FabSwingers.com forum: What turns a woman off?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just out of interest what turns a woman off when reading someone's profile? Like I said just out of interest, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the benefit of man . A woman is never switched off

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When he says he can

lick for hours

make a woman squirt

Doesn't bite unless asked etc etc...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When he says he can

lick for hours

make a woman squirt

Doesn't bite unless asked etc etc..."

I can hold your boobs for hours though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say it different for every woman surely.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Sooo many things

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What turns me off may turn a different woman on.

No right or wrong answer.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never. And I mean neeeveeer start a thread about not having much luck on here.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Being overly crude. Using the phrase "here for a good time not a long time". Ranting or complaining. Negative comments about women's bodies, even if its not my body type they're commenting on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock picture profile for me.

Usually combined with the old “I’m respectful” bio.

Yuck.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"When he says he can

lick for hours

make a woman squirt

Doesn't bite unless asked etc etc..."

Damn! Off to change my profile!

"I can't lick for hours or make anyone squirt, but I will bite!"

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Normally me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "discreet"

Oh, so you're cheating or you dont want your friends to know you like to fuck fat, old women.

Seriously, who am I going to tell?

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By *ily-StarWoman
over a year ago

street

The no profile pic..

No bio just FILL IN LATER

Nothing but cock pics

Three word message in inbox

Been here before

If you remember me verify me again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like action shots in theirs pics unless it's a couple. Anything that comes across as sexual immaturity. Such as saying things like I'll fuck your sideways. You wont be able to walk. You will have never seen one as big as mine

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sending messages offering things I have said I don’t want, then calling me rude when I point it out!

Messy house in your pics if you can’t even clean your house to take a pic to try and impress it’s not a good impression at all.

Pics that make it look like you need a good hair wash and brush

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Anything that alludes to them being a sexual dynamo.

Because they’re inevitably not up to my sexual filth standards. All chat, no action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhh the men that say they are wealthy in the first message. Congratulations! Now fuck off.

Clearly they think wealthy means entitled

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When he says he can

lick for hours

make a woman squirt

Doesn't bite unless asked etc etc...

Damn! Off to change my profile!

"I can't lick for hours or make anyone squirt, but I will bite!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything posted plus

When there's a kik name or phone number, when the age isn't specific. All the interest boxes are ticked, pics are private with no profile pic. Status is crude. Message just says hello, or message is about being good at massages or sex etc or a copy and paste

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A free glitter vagazzle?

Plus me winking at her and a business card placed in her hand. Alright tweakle....

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Badly written profile with no little or no information. If you can't put some effort into that will you where it matters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers folks, worth the ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cock avatar - I can't talk to a cock. And I aware I'm being hypocritical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers folks, worth the ask "

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?"

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot have read my profile that have posted on here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pulling the quilt over her head when you fart on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

Come on. Big boy pants and tell us lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Any stupid references to snowflakes, Brexshitters, Remoaners etc.

Any bigotry or racism.

A sense of entitlement.

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I would say what turns them off is selfish men who cum and not satisfied her or thinking they have satisfied her.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I would say what turns them off is selfish men who cum and not satisfied her or thinking they have satisfied her."

You can't get that from a profile though.

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By *y gameMan
over a year ago

open wide

Send pic with first message or deleted.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

The words "alpha male" or "dom"

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I would say what turns them off is selfish men who cum and not satisfied her or thinking they have satisfied her.

You can't get that from a profile though. "

I missed that part

It must be im a bull and I need milking

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"The words "alpha male" or "dom" "

What if there name was Dominic.... Dom would be fine in that case surely

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"The words "alpha male" or "dom"

What if there name was Dominic.... Dom would be fine in that case surely"

Of course

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"The words "alpha male" or "dom"

What if there name was Dominic.... Dom would be fine in that case surely

Of course"

To the Gents that are named Dominic you guys are safe.

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Someone who fishes like a trawler ship wanting to catch a fish rather that baiting the hook with what is needed to attract the exact thing he is looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wearing a shirt in tesco

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Oh and countless pics of hands, knees etc is just as bad as 100 dick pics

WTF is that about ?!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

People that back up their preferences by saying shitty things about the people that aren't within that preference

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

People who moan in their profile or statuses about FAB.

