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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Is an account on Twitter anti plastic lawn. I’ve struggled with the popularity of these in recent years. Understand in a few cases.

But at least I know my turf lawn won’t reach the sweltering sticky heat of your average sterile plastic back yard over the next few days..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Apparently, your dogs can't exercise on them when it's hot, because the plastic gets too hot.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Apparently, your dogs can't exercise on them when it's hot, because the plastic gets too hot.

"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

The thread title... brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

"

I’ll let you know later.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Does this mean the start of the football season is going to be delayed? Most pitches are hybrid these days, so will be melting in this heat

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

I’ll let you know later."

This

We have a small back garden that used to be turfed. The dogs trashed it. So we decked some of it, paved some of it and put a patch of fake grass down.

It's never frozen, melted or caused any problems. Yes it gets hot in direct sunlight. Just like the grass used to, the concrete slabs do and the decking does......

A

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

I’ll let you know later.

This

We have a small back garden that used to be turfed. The dogs trashed it. So we decked some of it, paved some of it and put a patch of fake grass down.

It's never frozen, melted or caused any problems. Yes it gets hot in direct sunlight. Just like the grass used to, the concrete slabs do and the decking does......

A"

Grass absorbs heat better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Grass is pretty resilient in hot weather it might burn but it goes dormant basically drench it with wate.compared to USA our heat is nothing try hitting 90 degree's and above

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

And real grass is a haven for wildlife, plastic isn't

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

As more councils start charging for green bins, then more lawns will be getting ripped up and swapped for plastic

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

I’ll let you know later.

This

We have a small back garden that used to be turfed. The dogs trashed it. So we decked some of it, paved some of it and put a patch of fake grass down.

It's never frozen, melted or caused any problems. Yes it gets hot in direct sunlight. Just like the grass used to, the concrete slabs do and the decking does......

A

Grass absorbs heat better"

It does indeed.

But bare mud doesn't. If you have a lush, green lawn then of course that is preferable.

But if you have less grass than bare soil, then that soil will bake, go rick hard....and become fucking hot to stand on.

I don't agree with ripping up turf for no reason but artifical grass has its uses, especially in small gardens and urban areas.

We live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere surrounded by fields and countryside. I don't think a 2x2m patch of AstroTurf is going to upset the local ecosystem that much.

A

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

I’ll let you know later.

This

We have a small back garden that used to be turfed. The dogs trashed it. So we decked some of it, paved some of it and put a patch of fake grass down.

It's never frozen, melted or caused any problems. Yes it gets hot in direct sunlight. Just like the grass used to, the concrete slabs do and the decking does......

A

Grass absorbs heat better

It does indeed.

But bare mud doesn't. If you have a lush, green lawn then of course that is preferable.

But if you have less grass than bare soil, then that soil will bake, go rick hard....and become fucking hot to stand on.

I don't agree with ripping up turf for no reason but artifical grass has its uses, especially in small gardens and urban areas.

We live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere surrounded by fields and countryside. I don't think a 2x2m patch of AstroTurf is going to upset the local ecosystem that much.

A"

Your choice but I’m not for buying too much plastic. My garden is all natural and cool. No dogs or cats either.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Will they melt into a gooey green mess?

I’ll let you know later.

This

We have a small back garden that used to be turfed. The dogs trashed it. So we decked some of it, paved some of it and put a patch of fake grass down.

It's never frozen, melted or caused any problems. Yes it gets hot in direct sunlight. Just like the grass used to, the concrete slabs do and the decking does......

A

Grass absorbs heat better

It does indeed.

But bare mud doesn't. If you have a lush, green lawn then of course that is preferable.

But if you have less grass than bare soil, then that soil will bake, go rick hard....and become fucking hot to stand on.

I don't agree with ripping up turf for no reason but artifical grass has its uses, especially in small gardens and urban areas.

We live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere surrounded by fields and countryside. I don't think a 2x2m patch of AstroTurf is going to upset the local ecosystem that much.

A"

Interestingly inside a mud hut is cool but not inside a Lego house

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Apparently, your dogs can't exercise on them when it's hot, because the plastic gets too hot.

Correct"

Wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I’m happy to report than my plastic shitlawn hasn’t melted. It’s as luscious as it was this morning.

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