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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am indeed forever greatfull that good looking guys take pity on me and so I get lots of pity shags....thank you for pointing it out to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is going to be interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, you only fuck on looks then cheeky monkey, never heard of personality, that's a far more attractive feature!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Hope your flame retardant suit isn't out of date.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

LMAO

Well said fella. It's nice to see people post what they really think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here we go put words in my mouth! I didnt say pity!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

I think you forgot to mention how all couples onm here are only on here because the man can;t satisfy them and need a handsome young stud to show them how it's done properly...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you are a good looking lad, what are you moaning at... the less attractive will be q'ing round the block for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LMAO

Well said fella. It's nice to see people post what they really think"

About time us blokes grow some balls! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you are a good looking lad, what are you moaning at... the less attractive will be q'ing round the block for you.

"

Eeerrmmmm....I don't think so haha

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"you are a good looking lad, what are you moaning at... the less attractive will be q'ing round the block for you.

"

I doubt if anyone will queue now

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't do pity shags.

But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude.

I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general.

But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them.

Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks.

And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

ha ha!

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

I think you forgot to mention how all couples onm here are only on here because the man can;t satisfy them and need a handsome young stud to show them how it's done properly... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong! "

You reckon?

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong! "

Think you are right, he is very feisty for a Shetland pony

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

yeah but there arent less men so they aint fussy.....which means we can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most the complaints are aimed at the single guys that just send "fancy a fuck" messages instead of trying to actually strike up a conversation with females or couples!! Or they only address the females of a couple and act like the male doesn't exist!!!

But I could be wrong but that's how I see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe guys are desperate so will shag anything offered to them!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

do you offer 'gift aid' on your kind donation to shag the uglies......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met some very nice looking gentlemen. Do you think I should fuck a few fuglies to bring down the average to nearer my level???

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente


"I don't do pity shags.

But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude.

I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general.

But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them.

Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks.

And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat... "
bravissimo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do pity shags.

But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude.

I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general.

But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them.

Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks.

And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat... "

It's not your cat they want to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met some very nice looking gentlemen. Do you think I should fuck a few fuglies to bring down the average to nearer my level??? "

Oops was meant to be a smiley face after fat fingers

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha"

they want to suck your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha"

I hope you've invested in a blow up doll, you might be needing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha

they want to suck your cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or maybe guys are desperate so will shag anything offered to them!"

exactly guys just want sex there and then....... most would shag anything

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha"

yeah but those guys are clever keeping on the down low....still a chance of a shag that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha

I hope you've invested in a blow up doll, you might be needing it lol "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Or maybe guys are desperate so will shag anything offered to them!

exactly guys just want sex there and then....... most would shag anything

"

not in swinging, they mostly have standards and never deviate.. link to another thread.

although, I do agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like the "wee man" isn't getting enough attention

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

dont think may will be joining this 'bedbouncer' any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to the shops to get a very big supply of paper bags, if I hand them out to my men friends, they wont have to look at my old ugly face when giving me one.....simple

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"dont think may will be joining this 'bedbouncer' any time soon "

, see I did remember the EA undies

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

oh i tell u what some single guys should b glad for cpls cos many cpls here hv gorgeous hot wifes should we cpls b fucking the ugly single males for pity?dont think so for m a guy hv to b gorgeous inside too, handsome arrogants hv big byeeee for m this site hv alot nice ppl so plenty options

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

so are you saying that you shag below your normal standard here because there are less women and couples...

wow.......

I haven't looked at your profile... but i really hope that you have not got your verifications showing... because they wouldn't probably be impressed right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha"

That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ha ha ha truth hurts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no... it's too early for popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha"

Seriously mate, you ain't exactly supermodel standards yourself...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm no oil painting and I certainly haven't got the body of a model, but goodness me, I have met some good looking, kind and friendly gentlemen on here.

Surely if I was so ugly, even the zillions of men wouldn't touch me with a barge pole.

I think its something to do with my friendly and wacky personality tho

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

also.....te only threads i see moaning about too many single guys are written by the single guys!!

