FabSwingers.com forum: Ask me anything

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen this on Reddit and I thought why not give it a go on here

as the title goes

Ask me anything and I will be honest lol

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Why are we no closer to developing engines that will enable humanity to travel the stars?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What hand do you wipe your bum with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What hand do you wipe your bum with? "

What do you put in a toaster?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

What are the most amount of fingers you’ve managed to force into your bum whilst masturbating over mens hotpics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are we no closer to developing engines that will enable humanity to travel the stars? "

Ahhh a good one to start off, Personaly I think it will be a good time before that technology is made if the human species decide to stop killing each other in war and concentrate on other things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What hand do you wipe your bum with? "

Normaly my right hand and I fold the toilet paper I don’t scrunch it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?"

Hrmmm interesting one but it would have to be a Giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are the most amount of fingers you’ve managed to force into your bum whilst masturbating over mens hotpics?"

Once I got a whole fist up there, was tight going and had to use 3.5 bottles of lube

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

I think it’s around 17 bits of wood but that depends on factors such as if the woodchuck was hungover, wind speed ect. So many factors in this

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What are the most amount of fingers you’ve managed to force into your bum whilst masturbating over mens hotpics?

Once I got a whole fist up there, was tight going and had to use 3.5 bottles of lube "

Dirty dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are the most amount of fingers you’ve managed to force into your bum whilst masturbating over mens hotpics?

Once I got a whole fist up there, was tight going and had to use 3.5 bottles of lube

Dirty dave

That would be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they brought in a punishment for people who put pineapple on a pizza what do you think it would be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they brought in a punishment for people who put pineapple on a pizza what do you think it would be?"

Ahh the old pineapple on pizza debate. I think it would be death….

By firing squad…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they brought in a punishment for people who put pineapple on a pizza what do you think it would be?

Ahh the old pineapple on pizza debate. I think it would be death….

By firing squad….. "

I haven’t seen you around here before but I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they brought in a punishment for people who put pineapple on a pizza what do you think it would be?

Ahh the old pineapple on pizza debate. I think it would be death….

By firing squad…..

I haven’t seen you around here before but I like you

What can I say I’m a lovable guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I drive at 50mph in the fast lane should I:

A. Be driven off the road into a mangled metal heap

B. Taken to Specsavers

c. Given a certificate for saving the planet

D. Given a slow death

E. Something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

What does the writing on your t-shirt say in your pic dated 24.12.21?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you prefer to wank with your left or right hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I drive at 50mph in the fast lane should I:

A. Be driven off the road into a mangled metal heap

B. Taken to Specsavers

c. Given a certificate for saving the planet

D. Given a slow death

E. Something else

If you do this you deserved to be rammed off the road and fed to the pigs!!!!!! The fast lane is for overtaking only

this is one of my pet peeves lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?"

go to Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for it all to blow over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does the writing on your t-shirt say in your pic dated 24.12.21?"

Honeslty I’ve no idea but when I bought it I just thought “that looks diffrent” probs means “I’m a bellend” when translated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you prefer to wank with your left or right hand? "

Holy fuck wonko just replyed to my thread… you know you have made it on fab when wonko reply’s… normaly my right but some times I spice it up and go for my left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old family feud. Who would win in a fight, Superman or Darth Vader?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nando's or KFC?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An old family feud. Who would win in a fight, Superman or Darth Vader?"

Never watched a Star Wars or superman film but I would personally put my money on Darth Vader

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nando's or KFC?"

Had a Nando’s once… hated it

Love KFCs gravy

KFC for the win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FOLKS I WILL BE HEADING OUT FOR A FEW HOURS SHORTLY IF I GO QUITE I WILL REPLY WHEN IM BACK HOME

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

How do you live with yourself having never watched a Superman or Star Wars movie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you live with yourself having never watched a Superman or Star Wars movie?"

Normaly by breathing, eating, sleeping, staying hydrated and them other things you need to do to stay alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOLKS I WILL BE HEADING OUT FOR A FEW HOURS SHORTLY IF I GO QUITE I WILL REPLY WHEN IM BACK HOME

Davvveeee!! Nooo!

I need to know when it's going to rain.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

At what Orange came first.... the fruit or the colour? And please show your working out please young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars or Star Trek?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FOLKS I WILL BE HEADING OUT FOR A FEW HOURS SHORTLY IF I GO QUITE I WILL REPLY WHEN IM BACK HOME

Davvveeee!! Nooo!

I need to know when it's going to rain.

Depending we’re your from I have no idea… but it rained here today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At what Orange came first.... the fruit or the colour? And please show your working out please young man

My mind is blown thanks…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Nether of them…. Not into Sci-fi films more of a fake taxi man tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If pineapple belongs on pizza then it can go on a pizza bagels right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars or Star Trek?

Nether of them…. Not into Sci-fi films more of a fake taxi man tbh "

I don’t like you anymore

the correct answer is Star Trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it commonplace to encounter a hungover woodchuck, and do they prefer an elderflower tonic water with their Hendrick's or a light Indian?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

What is the solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Does heinous rhyme with penis or anus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it commonplace to encounter a hungover woodchuck, and do they prefer an elderflower tonic water with their Hendrick's or a light Indian?"

Yes I’ve encountered 7 of them today alone

tbh I haven’t asked but I have the feeling they love Long Island Ice teas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?"

Always to give way to the right on a roundabout…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does heinous rhyme with penis or anus? "

Anus 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AND IM BACK, LET THE QUESTIONS RESUME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it pronounced Scone or Scone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it pronounced Scone or Scone? "

Depending on we’re your from ether or… but we all know it’s properly Scone

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Seen this on Reddit and I thought why not give it a go on here

as the title goes

Ask me anything and I will be honest lol "

What is the most expensive underwear you have paid for, for yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen this on Reddit and I thought why not give it a go on here

as the title goes

Ask me anything and I will be honest lol

What is the most expensive underwear you have paid for, for yourself?"

For my self it would be a pair of boxers (bamboo and breathable) £15 a pair I think

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Seen this on Reddit and I thought why not give it a go on here

as the title goes

Ask me anything and I will be honest lol

What is the most expensive underwear you have paid for, for yourself?

For my self it would be a pair of boxers (bamboo and breathable) £15 a pair I think "

Not bad not bad thinking about looking after your little soldiers. A woman likes a man who cares for him self.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen this on Reddit and I thought why not give it a go on here

as the title goes

Ask me anything and I will be honest lol

What is the most expensive underwear you have paid for, for yourself?

For my self it would be a pair of boxers (bamboo and breathable) £15 a pair I think

Not bad not bad thinking about looking after your little soldiers. A woman likes a man who cares for him self."

You always have to look after your self, as if you don’t who will

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