If FAB isn’t working so well it’s invariably something you are doing wrong, not other people.

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By *cruffymooWoman
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there. "

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By *cruffymooWoman
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

"The word "discreet"

Oh, so you're cheating or you dont want your friends to know you like to fuck fat, old women.

Seriously, who am I going to tell? "

love it!

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By *cruffymooWoman
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

"Oohhh the men that say they are wealthy in the first message. Congratulations! Now fuck off.

Clearly they think wealthy means entitled "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raunchy

cock next to lynx can controller etc

wife doesnt understand me ...................

far too many cock pics

toilet pics or peeing pics

out of date pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I put my washing on the washing basket instead of in it! Total passion killer.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Too many things to list

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I have private pics of me doing laundry and ironing, cooking & cleaning the bathroom - Ladieeees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have private pics of me doing laundry and ironing, cooking & cleaning the bathroom - Ladieeees!

That’s called choreplay !

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No pics or more pics of his past meets than him.

Cheating on partner

Declaring that they're the best at x y z.

Making no effort in profile and then whinging tht they can't get meets etc.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I have private pics of me doing laundry and ironing, cooking & cleaning the bathroom - Ladieeees!

That’s called choreplay ! "

Pmsl - nicking that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally me

^ This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt loads from this thread..

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

No verifications

Photos of him with others when he's a single male saying he's "destroying a married woman behind her husband's back" yuck that's not swinging

No photos on show, including no main profile

Pretty empty profile

All cock photos with woman sucking or touching it..yawn

I be here all day. Lots of vile things to indicate they just be timewasters and possibly abusers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No verifications

Photos of him with others when he's a single male saying he's "destroying a married woman behind her husband's back" yuck that's not swinging

No photos on show, including no main profile

Pretty empty profile

All cock photos with woman sucking or touching it..yawn

I be here all day. Lots of vile things to indicate they just be timewasters and possibly abusers.

Some guys will have 10 or more dick pics..like why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have private pics of me doing laundry and ironing, cooking & cleaning the bathroom - Ladieeees!

That’s called choreplay !

Pmsl - nicking that!!

Don’t encourage her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No verifications

No pics

Thousand dick pics

Bag of snort

Gangster wannabe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who offer money. If that's what you want, go to the red light district!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I got another one photos like they're creating facebook profile. So just their face (no smile) fully clothed showing no personality, their body or sexual preferences. Just a boring empty profile. Then to make it worse: sends a message "hi, how are you?"...yawn

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Men who offer money. If that's what you want, go to the red light district!"

Yes they send that in messages. Usually they have an empty profile. I put a filter on no photo profiles but it doesn't really work as they have one friends only photo which makes them slip through the net. Block block

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Most men haha

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I got another one photos like they're creating facebook profile. So just their face (no smile) fully clothed showing no personality, their body or sexual preferences. Just a boring empty profile. Then to make it worse: sends a message "hi, how are you?"...yawn

Judging by your status, you only meet hung men, so why not just say that guys with small dicks turn you off? No one has an issue with you having a preference, but own it instead of just shitting on every profile you've come across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it was dick size that was the issue. How do you tell someone it's because they come across as a miserable c*** with a chip on their shoulder and that is the most unattractive thing ever?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Out of interest, what annoys you about women’s profiles?’

Profiles that say don’t do this and don’t like that... comes across as really negative - why not tell us what you do want and like instead x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the above plus finishing every sentence with a LOL or a hee hee. The equivalent of nails down a blackboard

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By *merican WomanWoman
over a year ago

live by the Pool xx

If you post pics of random girls attached to your dick or mention squirting because that's so not going to make me like you.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The off switch surely?

Don't leave them on standby as it drains the batteries.

I can draw a diagram for anyone struggling to find it.

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

We have a switch on our back .when you have finished with us flick the switch and turn us off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negativity.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"If you post pics of random girls attached to your dick or mention squirting because that's so not going to make me like you."

Gold award for the longest profile text I ever read - no contest - smashed it and did make me laugh several Times xx

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I have private pics of me doing laundry and ironing, cooking & cleaning the bathroom - Ladieeees!

