny curvy ones from the hall of mirrors might work best | |||
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"A one way train ticket to my house (I’d pay the difference) so I could have you all to myself. " A return might be better - I do have to go into the office occasionally  | |||
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"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them Beer for Mr so he gets something too Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers
Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you "Non-drinker here. How about a really nice apple juice instead? | |||
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"I’d pocket the tenna. I’m impressive enough  "Is that a tena lady in your pocket, or you just trying to impress me?  | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream. "I'm impressed. And happy | |||
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"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx" They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream.
I'm impressed. And happy "Lemon drizzle cake and lemon sorbet to tickle your taste buds ? | |||
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"I’d pocket the tenna. I’m impressive enough
Is that a tena lady in your pocket, or you just trying to impress me? "I can’t hold it in like I used to. Sorry  | |||
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"A cell phone portable mini fan." I don't know what one is, but if it cools me down I'm willing to be impressed | |||
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"A £10 pick n mix. So probably about a quids worth in reality. Why? Well sweets innit (shrug emoji)" I like sweets. I'd be impressed if you helped me clean up any little spillages | |||
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"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that "Well in that case I'd by Ferrero rochets cos who doesn't love them. | |||
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"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them Beer for Mr so he gets something too Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers
Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you
Non-drinker here. How about a really nice apple juice instead? "How about extra flowers and some chocolate x | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream.
I'm impressed. And happy
Lemon drizzle cake and lemon sorbet to tickle your taste buds ? "Sounds like I'm yours forever  | |||
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"A £10 pick n mix. So probably about a quids worth in reality. Why? Well sweets innit (shrug emoji) I like sweets. I'd be impressed if you helped me clean up any little spillages "Hah nice try, you would have me running the hoover round in no time  | |||
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"I’d pocket the tenna. I’m impressive enough
Is that a tena lady in your pocket, or you just trying to impress me?
I can’t hold it in like I used to. Sorry "Better out than in | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream.
I'm impressed. And happy
Lemon drizzle cake and lemon sorbet to tickle your taste buds ?
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"I would buy us a picnic, so we could sit and talk and laugh and then who knows "I love a picnic  | |||
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"The ingredients for a delicious meal so I can impress you with my cooking skills " Intriguing. Plus I enjoy eating. You could be onto a winner | |||
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"I would make the tenner disappear.....into a charity box..." Very worthy | |||
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"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that
Well in that case I'd by Ferrero rochets cos who doesn't love them. "Ooh, ambassador, you're spoiling us | |||
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"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them Beer for Mr so he gets something too Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers
Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you
Non-drinker here. How about a really nice apple juice instead?
How about extra flowers and some chocolate x"Suits me | |||
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"Silver polish, just cause think you'll probably need some at some point "Certainly different. I'm not sure I've needed some up til now, but it's always good to be prepared | |||
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"I don't impress people, I depress them. It's a rare talent but a potent one." If you didn't get me anything I'd be depressed . But I suppose a hug would cheer me up  | |||
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"A £10 pick n mix. So probably about a quids worth in reality. Why? Well sweets innit (shrug emoji) I like sweets. I'd be impressed if you helped me clean up any little spillages
Hah nice try, you would have me running the hoover round in no time "Damn, you sussed me out. Must try harder to find a cheap maid | |||
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"A round trip to Stoke on the train. " If you can get that for a tenner, that would be impressive!! | |||
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"It’s not… let’s be honest all this nice weather and I can guarantee you’ll get wet when you least expect it!" The joys of having children I'm afraid 
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"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that
Well in that case I'd by Ferrero rochets cos who doesn't love them.
Ooh, ambassador, you're spoiling us "Maybe have to pinch one tho xxx | |||
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"Lend me £10 and i'll buy you a drink and mother wake me early in the mornin' (The Pogues) "I'd prefer if you and Shane Macgowan let me sleep in | |||
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"10 one pound coins. In case you a few for parking." Handy for trolleys. I don't drive | |||
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"New batteries for your favourite sex toy? £10 could stretch to Duracel !! "I use rechargeables - or the nearest available man | |||
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"New batteries for your favourite sex toy? £10 could stretch to Duracel !!
