FabSwingers.com forum: This can't be true!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Not true here. Ya dirty gets

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think the handwashing thing is probably true. The bedding thing is likely. The arse washing probably isn't true in these days of showers when it's quite easy to just direct the spray.

The days of running water and bathrooms in every home are fairly recent. The human race has survived this long, it's not dirty bed linen and unwashed bumholes that will see us off

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I’m totally OCD and clean house over n over each day , hover twice . Put about 5-6 wash loads a week always wash hands and shower washing everything daily!

I sometimes drive wife insane but in reality she never has to clean !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I feel you on this one, I'm very similar although I don't do as much.

I need to step up my game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where and how are these stats found?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if any of that is true I'm leaving fab and never going anywhere near another human being for the rest of my life

Claire

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg can't be true!! My bedding done at least once a week more if have a "guest"

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I think the main one on that list is the hand washing one.

Given up counting how many people walk straight out of a public bathroom and don't even bother washing their hands, so disgusting!

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend

I change the sheets at least once a month, more in the summer.

I wash my hands and scrub my arse.

Not in that order.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Yuck !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ewwwwwwww

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm surprised that people are surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wash your sacks and cracks (or slits and cracks).

There was a thing on the radio a a while back about how many people don't bother to wash their legs in the shower. How much effort can it be?!

Bedding has to be changed weekly. Less than that's grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm calling bs on first two.

Handwashing? Hmm... only if I piss over them..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'"

Maybe it was for family fortune's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Search for rimming in the forums, you can tell who don't was their arse.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I think the handwashing thing is probably true. The bedding thing is likely. The arse washing probably isn't true in these days of showers when it's quite easy to just direct the spray.

The days of running water and bathrooms in every home are fairly recent. The human race has survived this long, it's not dirty bed linen and unwashed bumholes that will see us off

The first case of Unwashedbumholepox has just been detected.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'"

Responses varied from..

"wash? I haven't heard of such a thing"

"I don't think I have an anus, but a mate of mine does apparently"

"I don't know where my anus is but I was behind my ears if that's any use"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd take a guess at changing "most" to "some" when it comes to bedding.

I mean, if ya think about it there will be a portion of society who up until moving out into their own place probably didn't even realise bedding got washed, as their parents will have done it for them whilst they were at school/work. Stripped bed, washed, dried and back on without them having a clue.

I do mine once a week minimum btw.

Handwashing, totally believe that one. Used the toilets at work the other day (customer toilets) 3 cubicles in use (me being one of them) and only one of us washed their hands - me.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Nothing would shock me, as a youngster I was manager of a weekly credit company. I only ever really saw the bad payers, and to sign up the new business. This involved a home visit as this was often the only way you could assess the customer because, more often than not these people didn't have bank accounts. I've been in houses where I've seen filth on the highest level. Now in the property business I go and inspect homes, I've reported cases to the environmental health, and been told, "Oh I've seen worse than this." Personal hygiene is one of the reasons why I don't particularly like club meets because, you don't know what kind of a flee pit they've crawled out of.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'

Maybe it was for family fortune's

Our survey says...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think the handwashing thing is probably true. The bedding thing is likely. The arse washing probably isn't true in these days of showers when it's quite easy to just direct the spray.

The days of running water and bathrooms in every home are fairly recent. The human race has survived this long, it's not dirty bed linen and unwashed bumholes that will see us off

The first case of Unwashedbumholepox has just been detected. "

It was only a matter of time.

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Some DIRTY bastards about

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

How deep into the arsehole do you need to get?!

For the record, I wash mine but just need you to clarify what you mean by "get in there" - as in get in there and wash your ass with soap and hot water, or get your washcloth/finger inside the hole and wash with hot water and soap?

The amount of women not washing hands in public toilets in this day and age is absolutely disgusting!!! Never mind your arseholes - I couldn't care less about your skid marks but - wash your fucking hands after using the bathroom

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In my experience, I’d estimate a good ninety percent of geezers leave the urinal without washing their hands(!)

(I sit in there with a clipboard and everything)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?"

I use a wet wipe, which is basically a disposable flannel...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?"

I use a wetted sock….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can’t believe people ‘wipe’ thier asses after a no2!!!!!!!!