That’s called choreplay !

Pmsl - nicking that!!

Don’t encourage her! "

Sorry but she made Me laugh so she’s now in my top 2% of fabbers!!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Men that have no clue about this lifestyle and think I just need a hard banging as my husband is unable to .

Men that tell my husband they want to dominate me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually find if don't charge them often the batteries just die so need to buy a new one, older models just used to need a puncture repair kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"raunchy

cock next to lynx can controller etc

wife doesnt understand me ...................

far too many cock pics

toilet pics or peeing pics

out of date pics

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When they ask questions about what women like ......... as if there exists some formula for all women.......

Oh mate they LUV it when you tickle them behind the ears....... most of them don't.

Oh and people who want to know what women don't like .....

Sneaky innit .... Just be you.

It's a bit Hansely and Gretely.....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Could be many things, name, a zillion pics of cocks from all angles, jizz shots, nothing written about themselves, age range 18-99.

However what turns me off will turn others on.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she goes in for a kiss and you grab her chin bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of interest what turns a woman off when reading someone's profile? Like I said just out of interest, thanks "

Anything that comes across as rude or the people being full of themselves. We much prefer someone who comes across as genuine

F (Mrs)

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I find women get massively turned on when you wave your finger in their face as you tell them to calm down and stop overreacting… and make a hilarious quip About bloody hormones!! Oh and it helps if you’ve just finished explaining something in very simple terms to them too!! #imavailable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find women get massively turned on when you wave your finger in their face as you tell them to calm down and stop overreacting… and make a hilarious quip About bloody hormones!! Oh and it helps if you’ve just finished explaining something in very simple terms to them too!! #imavailable

Ah you’ve absolutely nailed it - that’s exactly what we like

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....me

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Ah you’ve absolutely nailed it - that’s exactly what we like

F (Mrs) "

Its a mystery that I’ve not been snapped up with my progressive thinking xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you’ve absolutely nailed it - that’s exactly what we like

F (Mrs)

Its a mystery that I’ve not been snapped up with my progressive thinking xxxx

And your cleaning skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he says he can

lick for hours

make a woman squirt

Doesn't bite unless asked etc etc..."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he says he can

lick for hours

make a woman squirt

Doesn't bite unless asked etc etc...

Agreed "

Much better if will be honest and admits snores, will probably fall asleep after a few beers, hogs the remote and farts the national anthem

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

Come on. Big boy pants and tell us lol "

I was going to say excessive numbers of explicit sexy photos but I’ve changed my mind.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Nothing but endless cock pics and stating looking for fun ?? as opposed to looking for misery ?? or the classic it's not facebook ( means a adult conversation about anything not involving nether regions is out ??)

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Ah you’ve absolutely nailed it - that’s exactly what we like

F (Mrs)

Its a mystery that I’ve not been snapped up with my progressive thinking xxxx

And your cleaning skills

Not insignificant thankyou for taking notes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that Sydney university bollocks , just makes them look fucking stupid to even believe that it’s necessary

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"All that Sydney university bollocks , just makes them look fucking stupid to even believe that it’s necessary "

I've seen that on a lot of profiles - is there a history or context to that Sydney University stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clit? Is it like a light switch?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"The clit? Is it like a light switch?

You’re getting confused with the urban myth of the g spot - ive rummaged around down there for a while now and found no evidence… i think we’ll find Nessie before we find this ‘g’ spot nonsense!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you’ve absolutely nailed it - that’s exactly what we like

F (Mrs)

Its a mystery that I’ve not been snapped up with my progressive thinking xxxx

And your cleaning skills

Not insignificant thankyou for taking notes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All that Sydney university bollocks , just makes them look fucking stupid to even believe that it’s necessary

I've seen that on a lot of profiles - is there a history or context to that Sydney University stuff?"

Something to do with some research they did about it, and basically to see how ppl would react and ‘ follow the crowd ‘ as it were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of interest what turns a woman off when reading someone's profile? Like I said just out of interest, thanks "

What turns a man off in the same scenario?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Just out of interest what turns a woman off when reading someone's profile? Like I said just out of interest, thanks

What turns a man off in the same scenario?"

