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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have an email from the nationally lottery headlined “Good news about your ticket!”

It could be a million pounds or it could be a lucky dip.

If I don’t open the email…

Also have an email saying we have a new message on Fab swingers.

Bet it’s a cock picture.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Did anyone actually win it on Tuesday? If yes and they haven’t come forward yet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's the best possible news and I hope it is

Would you stay on fab or join an altogether more exclusive club.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I have an email from the nationally lottery headlined “Good news about your ticket!”

It could be a million pounds or it could be a lucky dip.

If I don’t open the email…

Also have an email saying we have a new message on Fab swingers.

Bet it’s a cock picture.

"

If its an unsolicited cock pic, this is an acceptable response.

https://youtu.be/RCSYBeWuDhw

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's the best possible news and I hope it is

Would you stay on fab or join an altogether more exclusive club. "

I’d hire a private detective to go round the house of every 10th married man that sent us a cock picture and “meet me now!” Message and show it to his wife.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week...

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London


"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."

You my friend need help !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an email from the nationally lottery headlined “Good news about your ticket!”

It could be a million pounds or it could be a lucky dip.

If I don’t open the email…

Also have an email saying we have a new message on Fab swingers.

Bet it’s a cock picture.

"

Or most probably you won £5.80 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."

It could still be a superposition.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."

But isn't that the point, until you open the email you are both a millionaire and a loser.

Quantum superposition - you've to love it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week...

But isn't that the point, until you open the email you are both a millionaire and a loser.

Quantum superposition - you've to love it."

It was a wording thing, not a philosophy one.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

This happened the other day to me, awoke Saturday to a lotto email. I saved logging in to check it all day ,spent the entire Saturday in the sun imagining what if.

Even bought some wine just in case.

Put some music on.

£2.80

Oh well.

Enough for one more ticket I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This happened the other day to me, awoke Saturday to a lotto email. I saved logging in to check it all day ,spent the entire Saturday in the sun imagining what if.

Even bought some wine just in case.

Put some music on.

£2.80

Oh well.

Enough for one more ticket I guess.

"

It was nice while it lasted though.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"This happened the other day to me, awoke Saturday to a lotto email. I saved logging in to check it all day ,spent the entire Saturday in the sun imagining what if.

Even bought some wine just in case.

Put some music on.

£2.80

Oh well.

Enough for one more ticket I guess.

It was nice while it lasted though. "

I just want to feel like Charlie opening a chocolate bar in Willy Wonka just once in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You OP and thread title made me laugh

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have all thought this when we get the email but the post title is very clever, I never thought of it like that.I did win btw and got the email. I was not catlike and soon found out it was £3.10

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore


"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."

At the risk of more pedantry, under the cat 'experiment' the OP would be simultaneously a millionaire and penniless at the same time, no?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.

You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.

Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week...

At the risk of more pedantry, under the cat 'experiment' the OP would be simultaneously a millionaire and penniless at the same time, no?"

Agreed. My middle paragraph only gave one of the two states for each example, purely for reasons of brevity.

Which went well...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Guys, guys, just let the OP enjoy their quantum state of wealth. I bet they've already spent their £2.80 on 2x Freddos and a pack of chewing gum

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Guys, guys, just let the OP enjoy their quantum state of wealth. I bet they've already spent their £2.80 on 2x Freddos and a pack of chewing gum "

OK.

I'm off to the bank to tell them I'm wealthy on a quantum state basis.

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