FabSwingers.com forum: In order what are the first three things you do in the morning

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Afternoon all

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

Hit snooze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the alarm to fuck off.

Have a slug from my water bottle.

Stumble to the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss

Coffee

Shower

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Work mornings stumble out of bed at 2 45 tell alexa to shut the fuck up let the dogs out in garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work mornings stumble out of bed at 2 45 tell alexa to shut the fuck up let the dogs out in garden x"

Made me chuckle

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Wake up.

Have a shit.

Get out of bed.......

Winston

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Work mornings stumble out of bed at 2 45 tell alexa to shut the fuck up let the dogs out in garden x"

Your Alexia is smarter than mine!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Switch phone on, open curtains, toilet visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush

Loo+Shit

Gym/shower depending on whether I am going to gym that day

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Fight the cats off me

Have a wee

Feed the cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up.

Get out of bed

Drag the comb across my head.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Put on my glasses, brush my hair, wander to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic that my alarm didn't go off and I'll be late for work.

Remember that I'm retired.

Go back to sleep.

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel

kiss the hubby good morning

get out of bed

have a pee

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Open my eyes

Turn off my alarm

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Open eyes, hit snooze, close eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up

Coffee

Vape

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Kiss dog

Boil kettle

Put fresh water in the bird bath.

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Pee

Wash face

Brush teeth

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Power walk to the bathroom for a wee

Go downstairs, pop the kettle on

Let the dogs out

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Browse phone for about 5 mins

Get changed

Pee

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Stroke hubbies cock hard

Then suck and bite it

Lastly oil it up wank or ride it

Unless I’m busting for loo then everything else has to wait!

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Piss

Make a cup of tea

Feed the birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the cats

Make tea

Brush my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wee

Feed cat

Have coffee

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Have a wank

Shower

Breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn to her, snuggle, then grab her boob. The order sometimes changes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

Turn over and either cuddle my husband or make love.

Coffee

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Well, I tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen,

Pour myself a cup of ambition,

Yawn and stretch and try to come to life.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

COFFEEEEEEEEEEE

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By *atsdatkdesiresWoman
over a year ago

gosport

Coffee

Hubby fuck

Check fab

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Av a wee

Wash face brush teeth

Get dressed x

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By *atsdatkdesiresWoman
over a year ago

gosport

Coffee

Hubby fuck

Check fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drink water.

use the bathroom.

brush my teeth.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Open eyes

See the time

Close eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up.

Enjoy the space of having the bed to myself

Go back to sleep

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