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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

Big or small vagina?

Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baggy Fannies

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Baggy Fannies

Bat caves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baggy Fannies

Bat caves "

Like opening the window and fucking the night

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny

If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud to not have a gaping one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza"

Well fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza

Well fix it

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with what should i fix it dear liza

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny

If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock "

If you can’t fit your head inside to blow said raspberry, its too small. You should be able to wear them like a glove puppet and act out a Rod Hu and Emu tribute act

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A big one

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny

If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock

If you can’t fit your head inside to blow said raspberry, its too small. You should be able to wear them like a glove puppet and act out a Rod Hu and Emu tribute act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny

If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock

If you can’t fit your head inside to blow said raspberry, its too small. You should be able to wear them like a glove puppet and act out a Rod Hu and Emu tribute act

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i have a fluffy sweep puppet for a similar idea let the ears tickle em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza

Well fix it

with what should i fix it dear liza "

With straw dear Henry

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Proud to not have a gaping one

No sitting on traffic cones for you then

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I love a big gapping pussy even but if it's stuffed full with a huge dildo. Such a turn on

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza"

Shove some sand in it

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I love a big gapping pussy even but if it's stuffed full with a huge dildo. Such a turn on

Opposite effect on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know what mine is, do you wanna try it for size then you can let everyone know. Its tidy in place if that helps

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I dont know what mine is, do you wanna try it for size then you can let everyone know. Its tidy in place if that helps "

Can it take a lynx can like it's a pencil? This is the best way to tell but make sure it's Africa or it won't be accurate

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza

Well fix it

with what should i fix it dear liza "

Stick a cock in it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mine is short and narrow.

I'm not sure what angle it curves at now as I've developed a slight prolapse from a hysterectomy; childbirth; old age and fatness.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza

Well fix it

with what should i fix it dear liza

With straw dear Henry "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Small. I wish it was bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but i do have a hole in my bucket dear liza

Well fix it

with what should i fix it dear liza

Stick a cock in it"
this isnt fake popcorn pornos

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Mine is short and narrow.

I'm not sure what angle it curves at now as I've developed a slight prolapse from a hysterectomy; childbirth; old age and fatness.

You need a banana to find out I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it need stretching be happy to help

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world

That's a image, 2 kids being born at the same time

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Small. I wish it was bigger

It's better than it being too big

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world

That's a image, 2 kids being born at the same time

One had a really big head too

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world

That's a image, 2 kids being born at the same time

One had a really big head too

I watched mine being born, it's something you don't forget

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

Don wants to ruin you with his big dong Lacey, what a offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short and very wide like a tuna can.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.

Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Short and very wide like a tuna can.

A open one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short and very wide like a tuna can.

Does Chester draw a chest of drawers as Chester draws ever closer?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Not sure. Anyone got a handy measuring device?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.

Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging "

We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Baggy Fannies

Baggy fannies (de de de de)

Or did I hear Suggs incorrectly at the IOW Festival?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Short and very wide like a tuna can.

Just make sure you don’t have workmen under your desk or you may find yourself a minor fab celebrity

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Not sure. Anyone got a handy measuring device?

I volunteer as tribute

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

A long one, amusing for the smear test nurse

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"A long one, amusing for the smear test nurse

Does she need an extension pole for the dodad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not the size, but what they do with it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A long one, amusing for the smear test nurse

I have issues with smears for a different reason. "I can't find your cervix" is a pretty standard smear for me.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"It’s not the size, but who they do it with

FTFY

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"A long one, amusing for the smear test nurse

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same! Had to have a colposcopy the other week and they needed to wheel out the rocket launcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else just like the word vagina

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.

Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging

We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris

Expanding foam

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Short and very wide like a tuna can.

Just make sure you don’t have workmen under your desk or you may find yourself a minor fab celebrity

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"It’s not the size, but what they do with it

Is that why you keep the can of cream woody?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.

Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging

We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris

Expanding foam "

You've got the job as Measurements Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small and tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is more like a neat welcoming slit and is a deep cavernous cavity within. Miners lamps provided at the entrance

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nice new set of digital calipers, if anyone needs measuring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine suits my needs perfectly

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.

Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging

We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris

Expanding foam

You've got the job as Measurements Man

I have enough holes to fill already

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Mine is more like a neat welcoming slit and is a deep cavernous cavity within. Miners lamps provided at the entrance

NBVN x"

Not fire torches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is more like a neat welcoming slit and is a deep cavernous cavity within. Miners lamps provided at the entrance

NBVN x

Not fire torches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny

If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small. I wish it was bigger

Im sure if we get a party going we can help

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Small. I wish it was bigger

To fit the balls in as well?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s probably not small but on the upside no one’s ever fell in

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Big or small vagina?

Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease

I am looking forward to finding out / choosing.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Baggy Fannies

I can see Suggs and his mates singing that aloud and out of tune from pub to pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big or small vagina?

Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease

Not sure to be honest. How do we gauge it?

I don't like big cocks so does that mean I'd be classed as small?

Whatever it is it's either hungry or happily satisfied

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Big or small vagina?

Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease

Not sure to be honest. How do we gauge it?

I don't like big cocks so does that mean I'd be classed as small?

Whatever it is it's either hungry or happily satisfied

I guess you can only gauge on what you can handle without it being painful, I'm no vagina specialist unfortunately

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s like a wizards sleeve

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