Rarely see women or couples moaing about it

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong! "

I thought that until I read this post:


"ha ha ha truth hurts!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha

That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then..."

mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It sounds like the "wee man" isn't getting enough attention "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!"

ahhhh the convenience of support through the inbox eh....why are they scared to show their support on here i wonder????

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!"

now, that has never been a problem for me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I hope you've invested in a blow up doll, you might be needing it lol "

I'd buy two if I were him so he has redundancy in case of a puncture.

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

come on bring it on! funny if you look at the photos of the people that have got insulted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!

ahhhh the convenience of support through the inbox eh....why are they scared to show their support on here i wonder????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see that anyone in particular has been insulted, so not sure what to look at lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then...

mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!"

It's not a success till you actually get some pussy.

Are all these good looking girls suspiciously good looking with surprisingly professional pics?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I can't see that anyone in particular has been insulted, so not sure what to look at lol"

i'm not insulted in the slightest....but feel free to look hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think you forgot to mention how all couples onm here are only on here because the man can;t satisfy them and need a handsome young stud to show them how it's done properly... "

Its a more common problem than we originally thought then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't see that anyone in particular has been insulted, so not sure what to look at lol

i'm not insulted in the slightest....but feel free to look hehe"

I already perv'd your profile hun

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

now the time for some help..

I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family.

You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't

dignity at all costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then...

mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!

It's not a success till you actually get some pussy.

Are all these good looking girls suspiciously good looking with surprisingly professional pics? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! "

Ha ha ha ha that's good...... And true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now the time for some help..

I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family.

You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't

dignity at all costs"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most the complaints are aimed at the single guys that just send "fancy a fuck" messages instead of trying to actually strike up a conversation with females or couples!! Or they only address the females of a couple and act like the male doesn't exist!!!

But I could be wrong but that's how I see it "
here here,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


" If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league!

Ha ha ha ha that's good...... And true "

but who is that stat a reflection on?

The single women and couples who get to meet hot guys, or the hot guys who reckon they can pull with ease when they are out yet chose to ome on here and bump uglies with the fuglies???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to the shops to get a very big supply of paper bags, if I hand them out to my men friends, they wont have to look at my old ugly face when giving me one.....simple "

Nothing worse than kissing a paper bag!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now the time for some help..

I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family.

You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't

dignity at all costs"

.

The wise has spoken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to the shops to get a very big supply of paper bags, if I hand them out to my men friends, they wont have to look at my old ugly face when giving me one.....simple

Nothing worse than kissing a paper bag!! "

Then I'll cut a hole in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha

So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha

That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then..."
haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha ha funny how you women seem to think if a single male speaks his mind he must not be getting any sex...... lol

Trust me its the guys that come on here and agree with everything you say that are desperate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes good

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Ha ha ha funny how you women seem to think if a single male speaks his mind he must not be getting any sex...... lol

Trust me its the guys that come on here and agree with everything you say that are desperate.... "

as if!

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

yes people cheekymonkeynew has done a survey on 100% of the people on here since joining 2 weeks ago and the poles are in

drum role please

0.01% think he’s right and single men are doing all the cpls and single women a service by actually letting them meet a single guy

99.99% think its a total load of bollox what has been posted by the opp

watch out for his next pole

Ffs get a grip man

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"yes people cheekymonkeynew has done a survey on 100% of the people on here since joining 2 weeks ago and the poles are in

drum role please

0.01% think he’s right and single men are doing all the cpls and single women a service by actually letting them meet a single guy

99.99% think its a total load of bollox what has been posted by the opp

watch out for his next pole

Ffs get a grip man"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"now the time for some help..

I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family.

You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't

dignity at all costs"

nope... I think that ship has sailed...

I am sure when he realises the "jcb size" hole he has dug for himself with the little green arrow that will always come back to haunt him..... we will see "user no longer on site" and wait 7 days to come up with the new "him"......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes people cheekymonkeynew has done a survey on 100% of the people on here since joining 2 weeks ago and the poles are in

drum role please

0.01% think he’s right and single men are doing all the cpls and single women a service by actually letting them meet a single guy

99.99% think its a total load of bollox what has been posted by the opp

watch out for his next pole

Ffs get a grip man

"

lol thats bullshit! 99% hmmmm something tels me you made that up!

