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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

First thing you do when you walk into a hotel. Say oh this is nice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s my line

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

To the woman on the Desk:" Honestly love, she's not me secretary! Ha-Ha!"

"What name is my reservation under? Oh, yes, errrr Smith, no JONES! Yes Jones...."

T.B.h they couldn't give a poop.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Locate the fire exits.

Look at the last tested dates on the fire extinguishers.

Memorise and familiarise the layout.

Get to room, read the fire evac plan on the back of the door.

Read the in room services guide.

Give room once over.

Check toilet / fixtures / fittings (Toilet flushes, taps work, aircon works, doors all lock, windows are secure, etc).

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Usually have a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was wondering why none of the lights were turning on and thought I was given a dud room. Went down to reception to ask if they could take a look and when they did, they asked for my key card and inserted it into the slot to make all the lights work. I was mortified

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Check out the view.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Straight in for a bath with a cuppa, love that I'm in a hotel ahhhh feeling

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