Would you just ‘wipe’ your hand if you hand some sh!t on it???????????

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I heard on the radio that people don't bother washing their feet. And now bumholes too? Grubby buggers.

As for bedding, it's a chore that we put off but still change them every couple of weeks or so, Depending on whether they have been soaked or not

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'"

I use a bog brush on mine

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?

I use a wet wipe, which is basically a disposable flannel..."

And no chance of someone inadvertently using it on their face

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?

I use a wetted sock….

A fine tradition. An archaeologist found that some monks used stones to wipe their bum. How they discovered this I dread to think

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'

I use a bog brush on mine

Just don't stir your tea with it afterwards Ace

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'"

When questioned on the street, "how often do you wash your arse?" Lady Astor replied, "he's perfectly capable of washing himself"

Baddum tshhhh.

Winston

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I still can’t believe people ‘wipe’ thier asses after a no2!!!!!!!!

Would you just ‘wipe’ your hand if you hand some sh!t on it???????????

Probably before washing it I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the hand washing thing is true. I regularly see people in public toilets not washing their hands.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'

When questioned on the street, "how often do you wash your arse?" Lady Astor replied, "he's perfectly capable of washing himself"

Baddum tshhhh.

Winston

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?

I use a wet wipe, which is basically a disposable flannel...

And no chance of someone inadvertently using it on their face "

Kinda why I use wet wipes for most things cleaning wise. Flannels are going to pick up dirt and bacteria regardless of where they are used, a load of which will actually cause you more harm than fecal mater would.

Just makes sense to me yo use a disposable wet wipe instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty your honor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not true I hope , I personally clean bedding once per week , but if it’s warm like it is now twice a week ,

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Most people only change their bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Probably when they're expecting a shag

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By *rC99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Change my bedding every four days. Always wash my hands and wash my arse when shower.

Many of times when in work and in public toilets i've seen men just walk out and then grab all the handles of the doors

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Maybe we can get Stephen Mulhern to do a new game show, going round to random members of public and offering them £100 if they wipe their ass on a wipe and its clean they win the money.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'

I use a bog brush on mine

Just don't stir your tea with it afterwards Ace

You could pour some sugar on me anytime

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Maybe we can get Stephen Mulhern to do a new game show, going round to random members of public and offering them £100 if they wipe their ass on a wipe and its clean they win the money."

I’ll watch that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In my childhood it was common to bathe once a week and if, as was the case in our family there were a lot of children, all share the same bath water. Sunday night, bath, hair wash with Vosene,clean vest, Songs of Praise, bed.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Where and how are these stats found?

they approached people in the street and asked 'do you regularly wash your anus?'

I use a bog brush on mine

Just don't stir your tea with it afterwards Ace

You could pour some sugar on me anytime

Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

When I saw this post . It reminded me of a fact which some people do not realise. There is more bacteria on coins and notes that are in use than on a toilet seat. Yes I change bedding once a week and wash hands etc.

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When I saw this post . It reminded me of a fact which some people do not realise. There is more bacteria on coins and notes that are in use than on a toilet seat. Yes I change bedding once a week and wash hands etc.

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

I wash my hands every time I get home as well as at other times. I also wipe handles of supermarket trolleys and baskets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

I wash my hands every time I get home as well as at other times. I also wipe handles of supermarket trolleys and baskets. "

Same here and I got a key I use to press lift buttons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if any of that is true I'm leaving fab and never going anywhere near another human being for the rest of my life

Claire "

Don't worry 69.76% of stats are made up on the spot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

I wash my hands every time I get home as well as at other times. I also wipe handles of supermarket trolleys and baskets.

Same here and I got a key I use to press lift buttons!"

I'm far more cautious than I was pre-covid but I haven't got one if those key things yet. A friend has, she's been ultra wary all her life, I've never known anyone be ill as often and she's had covid twice. I think it's luck a lot of the time but I'll continue to wipe my shopping when it's delivered

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By *ouAndKisses.Woman
over a year ago

Crewe

I change the bedding weekly and sooner if required!!

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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine all the mites in the beds of the mingers that only change their sheets once every quarter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Search for rimming in the forums, you can tell who don't was their arse. "

Get someone else to do it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

Sanitise rather than wash when at work coz I can't leave the till to go wash my hands, but I religiously sanitise between taking cash or even using the touchscreen till and pouring drinks.

