Rescue the princess, prince, ...person

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm Olaf King of the Saxons and my desireable successor I have imprisoned in the high tower inside my castle.

On top of a high rock and surrounded by tall walls manned by 10 of my ferocious Teutonic guard, the tower can only be entered from across a fire filled moat by drawbidge also guarded by a huge firebreathing dragon.

How would you prepare to rescue your beloved armed only with a B&Q gift voucher for £100?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly buy a wheelbarrow then get a load of Mars bars from the vending machine and bribe the guards. Use the wheel barrow firstly to carry the choc then sling the princess in it for a quick getaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d buy 10 bicycle locks and use them on 10 bicycles. I’d tell the cyclists they get their bike back if they get him out of the tower. Assuming one or two make it back I’ll then take the other bike locks back for a refund.

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