I use rechargeables - or the nearest available man "Define "near" | |||
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"A trip to the Mander center for a coffee, Then to our old house where you could help yourself to as many flowers as you wanted for free. We lived opposite an accident black spot"
You impress me with your local knowledge and sick sense of humour. Total winner | |||
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"The ingredients for a delicious meal so I can impress you with my cooking skills Intriguing. Plus I enjoy eating. You could be onto a winner "What's your favourite meal? | |||
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"I'd buy books. Because books. " Nice choice. Books are good | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "A jar of honey | |||
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"An Amazon gift card…? (They always impress me at least) "A practical choice | |||
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"I would buy you a very old version outfit so know one else looks at you apart from me xxx " No-one looks at me anyway - I'm like Clark Kent | |||
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"I’d place a bet with the tenner at amazing odds, collect the winnings fly you by private helicopter to my house on the coast in Cornwall. The chef can cook dinner or make you a cake and ice cream. Flowers in your room to make you smile. A walk in the beach in the morning and I’d pop £20.00 in the charity box of the RNLI. X" That's a darn sight more than I've ever managed with £10 | |||
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And we'll split the £2 left over so we've always got a pound for the trolley when we go shopping.
It's the perfect date | |||
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"At the moment, a fridge full of ice-cream " I'd prefer a freezer full | |||
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"New batteries for your favourite sex toy? £10 could stretch to Duracel !!
I use rechargeables - or the nearest available man
Define "near" "The one in my bed | |||
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"Short back and sides on pensioner day at the barbers. Women always like a new haircut. " True, but would you like me for the following 2 years while it grew back?  | |||
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"New batteries for your favourite sex toy? £10 could stretch to Duracel !!
I use rechargeables - or the nearest available man
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The one in my bed "As I'm a regular passing through Wolves to get to Bridgnorth I should be really close | |||
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"The ingredients for a delicious meal so I can impress you with my cooking skills Intriguing. Plus I enjoy eating. You could be onto a winner
What's your favourite meal?"One the kids will eat without complaint
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
A jar of honey "I knew I was starting to resemble Winnie the Pooh | |||
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"A couple of chimney cakes they are unbelievably delicious "Never heard of them before. Just googled. You may have ruined me forever | |||
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"3 course meal of course... Olives - £2 2 Greggs sausage rolls - £1 3 packs of ice lollies for £5 in Asda. That should keep you busy with something to suck on
And we'll split the £2 left over so we've always got a pound for the trolley when we go shopping.
It's the perfect date "You can keep the olives, but I'll take the rest. I do like a nice slow suck | |||
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"A couple of chimney cakes they are unbelievably delicious
Never heard of them before. Just googled. You may have ruined me forever "far better than a doughnut... and there is a little cake shop near us that does them with ice cream and chocolate sauce on  | |||
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"A couple of chimney cakes they are unbelievably delicious
Never heard of them before. Just googled. You may have ruined me forever far better than a doughnut... and there is a little cake shop near us that does them with ice cream and chocolate sauce on "*in | |||
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"I'd get you two cheese toasties and two bottle of waters from Chams "Do I have to sneak in via the fire exit? Sounds exciting | |||
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"40 Freddos and then I'd try to get them all in my mouth in one go. The resulting display would either be impressive or disgusting. " I look forward to the pictures. I sense hotpics page one incoming | |||
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"A USB LED little fan? £8.99. You'd get a mini cool breeze & tell the time too! Then I'd buy as many "Refresher" sweets for a £1 that I could buy & you get a free 1p so you can put it in your piggy bank.....Win, win, win! "Oooh, lots of presents  | |||
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"Food ingredients - I’d cook you a nice steak with yummy sides. " Mmmm, you had me at yummy sides. I can think of a few I'd happily nibble on a plate | |||
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"I would buy us a picnic, so we could sit and talk and laugh and then who knows
I love a picnic "Must be fate | |||
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"A lingerie set for my self and say thanks by saying yous both can have your way with me in it "Enticing | |||
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"A cucumber. To, er, pack out the, er, area." That's one expensive cucumber | |||
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"A four pack of Soleros, some lemonade, sparkling water, a bit of mint, and an orange for a chill out in the garden with snacks and a refreshing drink
LvM"Sounds positively delightful | |||
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"I would tattoo your username to the side of my foot" Cool. But I'll let you use my real name. It'd be less weird | |||
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"A paddling pool and I would be human Life size inflatable in it "Do I get to ride you like a blow up unicorn? | |||
