FabSwingers.com forum: Vicar caught performing sex act on hoover

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

John Jeffs was naked apart from a pair of stockings when he was caught in the act by a churchgoer who was attending a talk about Asperger's syndrome at The Baptist Centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire.

Jeffs was found guilty of indecent exposure after a trial at Northampton Magistrates' Court on Wednesday (13.07.22). The church leader was fined and placed on the sex offenders register.

The court heard how Jeffs - a retired vicar - noticed the member of the public but decided to continue his romp with the vacuum cleaner because he felt "naughty".

It was revealed that the witness saw him "standing between two dark chairs, thrusting into a Henry hoover".

The defence solicitor claimed that Jeffs was coming to terms with the loss of his wife and had been in "a lot of pain" as he had been ignoring his health but the case went against him.

The magistrate said: "Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea."

Heavens Above....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson with death

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Vacuum cleaners must sleep better at night now..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Good job it wasn't a shark he had his dangle bits in..

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By *r and Mrs Fab VicarMan
over a year ago

Stanstead and Norfolk

Before anybody asks.....

T'was not The Fab Vicar.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before anybody asks.....

T'was not The Fab Vicar.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it the Fab Vicar OP?

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By *r and Mrs Fab VicarMan
over a year ago

Stanstead and Norfolk

"Was it the Fab Vicar OP?

Oh for you to ask such a question upsets me....sniff....

Besides, I prefer Hetty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it the Fab Vicar OP?

Oh for you to ask such a question upsets me....sniff....

Besides, I prefer Hetty....

It was actually a Henry… genuinely

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Well.... that sucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for men, women, TV/TS, Horny Henry’s.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

" Dyson with death "

You win the internet with that one

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Not all of Nature abhors a vacuum.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

At least a Henry is a wet n dry vac

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

That sucks!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's the way the eyes look at you

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