FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

I'm ashamed to admit.....

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...I lifted a box and screamed like a girl in Friday the 13th confronting Jason when a spider came charging at me from under it.

No, I didn't kill it. I watched in terror as it went scurrying off down the hallway and disappeared.

Will it come back to haunt me?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not to haunt you but it will come back to take you to feed its babies. It obviously sized you up and is just waiting for you to eat your next meal....

NBVN x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it won't haunt you but it will wait until you're asleep then rub it's willy on your face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No not to haunt you but it will come back to take you to feed its babies. It obviously sized you up and is just waiting for you to eat your next meal....

NBVN x"

So...I was right to scream like a Friday the 13th girl then.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No it won't haunt you but it will wait until you're asleep then rub it's willy on your face "

What? But I'm not Fab straight.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Isn't it mating season soon? It'll come out then.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it mating season soon? It'll come out then."

Wait...what?! You mean there could be more than one in the house?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yeah but they're not interested in you, if that helps. Personally, I kill everything that crosses my path.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah but they're not interested in you, if that helps. Personally, I kill everything that crosses my path."

...but...but...you haven't seen the size of it. Its body is at least as big as a 20p coin, albeit, I can't exactly remember how big that coin is. I mean, who still carries cash.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x"

I know how they feel. How far are you from London?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

I know how they feel. How far are you from London? "

To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

I know how they feel. How far are you from London?

To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x"

Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

I know how they feel. How far are you from London?

To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x

Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home. "

Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of bitches! X

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

If you wake up sore in the morning without really knowing why.....I think you'll now know where to point the finger

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

I know how they feel. How far are you from London?

To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x

Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.

Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of witches! X"

Oh, how quickly these witches forget what it feels like to be burnt, eh?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wake up sore in the morning without really knowing why.....I think you'll now know where to point the finger "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"If you wake up sore in the morning without really knowing why.....I think you'll now know where to point the finger

"

Tuck the covers in tonight

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

There's a statistic out there that suggests we unintentionally eat a few spiders a year in our sleep.

So if you wake up feeling full..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not to haunt you but it will come back to take you to feed its babies. It obviously sized you up and is just waiting for you to eat your next meal....

NBVN x

So...I was right to scream like a Friday the 13th girl then. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wake up sore in the morning without really knowing why.....I think you'll now know where to point the finger

Tuck the covers in tonight "

How do I breathe under the covers?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a statistic out there that suggests we unintentionally eat a few spiders a year in our sleep.

So if you wake up feeling full.. "

I'm eating a salad now and I think.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

I feel that's what the spider is doing at the moment too.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Cleanse it with flame brother. I advise the heavy flamer to be sure.

Remember suffer not the xenos to live

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cleanse it with flame brother. I advise the heavy flamer to be sure.

Remember suffer not the xenos to live "

I am a Mutant. I cannot extinguish him lest I do the same to myself. Cursed Xenos.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"Cleanse it with flame brother. I advise the heavy flamer to be sure.

Remember suffer not the xenos to live "

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cleanse it with flame brother. I advise the heavy flamer to be sure.

Remember suffer not the xenos to live

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Now, that's thinking big!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a paving brush with an extremely long handle works wonders…sorry I kill them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

I know how they feel. How far are you from London?

To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x

Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.

Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of bitches! X"

That's almost like killing them ... they are called house spiders for a reason so they don't enjoy trying to survive outside!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find a paving brush with an extremely long handle works wonders…sorry I kill them "

I've tried that before. I find they manage to hide in the brush somehow and go shooting off when I shake them out of it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x

I know how they feel. How far are you from London?

To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x

Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.

Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of bitches! X

That's almost like killing them ... they are called house spiders for a reason so they don't enjoy trying to survive outside!!! "

What if I leave a box outside with some Jaffa Cakes as a homely gift to entice it to stay in the 'outside' home?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top