Make a thread for that - bet you get some surprises how sensitive we can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

Come on. Big boy pants and tell us lol

I was going to say excessive numbers of explicit sexy photos but I’ve changed my mind. "

Oohhh sorry. Should I remove them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

Come on. Big boy pants and tell us lol

I was going to say excessive numbers of explicit sexy photos but I’ve changed my mind.

Oohhh sorry. Should I remove them??"
no add more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

Come on. Big boy pants and tell us lol

I was going to say excessive numbers of explicit sexy photos but I’ve changed my mind.

Oohhh sorry. Should I remove them??"

Could you wait a while?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs here, on here, for me it's talking to me like a sex object the first time I speak to them. Dirty talk shouldn't be used on first contact, that comes when I get to know someone.

Desperation is very off putting

One liners unless they're very funny

Dick pics. Again save it for when I've asked for them, or put them on your profile and I can look if I want to

In real life, so many other things!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cheers folks, worth the ask

Has it helped?? Im pretty sure we could keep going.

Out of interest, what annoys you about women's profiles?

Bean counter pulls up a chair and waits for men or victims to respond

Come on. Big boy pants and tell us lol

I was going to say excessive numbers of explicit sexy photos but I’ve changed my mind.

Oohhh sorry. Should I remove them??"

Nope. I said I changed my mind. Love your bits. I mean photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of interest what turns a woman off when reading someone's profile? Like I said just out of interest, thanks "

I don't know, but I definitely have it!..

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"People who moan in their profile or statuses about FAB.

If FAB isn’t working so well it’s invariably something you are doing wrong, not other people.

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over a year ago

"People who moan in their profile or statuses about FAB.

If FAB isn’t working so well it’s invariably something you are doing wrong, not other people.

Tell them to give Screwfix a whirl

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By *outhwalesbbwWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend,

No profile filled in

Boasting about length/girth/oral skills/guarantee to give an orgasm.

Crude intro message

Not reading my profile.

Sending,unasked for dickpics

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Well apparently calling them a dick off the cuff over a disagreement over how to drink tequila. I still maintain you snort the salt first, down the shot and squeeze the lime in your eye.

But then in a conversation at a bar I called another woman a dick and she took it as endearing and it helped bond us.

Boy women are so contrary

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

One of my top 5 fantasies

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over a year ago

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By *lueeyes22CoolMan
over a year ago

yalding

"The cock avatar - I can't talk to a cock. And I aware I'm being hypocritical.

Can’t talk to a pussy either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor hygiene would be biggest turn-off

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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Cringey username

No bio or ‘will fill in later’

Poor quality photos / messy background - details matter and we do notice

Poor spelling and grammar

Bold, graphic (and usually false) claims about their sexual skills

I find it weird when someone has their ‘looking for’ age range set to 18-99

Close up pics of their dicks and nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cock avatar - I can't talk to a cock. And I aware I'm being hypocritical.

Can’t talk to a pussy either lol "

I don't have a closeup of mine as an avatar, but we all have the choice of who we want to talk to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you’ve absolutely nailed it - that’s exactly what we like

F (Mrs)

Its a mystery that I’ve not been snapped up with my progressive thinking xxxx

Hahaha, I know! Such a shame - you seem like a total catch as well

F (Mrs)

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Action photos for me

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of interest what turns a woman off when reading someone's profile? Like I said just out of interest, thanks

What turns a man off in the same scenario?"

If I can read : magic trick I swallow your load from my mouth and can get it out from my anus x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there. "

Bet mine has that effect

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?"

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol"

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol"

I wouldn't bother with anyone who doesn't want public photos on show or no avatar photo. No bio, short bio like I'm here to just have fun. Or even really long bios....jeez I could go on but I won't lol I am in agreement with many of the comments here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

Please seek professional help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

But the penis size is the most important thing. You've said it on those threads too. A guy without public photos who proves he's packing at least 9 inches will still get your interest

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

I think you're over exaggerating alittle here. I'm sure plenty of women, like myself accepts less than 8 inches. For example, 7 inches, with great girth and great man attached to it wouldn't bother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

Please seek professional help"

This woman is literally agreeing with me, and you're still having a go at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

But the penis size is the most important thing. You've said it on those threads too. A guy without public photos who proves he's packing at least 9 inches will still get your interest

And its been said on several other threads that there are alot of women who aren't size Queens and orefer under 6 inches.

