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Big herself up - bogus advice thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah life's a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice? "

Make sure you don't wear a coat. We men like a good perv lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing ice cubes on them helps

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice? "

Never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice?

Never eat yellow snow"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C'mon all join in. Big yourself up n get some bogus advice .........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm afflicted with bone idlitis. Any advice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My eyelashes are so long - tiger is always complaining that they tickle him.

Advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm afflicted with bone idlitis. Any advice?"

Put yer hand on the knob n herring to gear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "

Could ya not curl it round and purrs knot in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "

Use it to hitch a lift while your travelling round the world? oh, not set off yet,?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I feel like shit, have no energy, nausea 24/7, have three hospital appointments next week....but i have nice shoes.....thats good innit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like shit, have no energy, nausea 24/7, have three hospital appointments next week....but i have nice shoes.....thats good innit? "

There's no shoes like snow shoes .....

Innuit

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice?

Never eat yellow snow

Why? "

It's the only piece of advice I know that is of any use

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My eyelashes are so long - tiger is always complaining that they tickle him.

Advice?"

Inject him with botox.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "
cut the fucker off, then you will have a nice scarfcock to keep you warm...

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "

Try using the tape and string to harness your unfeasibly large cock instead of manufacturing anal beads a la Blue Peter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "

That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.

My pants are too small

"why?"

It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!

He was only 8 bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..

That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.

My pants are too small

"why?"

It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!

He was only 8 bless him

"

8 is a good size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..

That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.

My pants are too small

"why?"

It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!

He was only 8 bless him

8 is a good size "

8 years old, naughty mind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..

That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.

My pants are too small

"why?"

It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!

He was only 8 bless him

8 is a good size

8 years old, naughty mind! "

All 8 yr old are naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!!!

CUT IT OFF!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" !!!

CUT IT OFF!!

"
ok then, hold still.......*been watching far too much Dexter*

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I think my world is ending as I have been on fab for a year and havent got my dick wet. Please help or I will post this in another 6 or 7 threads to see if I can get a symathy fuck. If not, some fem has offered to use a rusty spoon on my bits

Oh shit, just realised my profile is a single fem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my world is ending as I have been on fab for a year and havent got my dick wet. Please help or I will post this in another 6 or 7 threads to see if I can get a symathy fuck. If not, some fem has offered to use a rusty spoon on my bits

Oh shit, just realised my profile is a single fem "

A dry dick with 6 or 7 threads - think yerl need that rusty spoon to prize the condom off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah life's a bitch."

Then you marry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice?

Never eat yellow snow

Why? "

coz that's where the huskies go.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.

Advice? "

Dont wear clothes.....(im making the assumption thin is mrs ) ,

Or

If its mr,.. . wear a wooly jumper...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I am so ravishingly beautiful that men keep falling at my feet. I am in danger of falling over. Can I sue ?

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By *omnlynneCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

call injury lawyers 4 u granny....where theres balme ....theres a claim!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Am I to blame for being so fooking gorgeous tho ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I to blame for being so fooking gorgeous tho ?"

Could be - best take out some pubic liability insurance.

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