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

ok next pole for cheekymonkeynew is

how much bullshit has come out his mouth in this post please vote

1 for alot

or

2 for not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

And yet your profile states you're respectful?!

Some guys will think I'm ugly...some won't. Tend to spot the fakers a mile off as they insist on saying how beautiful I am before they've even seen a face pic, they get a no thanks from me as I don't want to meet someone who has an 'any holes a goal' mentality. There are a few on here with that mentality, and one or two may have slipped through the net and used me for that purpose, but surely they are the pathetic ones for fucking someone they wouldn't normally meet whereas I have never had to let my 'standards' slip and have sex with anyone I haven't found attractive. I couldn't get aroused by someone I wasn't attracted to both physically and mentally...I've had conversations with some very good looking guys, but haven't arranged to meet them cos they're as dull as dishwater and reliant on their looks to get shags, which I find a bit sad to be honest.

If you're happy to fuck anything with a pulse then good luck, but not everyone on here is...and I think those that are usually end up with disappointing meets.

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

And yet your profile states you're respectful?!

Some guys will think I'm ugly...some won't. Tend to spot the fakers a mile off as they insist on saying how beautiful I am before they've even seen a face pic, they get a no thanks from me as I don't want to meet someone who has an 'any holes a goal' mentality. There are a few on here with that mentality, and one or two may have slipped through the net and used me for that purpose, but surely they are the pathetic ones for fucking someone they wouldn't normally meet whereas I have never had to let my 'standards' slip and have sex with anyone I haven't found attractive. I couldn't get aroused by someone I wasn't attracted to both physically and mentally...I've had conversations with some very good looking guys, but haven't arranged to meet them cos they're as dull as dishwater and reliant on their looks to get shags, which I find a bit sad to be honest.

If you're happy to fuck anything with a pulse then good luck, but not everyone on here is...and I think those that are usually end up with disappointing meets."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’.

Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

And yet your profile states you're respectful?!

Some guys will think I'm ugly...some won't. Tend to spot the fakers a mile off as they insist on saying how beautiful I am before they've even seen a face pic, they get a no thanks from me as I don't want to meet someone who has an 'any holes a goal' mentality. There are a few on here with that mentality, and one or two may have slipped through the net and used me for that purpose, but surely they are the pathetic ones for fucking someone they wouldn't normally meet whereas I have never had to let my 'standards' slip and have sex with anyone I haven't found attractive. I couldn't get aroused by someone I wasn't attracted to both physically and mentally...I've had conversations with some very good looking guys, but haven't arranged to meet them cos they're as dull as dishwater and reliant on their looks to get shags, which I find a bit sad to be honest.

If you're happy to fuck anything with a pulse then good luck, but not everyone on here is...and I think those that are usually end up with disappointing meets."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’.

Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB! "

Well said!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

Well I thought it was funny..... I like your style.

And to be honest you are far from the first person to say it, though usually people are being a lot more serious than you have been.

The interesting thing is the difference in how people bite when it is a single guy saying it as to when it has been a woman or couple saying the same thing in the past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

Well I thought it was funny..... I like your style.

And to be honest you are far from the first person to say it, though usually people are being a lot more serious than you have been.

The interesting thing is the difference in how people bite when it is a single guy saying it as to when it has been a woman or couple saying the same thing in the past."

Thank you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should.

I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with.

He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should.

I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with.

He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it? "

Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone point me in the direction of a site where the bias is the other way round. I wouldn't mind a bulging inbox, and I could afford to be picky....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should.

I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with.

He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it?

Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!!"

I'm in the premier league so have to knock-back many guys who ask for a meet.

Cruel I know but someone has to tell them their good looks and fit young bodies can't always compete with experience and

maturity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would be grateful only the guys i meet arent always that good looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can anyone point me in the direction of a site where the bias is the other way round. I wouldn't mind a bulging inbox, and I could afford to be picky...."