But you always seem to ignore those comments cause they don't suit your attention seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

Please seek professional help

This woman is literally agreeing with me, and you're still having a go at me

Is she literally agreeing with you?

Or did she say that you're exaggerating?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

But the penis size is the most important thing. You've said it on those threads too. A guy without public photos who proves he's packing at least 9 inches will still get your interest

Nope I had plenty of messages like that and its a no. Penis size isn't everything hence why it wasn't in my initial message. I don't quite understand why you particularly going on about this subject, has many women, including me ignored you because of your size? I don't think I ever spoken to you before but this conversation is quite uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

That's not what you've said on the size queen threads. 9 inches minimum anything less may as well be chopped off right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

But the penis size is the most important thing. You've said it on those threads too. A guy without public photos who proves he's packing at least 9 inches will still get your interest

Babe don't take it personally

He is obsessed with penis size and get enjoyment from derailing threads just to talk about the size of his penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

But the penis size is the most important thing. You've said it on those threads too. A guy without public photos who proves he's packing at least 9 inches will still get your interest

You're totally backtracking now. You called 6 inches tiny in another thread

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

Hey I forgotten to say alot of things!! But yes small willies aren't for me, you are correct Lol

Yep, women always forget it when it's convenient because you don't like to sound mean

Well you heard it here, guys. If you have anything less than 8 inches, women vomit at the sight of you

That's not what you've said on the size queen threads. 9 inches minimum anything less may as well be chopped off right?"

That's definitely not me. You're just ignoring my other comments...tbh I really don't know why I'm even bothering answering these questions... there's always one that likes to be argumentive for no apparent reason. But I stand by my words that it takes more than a penis to attract someone's attention. Red flags like argumentive personality would definitely be a turn off. I definitely don't want that kind of drama.So if he really insists, can I add really arrogant, self-righteous men with nothing on their profile, who expect me to jump into bed by sending a message "I want you. Meet me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has many women, including me ignored you because of your size? I don't think I ever spoken to you before but this conversation is quite uncomfortable."

Yes they absolutely have. I'm 5.5 inches, medically average, and yet I get called everything from "baby dick" to "pointless".

Single guys, never forget that no one gives a shit about you on here. You could take your own life or die in the street. They don't care unless you're hot or have a big dick

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over a year ago

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?"

This is definitely creepy now. Are you actually stalking Size Queens and tracking everything they say in the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes just the profile name can do it.

There are some awful ones out there.

Bet mine has that effect

For most people it would.

I don't like loads of body hair or facial hair.

Action shots with other women

Profile full of close up dick pics. Grim

Don't forget that size is a must for you. You've declared yourself as a size queen in other threads, so why not just say that a small penis is your big turn off?

This is definitely creepy now. Are you actually stalking Size Queens and tracking everything they say in the forums?"

It's beyond creepy

And yet he thinks the size of his dick is the reason people don't want to meet him

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I don't know why men get so hung up about looks and sizes. I spoken to men, who I don't find attractive with loads of verifications. He was polite and friendly and probably very charming. Women and couples probably saw that too. Hence why he got laid. I seen many couple profiles who don't fit the super model mould, with verifications well over 100. It's the whole package, starting with the right attitude and respect for others. Respecting the fact we all have preferences. Even in the animal world, most female species are very particular who they will mate. Giving my body to someone else is sacred, I don't want just anyone.I want someone I'm highly attracted to inside and out. Then the sex is really fun instead of feeling like it's "just a task to get over and done with". I'm signing out now as someone turned this thread into unnecessary hatred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it was an interesting read to say the least

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

What it comes down to is trying to forget this is a swinging site and think of it as the pub. You wouldn't expect every woman in the pub to fancy you or a nightclub for that matter. Therefore you need to set yourself up to attract the people you wish to attract .

I don't think cammo88 gets the banter on here. I found it really difficult when I first joined. So I stay out of it now. (In the main )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golf

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Smelling of BO

Bad breath and bad teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said penis size yet? Anyone? No?

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