I once had a bag of coins I needed to open and couldn't tear it so used my teeth, ended up with bacterial gastroenteritis. I learned my lesson the hard way.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I once had a bag of coins I needed to open and couldn't tear it so used my teeth, ended up with bacterial gastroenteritis. I learned my lesson the hard way."

wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still can’t believe people ‘wipe’ thier asses after a no2!!!!!!!!

Would you just ‘wipe’ your hand if you hand some sh!t on it???????????

Read an article on this the other day, about why the British don't use bidets. It described us as a nation of dirty arseholes

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

I'll get my supersoaker out.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

"
Just changed my bedding today...also had a shower...roll on October

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The first two stats I'm horrified by. The last one about hand washing doesn't surprise me at all. You've only got to be in a public toilet to see it for yourself.

Cash is dirty! I wash my hands after handling it or if that's not possible, I use hand sanitiser.

Gbat

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

I'll get my supersoaker out.

That's a new name for it

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By *ustintime69Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I shudder at the thought of people using flannels on their bumholes

. Really, do people do that?

I use a wet wipe, which is basically a disposable flannel...

And no chance of someone inadvertently using it on their face

Just makes sense to me yo use a disposable wet wipe instead"

Please tell me you don’t just flush them down the loo though!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

Me.. My mum made me when I was kid. I'm sure touch screens are the same now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedding was twice a week, but now 4 times a week. Shower twice a day scrub arsehole twice a day. Wash hands before and after toilet.

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

I only change my bedding for my santa duvet a week before Christmas.

Don't wash the old one as I struggle to fold it into the washing machine as its a tad stiff.

I only wash my hands in conjunction with bum scrubbing and duvet changing so use the same water.

You can't save the planets precious water and smell too hot, ask swampy to send you an anal swab to test.

Far too much cleanliness, it been proven by top scientists from the University of Facebook that washing only makes us more prone to germs and get sick. Look at a sheep's bum, do they ever contract Covid...case closed.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

It's bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rimming still appealing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rimming still appealing?

Depends who's asking! Mrs or Mr?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"In my childhood it was common to bathe once a week and if, as was the case in our family there were a lot of children, all share the same bath water. Sunday night, bath, hair wash with Vosene,clean vest, Songs of Praise, bed. "

Sounds familiar, in our case it was the tin bath in front of an open fire with the top up water coming from a coal fired Copper in the scullary, Happy days.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I think the main one on that list is the hand washing one.

Given up counting how many people walk straight out of a public bathroom and don't even bother washing their hands, so disgusting!

I agree, the hand washing fact has to be true

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

73.6%of stats are made up ..i suspect this is 1 of them

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Some bored gits once took a bowl of peanuts off a bar just to see and found loadsa of urine plus pubic hair ...and you can washg your hands to much ? plus according to Mrs4 mad scientist friend all these antiseptic sprays/wipes etc etc are rather bad for us ??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

I'll get my supersoaker out.

That's a new name for it"

I thought that's what every woman on fab called it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

And I bet their immune systems are better than yours! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Some bored gits once took a bowl of peanuts off a bar just to see and found loadsa of urine plus pubic hair ..."

I always thought of this when the buffets came out at clubs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ever since I found that article with all the stories of men who thought that washing their bum was gay and even some that thought wiping between the cheeks after a number two was, nothing surprises me anymore

I do get treated like I'm OCD because of things that I would consider basic cleanliness. It surprises me how some think it's over the top that I wash my feet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Some people are really lazy and gross, that's all I'm going to say

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

How deep into the arsehole do you need to get?!

I stick my finger in a tiny bit

. I feel like I need to because buttholes are wrinkley and I want it clean between all the folds! So I do it like my earhole

. Sometimes the soap stings a bit but at least I feel clean

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

How deep into the arsehole do you need to get?!

I stick my finger in a tiny bit

. I feel like I need to because buttholes are wrinkley and I want it clean between all the folds! So I do it like my earhole

. Sometimes the soap stings a bit but at least I feel clean

. "

Gotcha

I do too but then I've been considered somewhat anal by some

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Smartphone screens found to be 3 times dirtier than a toilet seat...

https://news.sky.com/story/smartphone-screens-found-to-be-more-than-three-times-dirtier-than-a-toilet-seat-11474867

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

How deep into the arsehole do you need to get?!