It dont exist mate! This is my point there really lucky just dont relise it! I would love it if some women out my league wanted to come slum it and fuck me! ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking classic! dunno if true, i don't lower my standards just cos on fab, tho there are plenty stunners to chose from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fucking classic! dunno if true, i don't lower my standards just cos on fab, tho there are plenty stunners to chose from"

You know its true!!!! ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking classic! dunno if true, i don't lower my standards just cos on fab, tho there are plenty stunners to chose from"
not if you live near Lands End dude, if they're fit they must be on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

I think good on ya for posting what you think mate and I do agree with you that there are many women on here who get meets that simply wouldnt happen out there in the real world of bars and nightclubs etc

On here it can be as private and discreet as you want it to be and can shag a munter that you wouldnt even be seen daring to chat up in front of your mates.

But while its a true comment it does go against the grain of having to only post warm fuzzy soppy threads praising everything and everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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ahhhh the convenience of support through the inbox eh....why are they scared to show their support on here i wonder????"

I Inbox'd the OP to tell him he gave me a big laugh this sunday afternoon at the expense of all the high horsed people on here.

He is right.

But it is the desperate men fueled by loose testosterone that runs it. Lets be honest here though. A man has the capacity to fuck anything and you shouldn't under estimate it.

The world of online dating/sex and the club/bar scene is a woman's arena and hell, if I were approached by 5 women I could easily have sex with every time I go out I think I'd create an ego that isn't a true reflection.

I was on here before , left and decided to take a more realistic approach when I came back, its pretty fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now the time for some help..

I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family.

You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't

dignity at all costs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should.

I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with.

He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it?

Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!!

I'm in the premier league so have to knock-back many guys who ask for a meet.

Cruel I know but someone has to tell them their good looks and fit young bodies can't always compete with experience and

maturity. "

I'm sorry?

I know sarcasm travels badly over the web but if you were as golden as you say you are then surely you understand that maturity has no boundaries when it comes to age and attitudes.

But I expect that from the premier league, we here in the Champions League are quite a happy bunch.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it really goes without saying people post with their genitalia, usually the fawning and slithering is obvious..... but if that is your thing, go for it.... if not DON"T. Just do your thing

it can't be that bad if people keep coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck?

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

lol I fancy a fuck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should.

I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with.

He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it?

Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!!

I'm in the premier league so have to knock-back many guys who ask for a meet.

Cruel I know but someone has to tell them their good looks and fit young bodies can't always compete with experience and

maturity.

I'm sorry?

I know sarcasm travels badly over the web but if you were as golden as you say you are then surely you understand that maturity has no boundaries when it comes to age and attitudes.

But I expect that from the premier league, we here in the Champions League are quite a happy bunch. "

WhaaaaT?

I'm so delicious if I were chocolate I'd eat myself!

You're right though, sarcasm, like humour travels badly over the internet.

You only have to read all this thread to see proof of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck?"

No thank you good luck in your search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck?

No thank you good luck in your search"

Phew! That's a relief.

Thought we'd actually have to meet someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

Although some of that may be true it is a bit of a tar n brush statement.

Tony

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I got as far as being fucked by Shrek and stopped reading. You mean there are fit, young men on here willing to fuck old, fat, ugly me? Why on earth am I only getting podgy old bald blokes then?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I will applaud you for having the balls to say what you are saying and to the guys/couples who are mailing you 'shame on you'

allowing this guy to say what you would love to say but haven't the guts to say it incase you don't get a shag..... not quite sure who is displaying the worst characteristics, the people you are slagging in your pm's or you.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

as long as everyone is happy with who they are fucking where is the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now "

Don't worry, the sympathy shaggers bring chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as long as everyone is happy with who they are fucking where is the problem?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now

Don't worry, the sympathy shaggers bring chocolate. "

Do they? Right, I'd better set a sympathy and chocolate look at me shag thread going. I only have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs in and really fancy something else.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I will applaud you for having the balls to say what you are saying and to the guys/couples who are mailing you 'shame on you'

allowing this guy to say what you would love to say but haven't the guts to say it incase you don't get a shag..... not quite sure who is displaying the worst characteristics, the people you are slagging in your pm's or you."

