FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Dad joke's

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why don't you see elephants hiding in tree's?

Because they are good at it.

-

Why do elephant's paint their balls red?

So they can hide in cherry tree's

-

What's the loudest noise in the jungle

Giraffes eating cherries

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle

An elephants foreskin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

How do you know you have an elephant in your fridge?

.

.

.

.

.

There are footprints in the butter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

son: Hey dad, I'm...gay..

Dad: HI GAY! I'M DAD.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

.

.

.

.

.

.

Gummy bear

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

What do you call a septic cat?

Pus.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor one minute I think I’m a wigwam and then the next I think I’m a teepee

He said don’t worry your just a bit tents

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

.

.

.

.

.

.

Bob

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

...

...

...

...

Doug!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

...

...

...

...

Cliff!

I'll get me coat!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you need to circumcise a whale???

Four skin divers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call 2 fat penguins?

A good ice breaker

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ornypair300Couple
over a year ago

scottish borders

Ever had sex while camping ?

It’s fucking in tents

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man playing the piano with no arms or legs?

Clever dick

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the elephant cross the road ???

Chickens day off..

How does a penguin build his house???

Igloos it together...

Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other,,do you know how to drive this thing...

I'll say no more

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a female clown? A clunt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“A big, burly dude walks into a bar...

He walks right up to the middle of the bar and orders a shot of the cheapest whiskey they have. He grabs the shot glass, and before he drinks it, he looks to the people on his right and says, "You're all a bunch of cock suckers!" They all sit there stunned. He orders another shot, and before he drinks it, he looks to the left, and says, "You're all a bunch of mother fuckers." But before he can get the glass to his lips, he notices a little guy on his left is walking towards him. He puts the glass down and asks, "You gotta problem with that?" The little guys says, "Um, no sir, I'm just on the wrong side."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked!

Two parrots on a perch. One says "can you smell fish?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I don't tell Dad jokes anymore.

He doesn't get them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“A big, burly dude walks into a bar...

He walks right up to the middle of the bar and orders a shot of the cheapest whiskey they have. He grabs the shot glass, and before he drinks it, he looks to the people on his right and says, "You're all a bunch of cock suckers!" They all sit there stunned. He orders another shot, and before he drinks it, he looks to the left, and says, "You're all a bunch of mother fuckers." But before he can get the glass to his lips, he notices a little guy on his left is walking towards him. He puts the glass down and asks, "You gotta problem with that?" The little guys says, "Um, no sir, I'm just on the wrong side.""

Made me laugh. ..thanks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“A big, burly dude walks into a bar...

He walks right up to the middle of the bar and orders a shot of the cheapest whiskey they have. He grabs the shot glass, and before he drinks it, he looks to the people on his right and says, "You're all a bunch of cock suckers!" They all sit there stunned. He orders another shot, and before he drinks it, he looks to the left, and says, "You're all a bunch of mother fuckers." But before he can get the glass to his lips, he notices a little guy on his left is walking towards him. He puts the glass down and asks, "You gotta problem with that?" The little guys says, "Um, no sir, I'm just on the wrong side."

Made me laugh. ..thanks "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke two of my dads records, now I want to break three…..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These dad jokes were shite.

I'm gathering scottish dad jokes were much better?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

What is the slowest moving creature on the planet?

A nudist climbing through a barbed wire fence.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a scottish paedophile? Tosh macabre.

Chinese taxi driver? Loup Inn.

Russian prostitute? Nickers on and ofski

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to bed with a blind girl last night.

She said that's the biggest dick I have ever laid my hands on.

I said your pulling my leg

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My missus eventually carried out her threat and left me last week due to my obsession with Poker..I thought she was bluffing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear that the people in Dubai won't watch the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi Doo!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top