I stick my finger in a tiny bit

. I feel like I need to because buttholes are wrinkley and I want it clean between all the folds! So I do it like my earhole

. Sometimes the soap stings a bit but at least I feel clean

. "

I've installed one of those pub glass cleaning devices in the bathroom.

Stings like mad at first and you have to get a firm grip or you spin around and not the brush.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

How many people wash hands after handling coins or notes ?

I wash my hands every time I get home as well as at other times. I also wipe handles of supermarket trolleys and baskets. "

I will wash my hands at random and always before I eat. It surprises me how many don't like when they spend the day shopping and stop somewhere to eat and don't wash their hands before eating. Especially if it's a burger or sandwich or something you eat with your hands

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

I have to get in the shower too??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So I was talking with a friend who knows that I'm quite ocd when it comes to cleanliness.

During that conversation she mentioned that she heard some "facts" from a podcast and I refuse to believe them.

So here they are-

Most people only change there bedding 3 to 4 times a year.

Most males (applies also to female but in much lower percentile) washing never wash there arsehole. (Get in there and give it a scrub you dirty buggers lol)

2 in 5 people even in todays world still don't wash there hands regularly.

Restore my faith in humanity and tell me this has to be bs right?

How deep into the arsehole do you need to get?!

I stick my finger in a tiny bit

. I feel like I need to because buttholes are wrinkley and I want it clean between all the folds! So I do it like my earhole

. Sometimes the soap stings a bit but at least I feel clean

I've installed one of those pub glass cleaning devices in the bathroom.

Stings like mad at first and you have to get a firm grip or you spin around and not the brush.

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second shower head does the job so you can get stuck in

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

I'll get my supersoaker out.

*euphemism

Winston

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

I have to get in the shower too??

You could do just as well with a watering can in the garden.

or as was thoughtfully provided in a public toilet I used in rural India a tin can and a hose pipe...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

I'll get my supersoaker out.

*euphemism

Winston "

Yep!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Oo Ace. I was going to offer to spray you lightly with iced water last night when you were hot

I'm still hot now

I'll get my supersoaker out.

*euphemism

Winston

Yep!

Boner.........

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

I have to get in the shower too??

You could do just as well with a watering can in the garden.

or as was thoughtfully provided in a public toilet I used in rural India a tin can and a hose pipe..."

A tin can? Like a baked bean tin?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

I have to get in the shower too??

You could do just as well with a watering can in the garden.

or as was thoughtfully provided in a public toilet I used in rural India a tin can and a hose pipe...

A tin can? Like a baked bean tin?"

Yes. They had removed the label though so I don't know what the previous contents were.

Until you have used a hole in the mud with a footprint either side and no closing door you haven't lived

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

None of these are true for us. I can certainly imagine the statistics you gave, especially about bedding. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in India for a short while and they were quite ritualistic about cleaning before a meal. Everyone would head to the washrooms and meticulously wash themselves whilst the westerners sat down and vilified any waiter daring to offer them ice in their drink!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

I have to get in the shower too??

You could do just as well with a watering can in the garden.

or as was thoughtfully provided in a public toilet I used in rural India a tin can and a hose pipe...

A tin can? Like a baked bean tin?

Yes. They had removed the label though so I don't know what the previous contents were.

Until you have used a hole in the mud with a footprint either side and no closing door you haven't lived

Like france?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We are supposed to wash our butt holes?

Just give the outside a bit of a spritz in the shower, you'll be fine.

I have to get in the shower too??

You could do just as well with a watering can in the garden.

or as was thoughtfully provided in a public toilet I used in rural India a tin can and a hose pipe...

A tin can? Like a baked bean tin?

Yes. They had removed the label though so I don't know what the previous contents were.

Until you have used a hole in the mud with a footprint either side and no closing door you haven't lived

Like france? "

Not even close.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Change my bedding every Monday

Wash my hands regular over the day

Wash my asshole / cock / balls every time I have a piss as well and before going to sleep

Also wash behind my ears twice a day amazing that majority of people never scrub behind their ear stem

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