I'd say the former... as I'd guess some are no doubt amongst those who post "it's their loss, you are stunning" to some female complaining that a guy didn't act like a performing lap dog and actually had the nerve to meet someone else/not keep in touch/cancel a meet and so on..... when it is clear the woman is keeping closer tabs on her *cough* NSA shag than MI5 could.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I got as far as being fucked by Shrek and stopped reading. You mean there are fit, young men on here willing to fuck old, fat, ugly me? Why on earth am I only getting podgy old bald blokes then?"

You've gotta go fishing.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I will applaud you for having the balls to say what you are saying and to the guys/couples who are mailing you 'shame on you'

allowing this guy to say what you would love to say but haven't the guts to say it incase you don't get a shag..... not quite sure who is displaying the worst characteristics, the people you are slagging in your pm's or you.

I'd say the former... as I'd guess some are no doubt amongst those who post "it's their loss, you are stunning" to some female complaining that a guy didn't act like a performing lap dog and actually had the nerve to meet someone else/not keep in touch/cancel a meet and so on..... when it is clear the woman is keeping closer tabs on her *cough* NSA shag than MI5 could."

fair point...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got as far as being fucked by Shrek and stopped reading. You mean there are fit, young men on here willing to fuck old, fat, ugly me? Why on earth am I only getting podgy old bald blokes then?

You've gotta go fishing."

I tried that once. It was really cold and the early morning start combined with the outfit led me to conclude it's not my sport of sport.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There is of course one way to test the theory:

Uploading new photos always increases the messages women get.... so....

Week 1 - don't upload and count the messages.

Week 2 - do nothing

Week 3 - upload a face pic and count the total messages, subtract week 1 and see the difference.

Week 4 - do nothing

Week 5 - upload photos of tits.... and watch your inbox go mental.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My serious contribution to the OP. I think there is some truth in what you say. There are men on here who will meet women and couples they would not be seen with in the world outside of Fab and NSA sex.

There are women and couples that enjoy meeting men like that.

There are women, men and couples with a heightened sense of their appeal to others.

Looks, confidence, communication and the ability to engage go further. Whether that is for the 'ugly' woman who couldn't pull in the real world or the 'Adonis' that deigns to shag her.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck?

No thank you good luck in your search

Phew! That's a relief.

Thought we'd actually have to meet someone "

Lucky escape there Artful...would you be the sympathy shagger or shaggee do you reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the female (well not sure now, as im butt ugly) of a couple I would like to say thank you to all the single guys who daine to lower thier standards and offer sympathy shags to us lowly couples. I feel honored to welcome you into our home, make you supper, whilst feeling eternally gratefull if we have the all impotant shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is of course one way to test the theory:

Uploading new photos always increases the messages women get.... so....

Week 1 - don't upload and count the messages.

Week 2 - do nothing

Week 3 - upload a face pic and count the total messages, subtract week 1 and see the difference.

Week 4 - do nothing

Week 5 - upload photos of tits.... and watch your inbox go mental."

Week 6 - Upload lots of shoe pics and make men wonder if you want to use the shoes on them

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Serious(ish) reply...agree with Lickety - I've different criteria depending on circumstances - I have some guys/couples I meet regularly, I'm attracted to them both in looks and personality, I don't consider myself in or out of anyone's league, I'm just an average *coff coff* late 30's woman - at parties and clubs in group situations, I can sometimes find myself channelling my inner greedy girl and I may notice someone between my legs who I wouldn't necessarily be attracted to if I saw them in the pub, but if their tongue, hands or cock is doing a good job, I ain't gonna stop them - do I consider myself above their league - nope, if it's a stunning younger bloke - do I consider him above my league, again nope...diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks at the end of the day (Whatchu talkin' bout Willis)...better quit before I ramble on too much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now

Don't worry, the sympathy shaggers bring chocolate. "

Then there are those who bring chocolate and eat it in front of you.

h0 h0 h0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a clown get a grip please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’.

Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB! "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

It's not the first time this has been said and it probably won't be the last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit harsh. However I do agree with some of what he has said. All about supply and demand. However surely guys should have a little more respect for themselves. Surely it ain't all about " stick a bag over her head it's only a fcuk afterall"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people on here do make me laugh!!! as if people dont care what people look like!!! if that wasnt a factor then there would b no need for pictures in the first place!!! people in here r so concerned about bein politically correct and not judging people on appearence......but would "pass by" a profile because of spelling mistakes!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have to disagree, i belive my Mrs is top league, and she fucks a munter everyday so its me who lucky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh and I've also played with some guys I wouldn't look at twice in real world. Thing is it's all about fun here. I'm not planning on waking up every morning to them or marrying them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh and I've also played with some guys I wouldn't look at twice in real world. Thing is it's all about fun here. I'm not planning on waking up every morning to them or marrying them lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just spoken with the OP's mum and she's very upset.

She said she bought him up to be grateful for what he received, be it a love boat or a tug boat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've just spoken with the OP's mum and she's very upset.

She said she bought him up to be grateful for what he received, be it a love boat or a tug boat.

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The Love Boat was enormous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

Not read the thread yet just your OP but out of my or our league, not likely, you keep living in your bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female..

There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks..

So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?"

So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female..

There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks..

So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?"

So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it.. "

we wouldnt and dont answer any mails thats start with do you wanna fuck regardless how good looking either of them are,

so looks dont have a massive part to play but we must find a attraction regardless how nice polite and funny they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female..

There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks..

So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?"

So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it.. "

"everyone is too fussy"

Seriously?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female..

There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks..

So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?"

So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it.. "

some may not see past a 10 incher...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

I, too am really grateful for explaining what is going on here...as now I realise (and appreciate) why I get the occasional message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

Would never go near a man so up his own arse... I have always found the better looking they are the worse they are in bed..... sorry, so no matter how good you look, you are out of my league, because you would bore me to tears... x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

You are funny, thanks for making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

I've never moaned about men mailing me, that there are to many or for anything else for that matter, if i had the room id invite them all to mine for a party

even the ugly ones

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "
good post and v true obv the people wont admit it but i suggested somthing the same the othe day and got slaugterd bt still satnd buy it the attention the womn get on here ahs def gone to alot of there heads!!

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"I think most the complaints are aimed at the single guys that just send "fancy a fuck" messages instead of trying to actually strike up a conversation with females or couples!! Or they only address the females of a couple and act like the male doesn't exist!!!

But I could be wrong but that's how I see it "

Wow your hot...Oh crumbs your not meeting anyone at the minute nooooooooooooooooooo

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I hope the OP feels better for his post, as being on a sex site should be fun.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Aw bless, he'll grow up eventually! Z

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’.

Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the guy has got some points but the bottom line is as too those that moan about guys wankin on cam or gals chattin total shit on cam all night or anything else about the place ,just leave ,no one is forcing anyone to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as people can be beautiful on the inside so too can they be ugly on the inside.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! "

i'm surprised you can find the time to fuck anyone else,your already so far up your own arse.

munch munch.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Everyone on here is entitled to their own opinion!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This thread has done both, amused and bewildered me a bit.

If there are 10 single men chasing one elusive single woman... she gets the pick. I dont know what the stats are but the conclusion would be that, of course, this is to a degree a matter of supply and demand. That does not mean, however, that all people, male and female do not care whom the meet and with whom they play.

In a swing "relationship" or meet or whatever we call it most people are looking for different things than in a "normal" interpersonal relationship. That doe, however, not mean we all look for the same things in a swing relationship.

I personally don't usually go for the so called looker as I find the mind a much more interesting component in the success of a meet.

I go for an intersting man/ couple and if they happen to be good looking, well that could be a bonus. In any case what I find attractive is likely to be different from what other females find attractive.

In all seriousness, the scene is not about "punching above one's height" in my _iew and I find it a little arrogant to suggest that it is. It is about people seeking and meeting like minded people and what they seek individually depends on the specifics of their needs/ likes/ dislikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh "
pmsl, single bed at mommies house

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh pmsl, single bed at mommies house"

Yes, I think so, I'd love to see the op's verifications - I am sure it/they will be from drop dead gorgeous people! Let's see - put your money where your mouth is! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh pmsl, single bed at mommies house

Yes, I think so, I'd love to see the op's verifications - I am sure it/they will be from drop dead gorgeous people! Let's see - put your money where your mouth is! Z"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think what the op said is both true and funny well said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No veries n aint goin to get any now lol, umm pissed on ones own bonfire

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

He poked the hornets nest .....then left......

