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"Not sure if this beats it but it certainly matches it. I met a 'single' guy in a hotel one evening and had an ok quickie ( I was late and he was pushed for time) and then I went home to bed. I was woken an hour later by said guy asking if he could stay the night at mine coz his wife had locked him out when he got home smelling of perfume " That gave me a giggle, the lengths some people will go to. | |||
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"Cheeky git, did you tell him where to get off " Isn't that what he'd tell the taxi driver | |||
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"Cheeky git, did you tell him where to get off Isn't that what he'd tell the taxi driver " Hahaha, | |||
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"Not sure if this beats it but it certainly matches it. I met a 'single' guy in a hotel one evening and had an ok quickie ( I was late and he was pushed for time) and then I went home to bed. I was woken an hour later by said guy asking if he could stay the night at mine coz his wife had locked him out when he got home smelling of perfume " lol funny | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!!" Pay for all that.... Fancy a meet | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!!" God I hope he understands sarcasam | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!!" Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!! Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee " Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses...... | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!! Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses......" Well then thats a big NO then...off to find someone with a memory foam mattress....can i still have the champagne tho? | |||
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"Cheeky git, did you tell him where to get off " I think the taxi driver would have known where to go. | |||
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"one cheeky fucker just asked me if he could meet me at mine and would i pay £25 for a return taxi for him !!!! can anyone any beat that for cheek " Was the full taxi fare £50 ? I see nothing wrong in someone saying, I cannot make it as I don't have the taxi money. If you can pay the taxi I can come. It gives people the option to say yes or no. Sadly most people prize their money above everything else. ( me too btw - I wouldn't pay for a strangers taxi ) Really , I think a lot of people pay for hotels to get their fun and don't ask for half of the room cost. | |||
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"one cheeky fucker just asked me if he could meet me at mine and would i pay £25 for a return taxi for him !!!! can anyone any beat that for cheek Was the full taxi fare £50 ? I see nothing wrong in someone saying, I cannot make it as I don't have the taxi money. If you can pay the taxi I can come. It gives people the option to say yes or no. Sadly most people prize their money above everything else. ( me too btw - I wouldn't pay for a strangers taxi ) Really , I think a lot of people pay for hotels to get their fun and don't ask for half of the room cost. " I can understand going dutch on a mutally convenient playroom as it shows committment from both parties but to ask your host to pay your travel costs is a bit much. If someone doesn't have the means to pay for his/her own swinging lifestyle then they should gracefully bow out. | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!! Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses...... Well then thats a big NO then...off to find someone with a memory foam mattress....can i still have the champagne tho? " But of course.... I will have my gentleman's gentleman deliver a chilled Bollinger 69 post haste.... | |||
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"i replied well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out of course ill pay for the taxi !!! Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses...... Well then thats a big NO then...off to find someone with a memory foam mattress....can i still have the champagne tho? But of course.... I will have my gentleman's gentleman deliver a chilled Bollinger 69 post haste.... " Ohhhhh mmmmm i do like your gentlemans gentleman..may i keep him too...one never knows if one finds it difficult to pop the cork alone | |||
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"one cheeky fucker just asked me if he could meet me at mine and would i pay £25 for a return taxi for him !!!! can anyone any beat that for cheek Was the full taxi fare £50 ? I see nothing wrong in someone saying, I cannot make it as I don't have the taxi money. If you can pay the taxi I can come. It gives people the option to say yes or no. Sadly most people prize their money above everything else. ( me too btw - I wouldn't pay for a strangers taxi ) Really , I think a lot of people pay for hotels to get their fun and don't ask for half of the room cost. I can understand going dutch on a mutally convenient playroom as it shows committment from both parties but to ask your host to pay your travel costs is a bit much. If someone doesn't have the means to pay for his/her own swinging lifestyle then they should gracefully bow out." Why ? | |||
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". And I am not prepared to be someone's sugar mummy and pay for everything to have a bit of fun. Desperate I am not! " i am the same | |||
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