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My wife has just farted in my presence which I find so strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And to make matters worse I haven’t got a wife

Is this just another extreme heat thread or are Mary mungo and midge really at the bottom of the garden waving at me????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And to make matters worse I haven’t got a wife

Is this just another extreme heat thread or are Mary mungo and midge really at the bottom of the garden waving at me????????"

I reckon Midge is there, dancing, with tears in his eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you haven’t got a wife imagine how strange she finds it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you haven’t got a wife imagine how strange she finds it "

I have and I’m going to talk to her about it next time I see her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you haven’t got a wife imagine how strange she finds it

I have and I’m going to talk to her about it next time I see her "

Just stick odour eaters down her pants. That’s what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you fart in front of my wife!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn.

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's you...you're the wife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you haven’t got a wife imagine how strange she finds it

I have and I’m going to talk to her about it next time I see her

Just stick odour eaters down her pants. That’s what I do."

Whose pants??? Are you saying you know my wife? What’s her name cos I don’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you haven’t got a wife imagine how strange she finds it

I have and I’m going to talk to her about it next time I see her

Just stick odour eaters down her pants. That’s what I do.

Whose pants??? Are you saying you know my wife? What’s her name cos I don’t know "

Geraldine. Lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's you...you're the wife."

My name is Geraldine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And to make matters worse I haven’t got a wife

Is this just another extreme heat thread or are Mary mungo and midge really at the bottom of the garden waving at me????????"

It'll be sooner than you think

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