He is of course winding everyone up.....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"He poked the hornets nest .....then left......

He is of course winding everyone up....."

i don't think he was - little boy who had had too many rejections, Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He poked the hornets nest .....then left......

He is of course winding everyone up.....

i don't think he was - little boy who had had too many rejections, Z"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's incredible is the amount of desperate guys. The cam rooms are great for proving how pathetic the male species is.

Many times I have been in the cam rooms seen guys saying how beautiful a woman is saying there wanking over her come and watch me cum ect. So I then decide to check out the woman there chatting to and there right dogs who them guys would never chat up in a real life situation.

But I guess that is the beauty of a site like this it has the potential for you to meet people who you wouldn't meet in everyday life and have some dirty fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's incredible is the amount of desperate guys. The cam rooms are great for proving how pathetic the male species is.

Many times I have been in the cam rooms seen guys saying how beautiful a woman is saying there wanking over her come and watch me cum ect. So I then decide to check out the woman there chatting to and there right dogs who them guys would never chat up in a real life situation.

But I guess that is the beauty of a site like this it has the potential for you to meet people who you wouldn't meet in everyday life and have some dirty fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers!

If there was less single males they would be more fussy.....

Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!!

"

Tempting offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but you have too much hair any way

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Thinking about this - I have never, ever heard any one moaning about the number of single guys on the site - has any one else? Z

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I will say this.. He has perhaps not put it wisely, but it is true! There are many single women and women in couples on here who wouldn't get a look in if they were standing on a pub or club. Well not until the old beer goggles went on! It has been discussed many times before and as I see it, the single guys only have themselves to blame!

If a woman is offered sex by some really tasty types of guys, no matter if she is perhaps not in their league. She would be silly to turn it down. Guys are their own worst enemy, it seems to me that some think of any shag is better than a wank!

We stopped seeing single guys after some comments, while we were on a meet with them, to the effect that they have shagged some women just because they can and were really quite disparaging about them. We then wondered what they were going to say about the lovely Mrs Rumour!

There is no doubt in my mind that if guys were true to their actual preferences, there would be an exodus of single women from Fab!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I don't do pity shags.

But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude.

I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general.

But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them.

Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks.

And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the interesting things about this thread is that it is clear some men clearly resent that women on here hold the power that they think should be theirs. And that for those men the condemnation is generally of the women for daring to choose good looking men rather than condemning their male counterparts for (allegedly) lowering their standards. Pretty sad really.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously.

If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people.

I’d sooner see this than the sycophants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously.

If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people.

I’d sooner see this than the sycophants.

"

Ha ha pretty much how I read it very tongue in cheek and the only reason it got bites is some felt it hit home. Sometimes I think the sense of humour is lacking here at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously.

If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people.

I’d sooner see this than the sycophants.

Ha ha pretty much how I read it very tongue in cheek and the only reason it got bites is some felt it hit home. Sometimes I think the sense of humour is lacking here at times. "

Just my _iew but having read all his posts here I think he was deadly serious, not being tongue in cheek at all.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Fuck I thought this would have got to 175 quicker, I had forgotten what I wrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck I thought this would have got to 175 quicker, I had forgotten what I wrote"

psst.. 175.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously.

If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people.

I’d sooner see this than the sycophants.

Ha ha pretty much how I read it very tongue in cheek and the only reason it got bites is some felt it hit home. Sometimes I think the sense of humour is lacking here at times.

Just my _iew but having read all his posts here I think he was deadly serious, not being tongue in cheek at all."

Well that doesn't surprise me you are here as a couple but 4 months you will only be getting a feel of how people use a little irony. Add a couple of years on and observing the forums and you may have a more balanced opinion, well deadly serious for a swinging forum is a little out of context don't you think.

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