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"Food ingredients - I’d cook you a nice steak with yummy sides. Mmmm, you had me at yummy sides. I can think of a few I'd happily nibble on a plate "I’m a great cook and good at other things too | |||
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"A nice quality white t shirt so you can enter the wet t shirt contest "I like | |||
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"A ride on a rickshaw to demonstrate I have some understanding of your profile name. " Everyone likes to ride a rickshaw | |||
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"A paddling pool and I would be human Life size inflatable in it
Do I get to ride you like a blow up unicorn? "I think that goes without saying | |||
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"A lingerie set for my self and say thanks by saying yous both can have your way with me in it
Enticing "Awww thank you  | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "Fuck all, and you’d be grateful for it | |||
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"A tree to plant." A fruit tree please | |||
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"A site supporters pass, because they seem a popular request " Ooh, I could check just how far from page one I am | |||
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"A roll of duct tape, a bag tangerines and some tie wraps "Kinky
Good thing someone else already got me a cucumber. Bend over Rex | |||
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"I would tattoo your username to the side of my foot Cool. But I'll let you use my real name. It'd be less weird "Sweet! | |||
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"I'd buy you flowers but you're worth more than a tenner so I'd pay the rest out of my own money x" Aww. Thanks. Though honestly I'd be happy with a £2.99 bunch from Lidl | |||
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"Put the £10 in the petrol tank on my Kawasaki and take you for a long ride "Mmm, I like it long | |||
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"A cucumber. To, er, pack out the, er, area. That's one expensive cucumber "Prize-winning | |||
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"I say you keep it im not here to impress anyone" Always be true to yourself - that's impressive in itself | |||
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"A KFC or a Nando’s "Nando's it is. I think we could afford half a chicken leg and 3 chips for £10 | |||
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"I'd buy you a litre of fuel to prove I can time travel from next month" You show off | |||
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"Viagra and the best 30 seconds "Excellent. I hate to wait | |||
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"Put the £10 in the petrol tank on my Kawasaki and take you for a long ride
Mmm, I like it long "Plenty of powerful vibrations on the bike | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "For him 4 cans of Stella (i dont drink beer but i get told men like it) and a cadbury's creme egg (who doesn't like a cadbury's creme egg) For her a bottle of 19 crime (the best red wine) a ripple chocolate bar ( again who doesn't like chocolate) | |||
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"Id a box of freddos, but due to inflation it will now be half of one" I always preferred Taz bars to be honest | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Fuck all, and you’d be grateful for it "Yes sir | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "Nipple clamps.They get your attention, and keep it. | |||
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"Id a box of freddos, but due to inflation it will now be half of one I always preferred Taz bars to be honest "Taz's,the less well known but far more attractive of the pocket money chocs | |||
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"Viagra and the best 30 seconds
Excellent. I hate to wait "Women of my dream there | |||
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"I'd... Spend it on takeaway and eat it all alone
Am sorry ok... am sorry..."Sounds like a good night in. Don't apologise for making yourself happy | |||
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"A sombrero and fake moustache. " Something to embarrass the kids with on the school run - top marks | |||
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"A pencil and paper and compass. I'd take you places you've never been to before and so you can find your way home again xxx" I hear Cannock Chase is nice | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
For him 4 cans of Stella (i dont drink beer but i get told men like it) and a cadbury's creme egg (who doesn't like a cadbury's creme egg)
For her a bottle of 19 crime (the best red wine) a ripple chocolate bar ( again who doesn't like chocolate)"I hate wine I'm afraid, but would be impressed by a good milkshake | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Nipple clamps.They get your attention, and keep it. "Ooooft | |||
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"A signed wonko cock shot " I'll send you a SAE for it and buy a frame. That beauty is getting pride of place by my bed | |||
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"A round trip to Stoke on the train. But why? "Because you’ve ‘decorating’ to do. | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Nipple clamps.They get your attention, and keep it.
Ooooft "And that's just the first nipple. | |||
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"A signed wonko cock shot I'll send you a SAE for it and buy a frame. That beauty is getting pride of place by my bed "That is likely to induce nightmares | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "I don't buy things to impress women (or anyone) | |||
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"A pencil and paper and compass. I'd take you places you've never been to before and so you can find your way home again xxx I hear Cannock Chase is nice "Mmm excellent choice. Yes been there myself xx | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "2 lots of site supporter pass. So you can post and watch our videos | |||
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "Bunch of flowers and a 4 pack of beers corny i know | |||
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